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I've been listening for probably seven years, so it was pretty cool to finally get on the air. I call every now and then, but I've only talked to a screener two or three other times since it's almost always busy. If you can get through, though, Will almost always pushes the "offensive" calls through the fastest...I was on hold for maybe three minutes, and I would have been on faster if they hadn't played Mark the Bagger clips first. Offensive = on air quickly.

I remember once when a woman rang in supposedly with the wrong number demanding something and Howard played a long but I cant quite remember who she thought she was talking to or what she wanted. Would I be right in thinking this was fake or is it really possible the screeners didn't tell her she had wrong number and put her through?

I often think some of the prank calls must be fake especially considering I don't see why some of the people would give permission.

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05-22-2008 , 03:19 PM

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I just heard "Obama!" for the 1,000th time.

True as clockwork, I chuckled out loud. Again.

Obama! That's where you first saw his name. That's the first place I saw it, on two great big ole tits!

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05-22-2008 , 08:20 PM

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LONG LEGGED MACK DADDY

HE PIMPS WHITE WOMEN AND BLACK WOMEN

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05-25-2008 , 01:09 AM

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So the question ... does anyone think this jacket is worth any kind of money? I've done some internet searches from time to time, but have never found anything, which leads me to believe either it's rare and valuable, or it's worthless.

Its def. worth something, how much for sure I would have no idea. Though occasionally people post old show souvenirs on SFN and they usually get good offers.

I would guess you could get a offer of a few hundred, maybe more if there is real lunatics making offers.

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05-26-2008 , 08:42 AM

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I'm liking the Wack Pack special so far. Segment 3, the Crackhead Bob "Dame Dat Dune" bit, is one of my all time favorites...it kills me every time.

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06-02-2008 , 01:14 AM

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Bump for my porn star friend Memphis Monroe being on the show on this Wednesday. I grew up with her husband. He said he doesn't know if they are going to let him on yet or not.

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06-03-2008 , 07:04 AM

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"Did you swallow a coyote?"

I was laughing so hard, I almost passed out. I could not inhale, and things went black for a second.

BTW, Memphis Monroe is my kind of porn star (big boobs, talks dirty, genuine enthusiasm). Thanks for the intro.

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06-04-2008 , 02:39 AM

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I am kinda excited to have someone I know on. I am gonna try to call in and embarrass them somehow.

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06-04-2008 , 08:05 AM

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My buddy is texting me from the green room. I couldn't even imagine bein in there right now. He says he can't believe it's real.

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06-04-2008 , 08:26 AM

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"Take that, you dirty filthy pig, it is!"

When Artie loses it, and goes to that breathless, high-pitched laugh, I go right with him.

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06-04-2008 , 08:38 AM

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"No one could be more wrong!!!"

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06-04-2008 , 08:54 AM

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I lost it when they asked him a question and then buzzed him wrong before he talked. hahahaha

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06-04-2008 , 08:57 AM

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I spit out Sunny D after:

Artie making fun of Bigfoot: "I can't wait to see what her blood tastes like"
Robin: "It is"
Artie: "It is"

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06-04-2008 , 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by youtalkfunny

"Take that, you dirty filthy pig, it is!"

When Artie loses it, and goes to that breathless, high-pitched laugh, I go right with him.

i am usually with you, but i was cracking up at the beginning of the game when howard was interviewing the slow adults, and felt it went downhill later. and then there was a huge fight at the end of the show/wrap-up show that i zoned out on, which i'll have to listen to later (and watch on howard tv). good show today for siccjay's people to be there for.

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06-05-2008 , 12:09 AM

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Bigfoot and Mark the Bagger should have their own 4-hour show together.

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06-05-2008 , 11:33 AM

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I don't know if I've mentioned it yet, but Bubba has completely won me over.

I used to shudder at the thought of a long commute without Howard, but if Howard quit tomorrow, Bubba would fill the void for me just fine.

Maybe this merger will get done in our lifetime, and I can give O+A a shot. Or Fez and whoever. The XM folks in my life seem to like them.

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06-05-2008 , 03:03 PM

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yeah, i agree with this. the only reason i don't regularly listen to BTLS now is because i spend too much time listening to howard already. but the show is very good despite the redneckness of it. if howard does decide to hang it up in a couple of years, hopefully BTLS will step up and take over.

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06-05-2008 , 03:08 PM

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i missed the early part of the show, how long till somebody called in and said how great HTV is?

mark the bagger pwns

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06-05-2008 , 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sublime

i missed the early part of the show, how long till somebody called in and said how great HTV is?

mark the bagger pwns

Lol, no one did this time. He did spend 30 minutes talking about how amazing Private Parts is though

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06-05-2008 , 04:17 PM

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More Mark the Bagger Please!!!!!!

and I thought that bit calling Doug Goodstein a looter on 9/11 was really unfunny and annoying.

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06-05-2008 , 04:21 PM

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and I thought that bit calling Doug Goodstein a looter on 9/11 was really unfunny and annoying.

Really? It was a little repetitive, but when Fred played Mariah Carey's "Hero" and added glass breaking I cried.

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06-05-2008 , 05:32 PM

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Really? It was a little repetitive, but when Fred played Mariah Carey's "Hero" and added glass breaking and a camera shutter firing, I cried.

I've got an idea for the BabaBooey song contest, but I'm not going to go to the trouble, so you guys can have it if you want it: The Get Smart theme.

Ba ba booooooooooooooooo EY!

Ba ba booooooooooooooooo EY!

Ba ba boo ey, ba ba boo ey, baba booey babba booey

bababooeeeeeeeeeeeeeey....

Original

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06-11-2008 , 01:57 AM

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Question for regular listeners...

Right now (on the replay), they're playing the phony phone call from Will the Farter's "paint farts." On my display, it says "Gary's \" while they discuss it. In the past, I've noticed that "\" is on the display a lot, and I think it was even on yesterday during Will's farting segment. Any idea why the slash is there? Is it in place of the word "fart" for some reason?