see it's funny cuz I'm pretty sure you're joking but the fact is most truckers actually think the roads belong to them.
I was stuck in a crazy traffic jam once on a single land hwy due to an accident like 3miles down the road and we were about ~30yds away from an exit.

my fiance had to pee really badly so I go to pull onto the shoulder to drive the ~15yds or so to the beginning of the exit lane and this ********** in a semi jerked his rig out suddenly to try n block us from getting to the exit.

here's the thing ******* (talking to him n other drivers like him NOT you, unless u do that kindv stuff too heh) you don't own the road and it's not ur ****ing job to enforce traffic laws or decide who gets to drive where.
how the **** do u know someone in my car isn't having a ****ing medical emergency u stupid selfish pos?
I know it's hard to grasp these finer points with ur meth addled swiss cheese brain but if u want to govern the road stop getting blowjobs from lounge lizards and go apply (and get rejected from) the godamn CHP.

sorry for the rant it's just such a ****ing joke how entitled most truck drivers act on the road, esp when so many of them are ****ing terrible drivers.

/rant

I've blocked people from cutting in lines trying to pass on the shoulder before because **** them, they should die. If there was an exit ahead I wouldn't care. If they passed the exit and cut in line I'd wish death on them and everyone they love.

Obviously.

What dope trucker slang do you use?

I don't speak trucker :/

I find this to be true. Good question RBK, i also hate it when they do this, sometimes i honk the horn like why the **** did you just do that when you could see me coming very fast, i don't think they care.

What are your top 5 states to drive through and why?

I blame it on the Shocktops

First rule of driving is never honk your horn at somebody that doesn't give a ****.

For scenery: Colorado, West Virginia, Oregon, Kentucky, Utah.

Washington to Texas is my favorite run for miles followed by Minnesota to Washington.

To answer RBK seriously I need more information. If there's an incline coming up we might cut you off to keep momentum or there might be a busy on ramp coming up. If you're speeding it could just be a haha **** you.

Is "Smokey and the Bandit" one of your all-time favorite movies?

What's the most realistic part of that movie?

That movie sucks.

Burt Reynold's mustache.

I am sure you like Duel, its a great movie.

For some perspective, it takes trucks a long time to pass. And because they are good drivers, they are stacked up in the right lane. If there's enough traffic, they're going to be getting passed by cars so often that it might seem like they are cutting you off but really they're just passing.

I don't doubt that they laugh it up every once in awhile screwing over a speeder, but I find truck drivers to be extremely polite drivers.

Not just sucking up to LBR, but I always yield to trucks. It's hard for them to see, accelerate, merge, turn and stop. In a car you can almost always get around easily. On my motorcycle I really never expect a truck to do anything to accommodate me or even to see me at all.

Haha yes, that guy was an epic troll and I want his truck.

TY
I get seriously tense whenever a motorcycle is near me. I don't know how you have the balls to ride one around in traffic.

+1

I always go out of my way to give extra right of way and give other minor concessions to truckers. All the other motorists out there are just ****ing around. Truckers are doing their jerb!

Why the **** don't they hang a very slightly lower sign in front of the bridge to act as a warning to drivers?

If you are on a 3 lane highway and it is not that busy and someone passes you on the right going 5-10mph faster than you, is that annoying?

I mostly try and avoid doing it, but whenever I'm in situations where passing the truck is better for the people coming up from behind, it seems like nbd.

That's expected. They actually teach drivers to think of themselves as a rock in the middle of a stream on three lane highways.

LBR do you ever drive south on 71/75 out of Cincy towards Florence?

If so, I hope you're not 1 of the dumb asses that are ALWAYS driving up the hill in the left lane when there's at least 6 signs telling trucks to use the 2 right lanes.

KYDOT could get their monthly ticket quota in 2 days if they pulled over those dumb asses.


The other thing truck drivers do that piss me off is switch to the left lane b/c a vehicle in the right lane 1/4 mile ahead of them is going slower than they are. I can't tell you how many times I'm cruising along in the left lane doing +75mph and some dumb **** switches lanes right in front of me causing me to hit the brakes hard and slow down +20mph. It's even worse when it happens while going up a hill. It pisses me off so much that when I've gotten past the truck I've moved over into their lane and slowed down to 30mph. Have fun with that while going up a hill you ****ing inbred meth addicted POS.

This obviously isn't directed at you unless you're one of those *******s.

Don't do that.

When it's all said and done, what differentiates a good truck driver employee from a bad one? Where is the edge?