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05-10-2015 , 11:43 AM

#29101

jmakin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 27,807

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05-10-2015 , 12:44 PM

#29102

johnzimbo

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,805

If it's a preemie does it call the angel crack whore?

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05-11-2015 , 04:44 PM

#29103

ludacris

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 12,277

Every. Single. Day. This guy posts self-loathing boo hoo posts in what I can only guess is an attempt for attention.

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05-11-2015 , 04:48 PM

#29104

rjoefish

Got Out the Vote

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 31,086

"I'm tired of pushing people away, I'll just move to where there is no one else"

Makes sense.

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05-11-2015 , 09:35 PM

#29105

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,735

I think "makes sense" is an excellent FB reply for that one lol its uncaring, logical and funny.

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05-11-2015 , 10:11 PM

#29106

Banned4lyfe

Sup-Bah? Pop-Bah Pooh-Bear Permanently Pooh-Bah Billy Walters Jr

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 11,808

Pastor:

His wife:

Guess she just doesn't believe in him as much as he does.

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05-12-2015 , 12:01 AM

#29107

El Diablo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 68,145

Banned,

Believe in Him!

Also it may have just been that her ****ty friends didn't pray hard enough.

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05-12-2015 , 12:18 AM

#29108

kkcountry

BBV MS Paint Rapid Response Squad

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 31,261

What's a pastor doing rolling in a jaguar?

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05-12-2015 , 12:47 AM

#29109

Mrage

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,916

Wrecking the **** out of it, for one thing.

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05-12-2015 , 01:24 AM

#29110

problemeliminator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 9,467

Quote:

Originally Posted by kkcountry

What's a pastor doing rolling in a jaguar?

Prosperity gospel, LDO. For some reason his mention of his MONT BLANC pen really annoyed me.

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05-12-2015 , 02:00 AM

#29111

grando1.0

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 17,111

Pretty sure calling himself Dr is way worse holy **** I'm tilted now lol

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05-12-2015 , 02:16 AM

#29112

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Prosperity Gospel would be one of the first things I would crack down on if I was running government - church and state can no longer be separate when the church is preying on the citizens of the State for pastor's personal profits

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05-12-2015 , 02:24 AM

#29113

rjoefish

Got Out the Vote

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 31,086

There's currently one asking his congregation for a 65M$ jet.

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05-12-2015 , 02:30 AM

#29114

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by rjoefish

There's currently one asking his congregation for a 65M$ jet.

I saw that it's so LOL I can't help but let that one go. If he can convince people to basically kickstarter him a $65 jet "in the name of God" then God bless him he's better degen and hustler than I

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05-12-2015 , 03:04 AM

#29115

El Diablo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 68,145

Vaguebooking fans,

Thursday night:

Of course, everyone goes crazy asking what's up etc.

Friday morning:

Spoiler:

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05-12-2015 , 03:48 AM

#29116

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

Mont Blanc is a standout of the thread thus far.

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05-12-2015 , 03:51 AM

#29117

Joe Pulaski

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,345

ya that was such a smooth brand mention

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05-12-2015 , 03:54 AM

#29118

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,130

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Diablo

Vaguebooking fans,

Thursday night:

Of course, everyone goes crazy asking what's up etc.

Friday morning:

Spoiler:

So what's the news? Its been a few days.

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05-12-2015 , 04:00 AM

#29119

runout_mick

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,171

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

Mont Blanc is a standout of the thread thus far.

Rage. Seething rage.

Way out in front for the #1 entry ITT.

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05-12-2015 , 04:14 AM

#29120

Swwiinn

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 1,690

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

Mont Blanc is a standout of the thread thus far.

+1

I started reading it and thought 'this isn't THAT bad.' I can't imagine what my face must have looked like when I read Mont Blanc. By the end I was pretty shook.

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05-12-2015 , 04:16 AM

#29121

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,130

According to Google it is Montblanc. Hadn't heard of it. Very lol though.

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05-12-2015 , 04:18 AM

#29122

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

"It never even moved my Mount Blanc pen from my shirt" LOL it 'never' moved the pen

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05-12-2015 , 04:18 AM

#29123

jmakin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 27,807

Montblanc barely rustles me. can't be a standout, either you guys are overreacting or my feed has some gems I need to post asap.

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05-12-2015 , 04:19 AM

#29124

Yakmelk

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 13,812

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmakin

Montblanc barely rustles me. can't be a standout, either you guys are overreacting or my feed has some gems I need to post asap.

It kinds of is although Im sure that the latter is true as well.

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05-12-2015 , 04:39 AM

#29125

ChrisV

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 40,336

Montblanc pen makes me lol rather than making me mad. Pretty amazing though, if you were satirizing a Jaguar-owning douchebag, it's a detail you'd put in then take out because it feels like overdoing it.

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