My phone is sfamazing. It likes to randomly send texts to the wrong person. My friends have received many "I love you" messages that were meant for my gf. I asked customer service about it... they looked at me like I was ******ed and said we've never heard of that problem.

lmao. No s-texting for Ice_Wolf My girlfriend's phone like to fire off machine-gun texts, wherein you get 6 texts for every 1 she intended to send out. Which sucked pretty hard when I was using a pay-as-u-go, hobo phone.


Oh, and ObvBog, I too love Marmite (never been to England/Australia either, had to discover it on my own), but I dunno how I feel about my cracker spread using the same naming system as brandy. Meh, I think I love it. Where does one find Marmite XO?

Have your sister from UK visit

Or maybe here http://www.marmiteshop.co.uk (I've never shopped there myself)

I just remembered why I didn't like 10c 360 man Turbo SnG's on stars.

There should be an option box that you can check, so that if you ever forget again and try to register for one, a hand comes out of the screen and slaps you for being such an idiot.

Play chips is less insane ....

A good old fashioned suckout at play chips ... maybe not the best call by villain, but not the bat**** insanity of 10c turbos.

Full Tilt Poker 10,000 Play Money No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t150/t300 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+2: t2180 M = 4.84
MP1: t3420 M = 7.60
MP2: t8740 M = 19.42
CO: t6690 M = 14.87
BTN: t7975 M = 17.72
Hero (SB): t2800 M = 6.22
BB: t1745 M = 3.88
UTG: t10000 M = 22.22
UTG+1: t2310 M = 5.13

Pre Flop: (t450) Hero is SB with A Q
UTG calls t300, 2 folds, MP1 calls t300, 2 folds, BTN calls t300, Hero raises to t2800 all in, 1 fold, UTG calls t2500, MP1 requests TIME, 2 folds

Flop: (t6500) T 9 8

Turn: (t6500) 9

River: (t6500) J

Final Pot: t6500
Hero shows A Q (a straight, Queen high)
UTG shows K Q (a straight, King high)
UTG wins t6500



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wtf at the Danish tax agency.

I somehow owe $5k in taxes for 2009 eventhough I was a student, had less than $2k income (poker winnings aren't taxed), and spent the majority of the year in the US and as such aren't even suposed to pay taxes in Denmark.

They even wrote in the letter they send that I was taxed for 27 days, during which I had no income.

I guess 250% taxes are a sure sign that you live in a socialist country

wow wtf... that's messed up.

ok i dont like the lack of lc/nc posting involved atm

bumblebee i "didn;t" think id ever say this but we need your help. Threadsavers ftw

as i am slightly drunk ill add i had a crap day, got a flat tyre [tire for you yanks] today and had to change wheel and managed to break my wheel brace!!! wtf, im not that strong, so now i have to pay for a puncture repair and a new wheel brace fml, that and the car needs serviced.

Also A.Ert thats ****ed up, hope you get it sorted. Governments are ghey

Fantasy football looks like it could go right down to the final week

too bad you cant say the same about the premiership

After starting regularly posting in beginners' forum & BR thread i have yet to understand what LC/NC is. Reading 310 posts ITT didnt help much either nor did wiki. Guess the only reasonable thing is to leave this thread be and not troll this one

LC/NC= Low Content/No Content

Where anyone can just post about random ****, post pictures of women... bitch about downswings... bitch about football.. and where bumblebee is free to express his love of Man. City

So it makes sense that this thread doesnt make sense. Makes sense. thanks

Might start crying here from time to time then.

LC\NC is where I go to be a noob/bbver. Or when I'm drunk...<3

LC/NC is home.

Couldn't we get a better thread title? I realized that I have never posted since this one appeared..

lol. LC/NC is how we avoid going into BBV I've actually been spending too much time lurking there of late, and its ill vibes have hurt my game imho.

Funnily enough, we actually do have the rare insightful content discussion as well. And unlike LC/NCs in other forums, you usually won't get ripped for bringing a little content in. Just don't go overboard

So, welcome!

I have a hunch that it's a joke that keeps going over my head, each and every day. I feel kinda ghey asking, but what the crap does our current title mean, guys?


Total aside, but I'm actually considering becoming a soccer fan, just so I don't have to sit out so much itt lol. All the decent American sports are in the offseason, besides golf, but golf is very much more a game to play than follow imo.

Any of you Euros follow rugby? I know it's the redheaded stepsister of soccer over there, but it's a pretty magnificent sport. I've been trying to get in shape to play for 2 years now and may actually be on track to give it a go in the fall.

+1, actually. I've been meaning to post basically that for a few days now.

nom nom nom?? what, only me then. nevermind.

yep, gg premiership.

it is funny tho that my gf is a spurs fan and for the first time in ages yesterday i wanted them to win, and now on saturday she wants us to win which is a novelty

don;t listen to what anyone else says, i will be happy to lead you through the darkness of the english premier league.

in fact it would seem almost appropriate that you follow a team nicknamed 'the red devils'

'sup, point anorexic photoshop?

Also, for wdwf to choose which team to follow we clearly pics of girls wearing football shirts itt

all this recent talk of red heads just reminded me of when i was ginger for an hour about 12/13 years ago. i went to some thing at butlins in skegness for the weekend.

my mate decided to get his fro bleached and i was so off my face i thought it would be a good idea too.

on the sunday after i had to ring my hairdresser asking wtf to do about it becuase i looked like a tool. so she said dye it red first before back to brown, so i was bright ginger for an hour.

weird what you randomly remember. i've not even had a beer yet.

I think I <3 omaha.

i wish holly willoughby would 'release' a sex tape.

did anyone else watch the politicians debate? i thought it would've been much more fun with Blair, Hague and Kennedy.

youve got to have boris in there somewhere

i didnt watch it, was out at a gig. saw some highlights on the news.