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12-13-2011 , 06:32 PM

#826

ninetynine99

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12-13-2011 , 06:32 PM

#827

ninetynine99

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12-13-2011 , 06:32 PM

#828

OrganicGreen

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,463

lol its been almost a month and still no nookie

lolololol

this isn't the states?? are you canadian?

bring a hot girl home and that would get her super jealous 100%.. since you can't do that then pay some chick 50 bucks to come by

12-13-2011 , 06:32 PM

#829

ninetynine99

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12-13-2011 , 06:45 PM

#830

jlozan84

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Were you both in the house when texting back & forth op?

For some reason I picture her in her room, door locked, only texting u back (while you're on the couch) because she's scared of losing her job before finding a new one.

12-13-2011 , 07:44 PM

#831

ninetynine99

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Hey OP, I've been away a couple of days and it's great to hear that you are making inroads with your PA on that banging-her-thing!

12-13-2011 , 07:53 PM

#832

smooth101

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,596

You bringing up NOT terminating her employment if she rejected you is similar to saying I will NOT kill you while you are sleeping if you rejected me.

It is not necessary to bring it up unless you are trying to scare her and control her.

If you are living in a third world asian country why do you not just buy her like all the other creepy, fat, ugly, and disgusting white guys that go there do?

12-13-2011 , 07:56 PM

#833

freedom.fries

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,730

Quote:

Originally Posted by Your Boss

On the location front, the Starbucks conversation would probably point to the US, right? They have an international presence, but as a clue I would weight that one heavily US.

there a numerous Starbucks in Thailand.

12-13-2011 , 07:57 PM

#834

NajdorfDefense

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srs level biz going on

12-13-2011 , 08:07 PM

#835

I'd Hit It

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Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 145

Quote:

OP: is this girl a native English speaker?

No, but she probably speaks it better than half the people posting ITT.

Quote:

Were you both in the house when texting back & forth op?

no, i was at a bar with friends. she didn't know where i was though only that i left at 7pm and had not come back yet.

Quote:

If you are living in a third world asian country why do you not just buy her like all the other creepy, fat, ugly, and disgusting white guys that go there do?

Perhaps incorrect stereotypes like this influenced my decision.

12-13-2011 , 08:14 PM

#836

ninetynine99

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12-13-2011 , 08:14 PM

#837

JammyDodga

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Please confirm country of residence please.

12-13-2011 , 08:19 PM

#838

I'd Hit It

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JammyDodga

Please confirm country of residence please.

that would greatly increase my chances of being outed irl, so i'd prefer not to. people keep mentioning thailand, thats incorrect.

12-13-2011 , 08:20 PM

#839

ninetynine99

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Your Boss

On the location front, the Starbucks conversation would probably point to the US, right?

FWIW he uses the American form of spelling, i.e. favor instead of favour.

If he is an American in Thailand, or some similar type country, and he isn't getting laid by his housekeeper – then he is hiring the wrong kind of housekeeper IMO.

12-13-2011 , 08:21 PM

#840

El Diablo

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OP,

Just catching up on this thread..

"Half hour later she sends me another dumb text with another dumb irrelevant question. I waited an hour and a half (like 2am at this point) and just said 'It's a mystery! Sweet dreams =)' "

I'm not going to discuss my thoughts on that particular tactic of yours, but you completely failed at it when you responded at 2am. For that particular tactic, the clearly correct move was not to respond to her last text.

12-13-2011 , 08:22 PM

#841

IcyHotMonkey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by I'd Hit It

never seen her in this pose but face/body about like this i guess

NSFWish

Spoiler:

Quote:

I Facebook'd the girls and responded to the attractive ones. I selected a recent college graduate who seems pretty intelligent and resourceful enough to get all of my stuff done without asking me a bunch of dumb questions in the process.

Why not practice your boss-assistant seduction skills on the girls you didn't choose?

12-13-2011 , 08:24 PM

#842

El Diablo

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PR,

"a situation that potentially leads to her ending up homeless or raped."

I wonder how long it'll be 'til there's a wikipedia page for The Homeless or Raped Dilemma.

12-13-2011 , 08:25 PM

#843

I'd Hit It

banned

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 145

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Diablo

heh ya that was the alternative i was debating. leave her thinking. i've used that one in similar situations - will probably keep it as my default now. thanks.

12-13-2011 , 08:27 PM

#844

ninetynine99

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12-13-2011 , 08:27 PM

#845

ragip

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Is there any chance IHI is the OP of that thread about groping girls in Chinese nightclubs? Can't remember the details, but he was similarly creepy.

12-13-2011 , 08:58 PM

#846

ninetynine99

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ragip

Is there any chance IHI is the OP of that thread about groping girls in Chinese nightclubs? Can't remember the details, but he was similarly creepy.

Meh... probably no connection at all.

12-13-2011 , 09:02 PM

#847

Subfallen

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Ok, the fact that OP is in an impoverished Asian locale rescinds my conclusion that he's leveling. But now his plan to use financial leverage to sleep w/ PA seems less "creepy" than "sociopathic" and I'm like...