Jfc you're not even trying at this point

omg jfc that must make you so mad !!

Meh, I don't think anything TD has posted thus far is inappropriate for this thread. The things he posted are the things I'd read and immediately unsubscribe from that persons updates. However, I think just about everyone who posts updates more than like once every other week is gonna make trivial, low/no content posts because people in general don't have much going on in their lives. The downside to the plethora of social media applications is being inundated with the minutia of daily life, particularly when some friends are more inclined to share the nothingness than others.

The thing is almost every status he posts is pretty standard for Facebook, even if they are annoying on this own, they aren't worthy of posting in the thread

One might say his facebook status post are...annoying.

There's no rubric declaring what is acceptable to post in the thread. Oddly enough, on the first page you'll find posts very similar to the ones TD makes. Perhaps its the entropic nature of a thread like this which leads people to determine what is post-worthy despite the fact that everything in here is defined as annoying on a subjective basis.

A FB friend of mine is doing a master cleanse. One of her friends did it before and posted pictures of what came out of her ass. I am not looking forward to that.

I agree with Tyler Durden's assessment of the statuses he posts here. Updating to let everyone know about banal events X, Y, and Z is both narcissistic and annoying. Maybe the level itt has been raised over the the course of 17,000 posts so we've seen the absolute bottom of the barrel of humanity, but his posts are the bread and butter of what makes fb's update feed unreadable.

That said, there's a legitimate debate over whether we need a ton of those updates itt. Every one of us could find twenty similar updates in less than five minutes and post them here, and this thread would get boring. I haven't minded TD's posts but I'd get real bored real quick if everyone did that.

uh wat.

most girls I know don't even admit to pooping much less publicly post pics of their dumps.

It would be better if TD compiled like 24 hours of updates from one person. One person saying one time that they're going to the store isn't annoying. Producing a dozen posts on every minor event in your day every day certainly rises to the level of this thread.

lol, is this that stupid scam where you take some pill (I think there is some drink as well) thats supposed to "rid your body of toxins!" and what it does is rubberize the inside of your intestines, so then you basically just crap out this huge cast of your intestines and stupid people think its proof they just expelled this giant buildup of toxins (lol) because something came out of their ass theyve never seen before?

Right. She didn't post pictures of crap, but stone-like stuff (like gallstones) that came out of her ass. Still pretty gross.

About every girl I know in LA has done a "master cleanse" at some point, and a ton of the guys as well. No one's ever mentioned the cast of their intestines thing to me, so I doubt that happens every time on a standard master cleanse.

yeah, I mean any cleanse is dumb, but most of them are just whatever. They dont inspire people to take pictures of some weird stuff that comes from their ass tho, so didnt think it was prolly your typical fad cleanse.

Maybe she had gallstones os that came out?

Such a thinker

this girl broke up with her bf like 2 years ago and ever since fluctuates btwn posts about how awesome her life is now and then how frustrated she is with it. seems a lot got deleted since the last time i checked her page but still should be enough to get the idea:

you gotta comment "lol...."

Jesus, shes gotta be in the running for most insufferable bitch in this thread.

Is it a rule that grad school students must post incredibly pretentious, show-offy bull**** about their classes all the time?

based on my feed law school students are the worst, but phoenix university psych masters (LOL) students are bad and chiropractic students are bad as well. And nutrition/dietetics or whatever is pretty far up there. No we do not care about your organic cultured food blog HOLY **** SHUT THE **** UP

CB,

JRustle's post is the rubric.

Same person from prev. post

Banned,

Word.

i like how he(she?) chooses words that are phonetically close to the words he means

I sometimes also wish there was a plant I could fly to