And that is why you should listen when we tell you not to tap the glass .

lol

Who's laughing now bitch?

People do have a tendency to stand around like pansies and let themselves get hurt, but if we are going to assume that the gorilla is going to fight, we have to assume the powerlifters will as well and despite what the policeman said on channel 11, I don't think PCP turns people into superpowered raving maniacs.

IRL gorillas are relatively peaceful. Their fights rarely result in serious injury. They have almost never attacked people. As far as we know, in the wild they are completely vegetarian.

Chimpanzees are terrible bastards though. In Chimpanzee Politics, a power struggle for alpha male was documented where two chimps ganged up on one and ripped his balls off. Chimps, unlike gorillas, have big balls. Size of testicles is related to mating behavior and more polyamorous species have bigger testicles.

What a hero. Holy ****.

this thread has hall of fame potential imo loooooool

No, but it makes them more impervious to pain and would help with the terror aspect.

Animals also play fight, which gives them an advantage here. How often do people really fight? Especially huge beefed up mothers who probably scare most people ****less.

Obviously most people are giant pansies who aren't accustomed to pushing through pain, but that's not an issue with this particular theoretical situation, since strength trainers are certainly used to that.

I still think as described in the OP, this is the gorilla in a landslide. One swipe of his arm and people are going to be unconscious or have **** broken, if they haven't already been killed.

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Knee strikes to limit mobility of beast, if you could somehow cripple the beast he would be easier to kill. It would have to be an extremely tactical strategy for BB to have a shot.

The only conceivable way multiple men would have a chance is if somehow all for extremities are pinned down at the exact same time and are held immobile.

Good luck with that.

I think the gorilla thinks its jaws are its best weapon, and would tend to want to use mass/strength primarily as a way to overpower and get up close to bite and maul.

The gorilla will probably not fight optimally and will end up trying to evade whatever formation the body builders are in because they will look intimidating. The gorilla's first attack will probably be desparate and if he fixates on one person giving the rest of them a chance it might be close.

you dont think 1.8 tonnes of man could do that to 200kgs of gorilla? even after a few casualties there's still over a tonne of weight.

Here's my crack team of 12 gorilla killers:

1. Alexander Karelin, 6'4" 286 lbs.



Godlike Russian wrestler who routinely picked up 250+ lb. men and threw them to the ground.

2. Nikolai Valuev, 7'0" 320 lbs.



Another Russian beast who is athletic enough at his size to have been a successful heavyweight boxer. Bonus: Gorilla may confuse Valuev for a fellow gorilla; this could lead to all kinds of strategic advantages.

Ty Cobb, 6'1" 175 lbs.



Ty is fairly average sized, but you'd be hard pressed to find a meaner human, or one with less inhibition about ripping a gorilla's nuts off.

4. Mariusz Pudzianowski, 6'1", 255 lbs.



5-time world strongman winner, MMA competitor, Jesus Christ just look at the guy.

5. Whichever Navy SEAL shot Osama bin Laden, probably 6'2" 200 lbs.



We can assume the guy is trained in all kinds of deadly arts and would be a valuable addition to the gorilla-killing team even without any specialized gear or weapons. Having already taken down Osama, subduing an overgrown chimp should be a walk in the park.

6. Genghis Khan, 5'4" 145 lbs.



Don't let his small stature fool you, Genghis led armies that, by some estimates, killed between 10-15 million people as his mongol empire stomped all around the East in the middle ages. If anyone can successfully mobilize 12 humans against a silverback, it's this guy.

7. Tim Tebow, 6'3" 236 lbs.



In addition to being a world-class athlete, Tebow inspires his fellow men to achieve their maximum potential. Some may question the mechanics of his kill strikes, but at the end of the day, he always seems to find a way to ram a human shin bone through the gorilla's throat.

8. Mike Tyson, 5'10 220 lbs.



Yeah, yeah, the gorilla has scary teeth. Guess who else isn't afraid to bite?

9. Steve Irwin, 5'11" 190 lbs.



He knows the gorilla better than the gorilla knows himself. Count on this guy to have a thumb up that ape's butthole within the first 10 seconds of the battle.

10. Andre the Giant, 7'4" 475 lbs.



Best case, his massive size helps pin the silverback as others pulverize its body. Worst case, his arms and legs can be used as giant bats.

11. Hannibal Lecter, 5'9" 165 lbs.



While less physically formidable than his teammates, Hannibal is intelligent and devious. 5 minutes into the battle he will probably be wearing Mike Tyson's face and playing dead. When the gorilla is distracted, he will strike it the perfect pressure point, causing it to lose consciousness. Then all he needs is a nice chianti and some fava beans.

12. Justin Bieber, 5'10" 130 lbs.



I'm so confident that the other 11 will get the job done that I can afford to put Justin Bieber on the team.

A+

I'd pay good money to see Genghis Kahn and Tim Tebow on the same team doing anything.

POTY made on January 13, a new record.

A+++ list, SC.

I youtubed karelin and some of his opponents seemed to give up before he slam dunked them.What a beast.

Chumptown City PWNcil at it again

Gorilla Fight Club is one movie i would invest heavily to get it produced.

lol humans don't have a chance. Just look at the size of the gorilla's forearms, neck and jaw muscles. Yeah, I am sure biceps and pectorals are very useful in a fight to the death.

With Tebow on the team, the gorilla's chances of ultimate victory literally plummet to 0

a+, somethingclever

Steve Irwin already lost to a stingray, that's my only quibble with that list

lol sick lineup SC.

you forgot one guy tho.....

This is ridiculous. The strength difference is nowhere close to a 25 year old and a 15+ year old. I don't understand how you'd think this is a valid comparison. Picture twelve 5 year olds swarming you and your 27 year old friend and it's probably a more accurate comparison.

lol you can't just add up the weights. I doubt two men could hold down one limb, and that's completely ignoring the difficulty of two men getting a hold of a limb in the first place.

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