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So the "guy" on the left is a fake account using a real name of a friend. The second is her on like the third level. She's actually threatening herself while impersonating a friend of mine; the baby mama/Mel she speaks of is just a good friend.

I died of laughter.

Someone investigate Banned for manslaughter

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02-06-2015 , 05:02 PM

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lonely_but_rich

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I'm so ****ing confused.

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02-06-2015 , 05:30 PM

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El Diablo

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Lbr,

Banned is just livin' la vida loca!

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02-06-2015 , 05:45 PM

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lonely_but_rich

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Banned should start a blog.

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02-06-2015 , 05:56 PM

#27805

Aesah

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Omg PATH is real

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02-06-2015 , 06:14 PM

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Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

When the girl is representing herself does she write in that disgusting prose, or is that what she imagines a cholo would write?

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02-06-2015 , 06:18 PM

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KPowers

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watchu think cholo

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02-06-2015 , 06:20 PM

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minnesotasam

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WAIT

This was a fake-dual-pregnancy claim delivered via catfish?

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02-06-2015 , 06:25 PM

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Villian1

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Even with the explanation I still have no idea what is going on.

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02-06-2015 , 08:01 PM

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Dominic

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Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,385

So Banned lives across the street from Omar?

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02-06-2015 , 09:37 PM

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dlk9s

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Oh, ffs, I have one anti-vaxxer FB friend and he is making some quality posts today. I'm not even going to bother posting the links because I don't want you to start seeing some odd targeted Google ads.

I just had to vent for a sec.

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02-06-2015 , 09:43 PM

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Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,385

I don't think I've been more frustrated by pure idiocy than with the anti-vaccine morons.

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02-06-2015 , 09:52 PM

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dlk9s

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I hate that I like the guy, too. Aside from the anti-vax stuff, he appears intelligent and thoughtful. I want to respond to his posts, but I don't want to get into a fruitless argument with a friend.

Fortunately, it never comes up when we get together in person.

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02-06-2015 , 10:44 PM

#27814

rugby

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 4,672

If someone is intelligent and I care about their opinion I will sometimes debate them on facebook... It passes the time, just play nice.

Banned needs an AMA asap.

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02-06-2015 , 11:11 PM

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allinontheturn

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

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Originally Posted by Banned4lyfe

But wait, there's more!

What's the end game? What's the scam? She comes asking you for $$ for an abortion? Just trying to get you to take her back? I'm just a confused midwesterner & I don't understand at all.

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02-07-2015 , 12:11 AM

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GreenSmoke85

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 4,427

Lol!!! Some real young pimpin goin on out here. How u gona be 11 years old skateboarding on hollywood blvd and tell me im cute???? I mean dam i think ur cute too but in that 'you could be my son' type a way smh take away these kids smart phones

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02-07-2015 , 01:51 AM

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ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

I can't even read that stuff. How do people still not know writing long emotional crap on the internet isn't a good idea....

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02-07-2015 , 02:50 AM

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ninetynine99

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Originally Posted by problemeliminator

So your ex made a profile for a non-existent boyfriend so she could send you that message? That's pathetic on her part.

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02-07-2015 , 03:46 AM

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Rusemandingo

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Quality stuff Banned.

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02-07-2015 , 05:06 AM

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Phresh

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Originally Posted by GreenSmoke85

That's actually just kinda funny.

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02-07-2015 , 05:38 AM

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Aesah

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Originally Posted by problemeliminator

So your ex made a profile for a non-existent boyfriend so she could send you that message? That's pathetic on her part.

yes

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02-07-2015 , 07:03 AM

#27822

Yakmelk

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Originally Posted by Villian1

Even with the explanation I still have no idea what is going on.

This, I mean, what ? Black KIA ? Huh ? 'accident' ?

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02-07-2015 , 07:26 AM

#27823

FeralCreature

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Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 3,148

Yeah, none of this Banned stuff makes any sense whatsoever to me. He dated a girl for two weeks and now she's sending him messages posing as a fake new Mexican boyfriend? She's pretending to be pregnant with twins? I have literally no idea what's going and we really need more explanation than 'I dated this girl for two weeks and she's crazy'.

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02-07-2015 , 10:53 AM

#27824

rjoefish

Got Out the Vote

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God job keeping those messages for 2 1/2 years.

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02-07-2015 , 01:48 PM

#27825

Aesah

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part of the reason it's really confusing is because everything is in the wrong order

The 1st message is the right half of the 2nd screenshot posted in this thread, the 2nd message is the 1st screenshot, then the 3rd message is the left half of the 2nd screenshot

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