fine

I have been thoroughly enjoying this thread and got this gem on my wall today.
From some large emo chick who looooooves to use the freaking "gimme attention" posts.


NEVER leave them alone

cancer girl crushes this thread ....

A fat spoiled 22 yr old girl i know posted a pic on her fb with her new tattoo. It said "You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have" written all over her forearm. Insta Rage. And all the comments from her gf with omg suits you perfect and the like pushed me over the edge. Because i just started laughing manicaly(sp?) shaking my head.

really, really?

A friend shared a pic of some 3-5 y/o boy in ICU. Apparently if enough people share the picture he gets a heart transplant for free.

Does that mean his family pays if we don't share? Or someone else gets the heart?

I saw that, too, but it was instead a 2 year old kid. It said something like if 100 people share it he gets a free heart. So each share is probably worth what... 1-2K? I mean getting a team of surgeons to carve up your torso and plug a new heart in there can't be cheap these days. Especially if you go out of network. A dumb receptionist I used to work with sent it.

How are people this stupid still? It's an embarrassment for society anytime something like this travels across fb.

Might have been the same one phb. I'm not good at guessing ages.

there is no way that can mean anything. its impossible. but it sounds like it should. its very tilting.

this is good life advice.

Not as bad as the cancer one, but still a snap defriend.

"Feeling young and desirable. Four men at cardio rehab flirted with me this morning."

Cardio rehab? Would you say she is "desirable?"

One step at a time.

The men in cardio rehab shouldn't flirt with young and desirable women, that might raise the heart rate to dangerous levels. So they flirt with her instead.

This is pretty awesome imo. Steve Jobs was good at designing/marketing tech products but he is hardly a genius or a visionary or someone that all of humanity should be mourning the death of. I'm pretty sick of hearing about him.

The image referenced in the 17 line link:

thats way more ****ed up than that cancer thing. i mean, wtf runs through your head when you post that?

orange pee? straight to facebook!

At least attention whoring about stuff being shoved up her vagina is way more interesting than most of the stuff chicks attention whore about.

A girl went to the urologist one day for a cystoscopy. The doctor gave her a pill called Pyridium that turned her pee orange. When she got home, she asked her boyfriend "honey, would you like to make a bet?".

He said "sure".

She said "I bet you that my pee will be orange. If I'm right, you will have to love me forever and ever with all of your heart. If it isn't orange then our love wasn't meant to be and we will break up."

He gulped and said, "okay."

Lo and behold, her pee was orange and they embraced all night!

The next day she got the results of her cystoscopy, and found out she had late-stage uterine cancer. Her boyfriend came home that afternoon and found her in her coffin.

CELEBRATE THE SPLENDOR OF ALL THINGS WOMAN.

I did lol @ the "happy halloween" comment though.

Spaceman killin' it

amazing

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