The only times it is acceptable for me is when they haven't got any non-battered sausages ready, and the wait is in excess of five whole minutes. Then and only then will I exchange money for one.
*decides not to make a joke about BB99's practice of leaving his sausage uncovered*
So, what's been going on during the past few days? I've been at a trade conference, and think I may have killed a fair proportion of my brain with boredom