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11-23-2011 , 06:28 PM
Since I know you guys like beer...



Done by a brewery in Ft Worth a few weeks a year. It makes the holiday season at least a little tolerable. 10.5% alcohol will do that.
11-23-2011 , 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Clare Quilty
lol the fact that you think being a bartender is insulting or demeaning is exemplary of the brand of boring douche you pretty clearly are.
i think bartending would be kind of awesome. especially in denver. ignore everyone for a while, open/pour a beer, get $1 tip.
11-23-2011 , 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by lagdonk

I'm going to need one of these guys on my team now to balance things or it's over
Hmmm ... I'd say you can't go wrong with Mehow.
11-23-2011 , 06:31 PM
well exactly. plus drunk sometimes hot girls.

@oj
11-23-2011 , 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by 2/325Falcon
Babies have torn OOT in two.
Torn apart by babies, and full of douches - OOT is now officially the vagina of 2p2.
11-23-2011 , 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Ratterman
Torn apart by babies, and full of douches - OOT is now officially the vagina of 2p2.
this was always the case.
11-23-2011 , 06:40 PM
It does feel a little dry in here.
11-23-2011 , 06:42 PM
And sandy.
11-23-2011 , 06:45 PM
****ing St. Jude's, what a goddamn racket. Clerk at the store asked if I wanted to give $1, I said "Oh, I just gave" (lie ldo) and then she looks at me kinda exasperated and says "You mean today? People give more than once." WTF. They need to make this **** ****ing illegal. It's at every store.
11-23-2011 , 06:47 PM
You need to man up and just start telling the cashier **** no.
11-23-2011 , 06:48 PM
just tell them no, why lie about it
11-23-2011 , 06:48 PM
My standard response is that I have a set charity that I give to and they are not it.
11-23-2011 , 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by daryn
if you take an infant/toddler to a fine dining establishment, you're an ass hole who doesn't give a **** about other people. you probably shouldn't even take them to outback, but it's more forgivable.
On the contrary, a significant portion of my life is spent caring for and about other people between my husband, my kids, their significant others, my parents, my MIL, my granddaughter, and others.

Yes, that extends even to randoms, such as other diners in the restaurant. I very plainly stated that this was a rare exception. I was with my husband and not told where we were going until we were within a few miles. The rest of our dinner party was a surprise for me when we arrived at my favorite restaurant. Being able to share her first birthday is something I won't have the opportunity to repeat.

My family members are also not *******s. They considered the risks, her disposition and past behavior in public and made the reservation for 5 PM. We would not impose an unruly 1 year-old on other diners. If necessary, someone would have taken her and left the restaurant.

Rail against badly behaved children in public all you like, but the mere presence of children is not an offense in spite of your sensibilities.

One can be considerate and also a parent, even in non-standard situation.

One can be an inconsiderate individual sans children in a standard situation.

The question is are you considerate of others? Why yes, we are.

I'm confident from the feedback we received that no one suffered due to her presence.


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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
ooh ooh!


before i was sidetracked by Grievances, i was originally going to say imagining pokermomo carrying snowflake around the entire restaurant for a little change of scenery is still pretty loltilty.
I said I stepped outside the door of the restaurant (next to our table) into the entryway, or walked back to a hallway near the restrooms. There were no parade waves, no lollygagging, or stopping at tables in the dining area.

The mere sight of a woman walking by with a child in her arms! How will we cope!

Please enjoy the fantasy and continue with the nut hugging though.
11-23-2011 , 06:58 PM
Eh, I dunno. In spots like that my default is sometimes white lie. I've said no a lot but as an instinct it just seems better to dress it up, especially given that the white lie in that spot is obv believable regardless of whether the person actually believes it. Every ****ing place around Christmas asks for money for these ****ing bald kids so it's not like you can just give anytime you're asked.

Last edited by istewart; 11-23-2011 at 06:59 PM. Reason: Not balla itt
11-23-2011 , 07:03 PM
If you're gonna go white lie, how about "St Judes? Those bastards killed my first born!" Should shut em up.
11-23-2011 , 07:05 PM
Just say no to cancer kids imo.
11-23-2011 , 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by DemonDeac
re: unclean peen. my first thought was untrimmed/bush
Is trimming standard/compulsory these days? It's like it's something new every day. First socks go out of fashion. Now pubes. What next?
oldmanyellsatcloud.jpg
11-23-2011 , 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Ratterman
Torn apart by babies, and full of douches - OOT is now officially the vagina of 2p2.
Plus all the dicks that come in and out. Things can get hairy at times, but overall, it's pretty loose around here.

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Originally Posted by CaptainBusto
Is trimming standard/compulsory these days? It's like it's something new every day. First socks go out of fashion. Now pubes. What next?
oldmanyellsatcloud.jpg
For ladies, yes, it pretty much is. Dudes can get away without grooming, but it's really, really cruel to make that choice and still expect head.
11-23-2011 , 07:47 PM
lol watching daryn go tempest in a teacup has this quality that smacks of pathetic. Life must be extra frustrating today huh
11-23-2011 , 07:54 PM
not really haha been playing xbox all day, kinda bored. i think that the people that actually picture me at my computer SEETHING WITH RAGE have the bigger problem. it's the internet, idiots.
11-23-2011 , 07:54 PM
in the good tradition of all internet mad people, i am pretty sure that daryn will come back and say he was just kidding, and ha ha at all of us for taking him seriously. which is probably half-true, but still

Last edited by Triumph36; 11-23-2011 at 07:54 PM. Reason: right on cue
11-23-2011 , 07:58 PM
what else would you expect? i mean has anyone actually been MAD at the computer? if so wow take a step back guys! i mean even when i was in the restaurant which spawned this tangent and the kid was banging his hands on the table, i'm not mad. it's more like wow can you believe these ****ty parents? sick... man this sandwich is incredible!
11-23-2011 , 08:00 PM
Wait, did Dids quit the internet or something?
11-23-2011 , 08:00 PM
Lol daryn gets a sandwich at fine dining establishments. El Bulli tuna melts one time.
11-23-2011 , 08:01 PM
daryn,

I punched a hole in the wall once because of the computer. I was completely furious.

What a horrible suckout, god I'm getting mad just thinking about it again.

      
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