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07-02-2013 , 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by LostOstrich
I sometimes also wish there was a plant I could fly to
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07-02-2013 , 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman
Perfect!!
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07-02-2013 , 10:03 AM
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" you can keep worrying and get nowhere, or breathe and believe in you in there" - yes I'm quoting my own book. Needed this today.
lol
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07-02-2013 , 11:19 AM
Dr spaceman for president
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07-02-2013 , 01:42 PM
Mario should be wearing a cape, not the raccoon tail. WTF is going on.

Yeah that new girl is pretty annoying. I don't know if i want to read more from her it's not like the Path guy
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07-02-2013 , 01:58 PM
Sounds like one incoherent turd of a book.
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07-02-2013 , 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by moo buckets
Mario should be wearing a cape, not the raccoon tail. WTF is going on.
Oh yeah, that's weird. Looks like it came from a hack version. Here's an accurate one:

Spoiler:
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07-02-2013 , 02:50 PM
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My ducks are in a row, my priorities are right and I'm happy! What's wrong with doing it single?? I'm tired of hearing, there must be something wrong with me. No.. there's something wrong with this generation of men. Apparently a strong willed, independent, go getter isn't what they want. I'm sorry but I'm just not one of those females that needs a man to tell her she's beautiful, smart or worthy for that matter because I already know!
SHE DON'T NEED NO MAN
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07-02-2013 , 03:56 PM
From my aunt yesterday:



Standard. BUT then, today...

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A woman forwarded me the law suit filed against Paula Dean. I am not sure that this is a fraudulent paper...but if it isn't, then Paula isn't such a nice person, nor is her brother a nice person. So, I stand "informed" about the law suit perhaps.
MIND = BLOWN. Mark it down. On July 2nd, 2013 - baby boomers became self aware.
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07-02-2013 , 04:12 PM
suzzer,

reply with this?

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07-02-2013 , 10:34 PM


The original post is "lol chicks are dumb", but the comment is why im posting this (zero chance she doesnt actually believe that)
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07-03-2013 , 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman
Oh yeah, that's weird. Looks like it came from a hack version. Here's an accurate one:

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i died at this post
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07-03-2013 , 01:45 AM
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07-03-2013 , 01:47 AM
i thought only subzero had that slide
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07-03-2013 , 01:52 AM
I don't recall scorpion having so many fireball moves
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07-03-2013 , 02:23 AM
lol GET OVER HERE to the 1-up
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07-03-2013 , 04:39 PM
4th of july aids already infecting my feed .
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07-03-2013 , 06:31 PM
"We were just at Walmart where there was a lady handing out samples of a zero calorie drink. After I tried the sample and was about to walk away, she handed me an entire bottle of the drink and said, "This is for saying thank you!" She said how rude people were to her throughout the day and it meant so much to her that I said thanks. It's amazing how such a small thing can mean so much to someone!!! Aww!"
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07-03-2013 , 07:13 PM
Tyler, will ship 50 dollars on paypal for screenshot of your last 5 updates.

Last edited by Rusemandingo; 07-03-2013 at 07:17 PM. Reason: but only if your name matches the 126th place finisher in the 2004 WSOP ME
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07-03-2013 , 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Banned4lyfe
Late but holy crap I cannot stop laughing.
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07-03-2013 , 08:48 PM
Yeah, the Zoolander pic was ****ing perfect.
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07-03-2013 , 10:18 PM
Following today's military coup in Egypt:

"I love democracy in action! What a great day for Egypt!"
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07-04-2013 , 02:06 AM
lol, nice one.
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07-04-2013 , 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted by jamzfive
Following today's military coup in Egypt:

"I love democracy in action! What a great day for Egypt!"
he was right, but he added an extra space after "in"
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07-04-2013 , 05:48 AM
Wrote out huge response but don't want to politard the thread. But basically all my Egyptian mates are celebrating as most reckon they rigged the election.
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