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Probably a decent amount.

Honestly, one of the best marketing strategies in the world today would be to have two companies that were ideologically opposed to each other and appear to fight with each other in public. Watch people on both sides jump on.

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07-31-2015 , 06:51 PM

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wombat4hire

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Wow at that monster truther. It makes me happy to know that there are people out there with enough free time to decode the subliminalities of the omniverse for us.

BOTTOMS UP! AND THE DEVIL LAUGHS! (1:40)

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07-31-2015 , 07:21 PM

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LostOstrich

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wait, does it really say "MILFs dig it" on the side of a Monster can?

They just got my business

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07-31-2015 , 07:35 PM

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Anzat

adept

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Originally Posted by problemeliminator

Two young ladies arrived a Meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God made valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get.

1. Where do you find diamonds? Deep down in the ground, covered and protected.

2. Where do you find pearls? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, covered up and protected in a beautiful shell.

3. Where do you find gold? Way down in the mine, covered over with layers of rock and to get them, you have to work hard & dig deep down to get them.

He looked at them with serious eyes and said;
"Your body is sacred & unique" You are far more precious than gold, diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered too."So he added that, if you keep your treasured mineral just like gold, diamond and pearls, deeply covered up, a reputable mining organization with the requisite machinery will fly down and conduct years of extensive exploration.
First, they will contact your government (family), sign professional contracts (wedding) and mine you professionally( legal marriage).But if you leave your precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the earth, you always attract a lot of illegal miners to come and mine you illegally. Everybody will just pick up their crude instruments and just have a dig on you just freely like that. Keep your bodies deeply covered so that it invite professional miners to chase you.
Let us all encourage our wives, friends and daughters to dress well and decent!
~Credit by Grand Motivion Squad.

Spoiler alert: shared by a filipina

Where do you find truffles? Lying on the ground, sniffed out by pigs.

oh wait that doesn't really fit

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07-31-2015 , 08:32 PM

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ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

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I think the best part of the Monster truther is the way she gives the shrug like she thinks what she has just said is really smart and she has truthbombed

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07-31-2015 , 11:35 PM

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PhatPots

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I feel like my fb friends are not as bad as some of you. But I am annoyed by all these statuses related to this lion dentist. My fed was flooded with it for a few days.

Problemeliminator, that is truly awful. You should respond with something like "What about love and friendship. Those are most valuable of all and those a free."

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08-01-2015 , 12:00 AM

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DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

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I'm just sorry I'll never get to watch that Monster vid again for the first time

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08-01-2015 , 12:52 AM

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problemeliminator

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What does Satan gain by having people unknowingly consume a ****ty energy drink?

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08-01-2015 , 01:21 AM

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Dominic

Tripod

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I almost understand that last one

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08-01-2015 , 02:59 AM

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Csaba

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I had this video of Buzz Aldrin punching a guy show up.

Probably old news to some of you but it made me laugh.

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08-01-2015 , 06:04 AM

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LostOstrich

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Omg, go Buzz

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08-01-2015 , 06:53 AM

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AnonMouse

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08-01-2015 , 09:25 AM

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granddam

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Originally Posted by Csaba

I had this video of Buzz Aldrin punching a guy show up.

Probably old news to some of you but it made me laugh.

Had not seen this before. OMG! The crazies are taking over.

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08-01-2015 , 11:31 AM

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wombat4hire

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That was a rock solid punch from Buzz. Well done.

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08-01-2015 , 11:47 AM

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suzzer99

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Other things I have learned from Facebook.

1) Cecil the lion has killed other lions' cubs. Therefore **** him.

2) Some probably made up local Africans in a nearby village don't get all the hubbub over killing one lion and seem to have about a dozen ready made quotes for conservative media such as: “Why are the Americans more concerned than us?” said Joseph Mabuwa, a 33-year-old father of two. “We never hear them speak out when villagers are killed by lions and elephants in Hwange.”

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08-01-2015 , 11:49 AM

#30242

Csaba

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Originally Posted by Csaba

I had this video of Buzz Aldrin punching a guy show up.

Probably old news to some of you but it made me laugh.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bart_S...llo_astronauts

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Most astronauts have refused to grant him interviews. The most infamous incident involved Apollo 11 crew member Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the Moon. According to Aldrin, he was lured to a Beverly Hills, California, hotel on September 9, 2002, under the pretext of an interview on space for a Japanese children's television show. When he arrived, Sibrel was there demanding that he swear an oath on a Bible that he had walked on the Moon.

When Aldrin refused, Sibrel called him "a coward, and a liar, and a thief."[1][2] Aldrin punched Sibrel in the jaw, while being recorded.[3] Sibrel later attempted to use the tape to convince police and prosecutors that he was the victim of an assault. However, it was decided that Aldrin had been provoked so no charges were filed. Many talk shows aired the clip, often siding with Aldrin's response.[4] Sibrel said later that he wrote a letter of apology to Aldrin.

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08-01-2015 , 11:58 AM

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suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

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Moon-landing conspiracists are up there with child beauty pageant moms and gamer-gaters for the nut low humans.

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08-01-2015 , 11:08 PM

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Dominic

Tripod

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What's a gamer gater?

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08-02-2015 , 12:08 AM

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ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

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Originally Posted by Dominic

What's a gamer gater?

They are a group of fearless righteous warriors who are dedicated to bringing ethics in to gaming journalism!

Seriously it's worth googling #gamergate. People on both sides have been responsible for some of the stupidest stuff on the internet over the past 6 months or so.

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08-02-2015 , 01:03 AM

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Minirra

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 1,664

Csaba,

Bart Sibrel is a character, look into him.

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08-02-2015 , 04:44 AM

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__harmless

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Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 4,227

sure the lady who posted this is a lardo, but still... why?

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08-02-2015 , 04:49 AM

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Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

does she have a guy? or is she just announcing her lowered standards?

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08-02-2015 , 04:51 AM

#30249

__harmless

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 4,227

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Originally Posted by Natamus

does she have a guy? or is she just announcing her lowered standards?

she's married to a fatso who rides around town on his riding mower.

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08-02-2015 , 04:55 AM

#30250

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

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Originally Posted by __harmless

she's married to a fatso who rides around town on his riding mower.

That... is... amazballs

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