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Home owner - shouldn't be subjected to random dog pee on their lawn or mailbox
92 44.44%
Dog owner - as long as I'm cleaning up the #2's, home owners just need to deal with it
97 46.86%
Home owner, kinda - they can't get upset about the peeing, but kicking the grass crosses the line
18 8.70%

03-03-2016 , 11:26 AM
I'm not a dog owner but my neighbors downstairs are. They are good about picking up the poo as far as I can tell. That being said it's winter and the dog pees basically on the snow in the walkway to driveway. I find this mildly annoying /disrespectful but realize I'm probably being petty. Is this rude or am I just a petty douche?
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03-03-2016 , 12:42 PM
People comparing humans peeing on property with dogs.. you can't pull your dick out in public so that's more of why you can't do that than the pee.
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03-03-2016 , 01:50 PM
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People comparing humans peeing on property with dogs.. you can't pull your dick out in public so that's more of why you can't do that than the pee.
I think the relevance is that human pee and dog pee are essentially identical.
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03-03-2016 , 02:28 PM
speaking of biodegradable bags, I ****ing HATE people who think putting their dog **** in a biodegradable bag makes it ok to leave it sitting on the trail.
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03-03-2016 , 02:43 PM
They were totally going to grab it on their way back though.
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03-03-2016 , 02:50 PM
Wtf, people do that? I can't even fathom what their thought process is like. Why even bother bagging it up in that case? Just letting the dog **** off to the side of the trail would make more sense.
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03-03-2016 , 05:27 PM
I just saw a dog piss on a stop sign. Who is supposed to get mad at that? The mayor?
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03-03-2016 , 05:28 PM
Well you're a taxpayer so you probably should have shot the dog for pissing on your property.
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03-03-2016 , 06:03 PM
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Well you're a taxpayer so you probably should have shot the dog for pissing on your property.
Not my property and not even in my town. I thought it was funny.
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03-03-2016 , 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by ec_outlaw
What do you do when you're driving down the road in your newly washed car, and the person in front of you sprays their washer fluid, causing it to end up all over your hood and windshield? Do you get up beside them, start flipping them off, and yelling about how disrespectful they're being and how selfish they are for inconveniencing you?
Yes, absolutely
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03-03-2016 , 06:45 PM
Many people in my neighborhood have these signs on the little strip between the sidewalk and the road that were printed up by the block club to "remind" you that you should pick up your dog.

I get a pretty good "smh" about walking down a block and seeing these signs every 10 feet, which just kind of makes the block/nbhd look terrible.

On a personal amusement front, my dog loves to pee on these signs, and I think it's hilarious.

Edit: these signs are extra funny because they are like, green ink on white cardboard and feature a cartoon silhouette dog pooping.
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03-03-2016 , 10:30 PM
Pretty simple concept.

Your dog is your property

My yard is my property.

Unless I have a direct relationship with you, your property isn't welcome on mine, and I afford you the same respect.

Am I going to flip out and rent one of those helicopters that they use to fight forest fires and fill the bucket with elephant piss and douse your house? Probably not. But I will roll my eyes and consider you a self absorbed dink.

And yes, I realize that you couldn't care less about what I think, what with you being a self absorbed dink and all.

Last edited by amead; 03-03-2016 at 10:39 PM.
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03-03-2016 , 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by d10
Yes, absolutely
I love you.
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03-03-2016 , 11:06 PM
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I just saw a dog piss on a stop sign. Who is supposed to get mad at that? The mayor?
Nobody is supposed to. See the difference?
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03-03-2016 , 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by cs3
Wtf, people do that? I can't even fathom what their thought process is like. Why even bother bagging it up in that case? Just letting the dog **** off to the side of the trail would make more sense.
yeah, they do it all the time. I think they are morons and actually think that putting it in a biodegradable bag means they can leave it there because everything will biodegrade. Thats the only thing I can think off, cuz otherwise why even bag it?
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03-03-2016 , 11:27 PM
Like a biodegradable bag of holding?
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03-03-2016 , 11:29 PM
I mean I guess I'd be less irritated if I stepped a biodegradable bag of **** as opposed to just a pile of raw ****.
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03-04-2016 , 12:24 AM
Ya but if you step on the bag there's a chance that it ruptures and explodes out, rocketing all up on your pant leg of the opposite side. If its just in a pile you get the bottom of your foot smoodged, but its a lot easier to wipe up.

Obvious solution is to tie the bag around dog's tail/rear quarters and let it hang so the opening is covering dog's ass.
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03-04-2016 , 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by amead
Pretty simple concept.

Your dog is your property

My yard is my property.
Nobody owns a yard
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03-04-2016 , 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by JayTeeMe
Nobody owns a yard
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03-16-2016 , 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted by einsteinaint****
How would you feel if everyday, before going to work, I came over and pissed on your grass, and every evening, after banging my wife I came and took a **** in your yard? I clean it up and leave it in your trash can. If you park in front of your house, I might piss on your hubcaps too, I mean no one touches the wheels, it's just water anyway. Sometimes I miss and piss on the bumper or the door but it's no biggy, it rains.

What the hell differences does it make if it's my dog instead of me?

It would probably make a difference to your wife.
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