50% of my life is spent drunk or hungover in a somewhat unsatisfying ratio; (LC/NC); NSFW maybe - Page 31 - Beginning Poker Questions

yea im in the uk. obviously its rigged in the way that you are you getting ridiculously crappy odds. but not rigged in the way that they are going to fix the machine to pick out certain numbers

It's rigged in the way they pick numbers too - they have perfect information so know which combination yields the smallest payout. Why you working bank holiday anyway?

08-30-2010 , 03:52 PM

#753

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masq

It's rigged in the way they pick numbers too - they have perfect information so know which combination yields the smallest payout. Why you working bank holiday anyway?

working today because most employers are miserable ****s when it comes to bank holidays. also im gonna try and get an extra day for it but probably wont happen lol

08-30-2010 , 04:07 PM

#754

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,287

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

Anyone wanna poo fling for an hour?

ftp...ONE TIME?!?!?

ill even stake you which is vastly -EV for me...but after those favors you did for me...oh those favors....

08-30-2010 , 08:43 PM

#755

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

i came across this yesterday and thought i should share.

08-30-2010 , 08:57 PM

#756

obviously.bogus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,905

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

i came across this yesterday and thought i should share.

Slow pony ...

(It was the Google doodle for the 30th anniversary of Pacman on May 22nd)

Its actually a nice interpretation of the original game, but I would have been more impressed by an Asteroids game. That was my game of choice back in the day.

08-30-2010 , 09:04 PM

#757

whydowe_fall

Fairy Tertsmother

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,554

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

ftp...ONE TIME?!?!?

Agreed. I understand that a lot of you prefer Stars (I have absolutely no idea why, but that's besides the point), but can we at least try and have some Full Tilt fun sometimes? I'd be a million times more inclined to participate, which is completely +EV for your bankrolls.

On an unrelated note, I started school again today for the first time in four years. I'm going to need a stiff kick in the ass to get through this, imo.

08-30-2010 , 09:19 PM

#758

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

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I play on both, but find its easier on FTP and a bit more money although the both have trade offs etc

08-30-2010 , 09:27 PM

#759

Masq

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 15,016

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

i came across this yesterday and thought i should share.

Click insert coin twice and you get to play MS pac man, all you need is a friend unless you're really good at multi-tasking.

08-30-2010 , 10:16 PM

#760

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

fisticuffs

Quote:

Originally Posted by raze

PS. Wow, don't ever, EVER google 'thai ladyboy' after eating. It's all fun and games til you see a woman with a stick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bona

My age is within single digits of your IQ I warrant. Both of which are well under 83.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

Just stick to your potato and guiness or whatever you have for breakfast.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sputum

i suck at metaforum

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon

PS: I don't do any tapping.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazyfool1985

this man is a machine for nomming

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

I like to use a reverse-level when trying to hide my porn...

Thusly, all my porn is located in a folder named "this is all my porn"

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

8-6 to Chelsea!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark89er

sigh, hungover sunday starts, fml

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlaneH

Just remember to wear protection when you poke.

The noms I was able to fine... pretty sure that's all of them.

08-30-2010 , 10:23 PM

#761

davidv1213

Vampy

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,473

i suck at metaforum
this man is a machine for nomming
I like to use a reverse-level when trying to hide my porn

one of them imo

and lol raze its ok to google thai ladyboy just before a meal?

08-30-2010 , 10:29 PM

#762

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,287

Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

Quote:

Originally Posted by IamPro

<-----------------------

I play on both, but find its easier on FTP and a bit more money although the both have trade offs etc

guise...PM me for my ftp ID, i grind cash over there and would be down for some friendly play anytime as long as its 25nl or below

also...im tboblp on skype if u ever want to give me a heads up to join a table or something

08-30-2010 , 11:58 PM

#763

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

guise...PM me for my ftp ID, i grind cash over there and would be down for some friendly play anytime as long as its 25nl or below

also...im tboblp on skype if u ever want to give me a heads up to join a table or something

No offense but I wouldn't do this, FTP is too ban happy and wouldn't want to give them a reason to ban me if u know what I mean.

Last edited by IamPro; 08-31-2010 at 12:05 AM.

08-31-2010 , 01:37 AM

#764

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,287

Quote:

Originally Posted by IamPro

No offense but I wouldn't do this, FTP is too ban happy and wouldn't want to give them a reason to ban me if u know what I mean.

hmmm not sure if you were getting me right...i was thinking something more along the lines of what we all do before the shanoobs games on stars. just go to a table and play and chat. never had a problem before although bona has suggested at least monitoring a bit of what we say about the actual play going on, of which i agree. were never colluding or soft playing so theres never a problem...hell half the time its ONLY BQ'rs at the table...

08-31-2010 , 05:06 AM

#765

Leo19

Natural Born Luckbox

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 963

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bona

My age is within single digits of your IQ I warrant. Both of which are well under 83.

Gets my vote

08-31-2010 , 08:57 AM

#766

Leroy2DaBeroy

Head in the Clouds

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 15,761

i suck at metaforum
PS: I don't do any tapping.

I like the tapping one, personally.

08-31-2010 , 09:31 AM

#767

Bacon

Makes everything better

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,001

I can revel in my own demise.

anything but

Quote:

Originally Posted by bb99

8-6 to Chelsea!

Quote:

Originally Posted by cf

this man is a machine for nomming

lol I destroyed a fatburger yesterday. I was so hungry. I finished it without realizing it and was telling myself something like this quote.

Spoiler:

Last edited by Bacon; 08-31-2010 at 09:35 AM. Reason: On a semi-related topic, cute girl I recognize from church is in one of my classes.

08-31-2010 , 01:43 PM

#768

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

crazyfool...did you ever get to the end of the infraction i sent you

08-31-2010 , 02:44 PM

#769

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

yes i sat clicking for ages. I would copy and paste here for others to see but it would fill out the page too much imo.

Also you've took my infraction virginity, i feel used and dirty. I hope your proud of yourself. At least ozi is gentle and only bans me lol

08-31-2010 , 02:51 PM

#770

Bona

MOFA

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,106

So tehfuul gotz sum infarction points? Kind hearted Mods imo. Although after he leads this forum's LHEhuhu team to ignominy, he will likely be banned 4 life eyemo.

Stay tuned for the action. Good news: You will be able to read about it tomorrow. The bad news is you will have to read it in a forum with a monthly digest.

08-31-2010 , 03:20 PM

#771

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazyfool1985

After I sent it.... I thought to myself that I should have put a phrase inside that if you didn't pm back to me.. you'd get the banhammer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bona

He got more than infraction points.....

my message was something along the lines of Dear Crazyfool1985... hello!

then I hit the spoiler button a good 20 times or so.. and then after he got through all of those.. there was this picture:

oh..and he only got 1 point... for 1 week.

08-31-2010 , 03:38 PM

#772

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

seriously there were alot of spoilers. i had to keep scrolling across because they wouldnt fit into the screen. but as ae pointed out i should of reported you first for it to be a proper troll