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11-20-2009 , 03:05 AM
Any pro that' not really a pro. Like people who have silly money and just decide to be poker players and claim that's how they earn.

Actors turned wannabe poker player, specifically Jennifer Tilly.

Most WSOP main event winners.

Anyone who talks strategy at the table or in the box.
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11-20-2009 , 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted by ziigysmum
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ok ban. srsly.
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11-20-2009 , 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted by sportsjefe
ok ban. srsly.
-1
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11-20-2009 , 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted by UFO1947
Molina
Finally, geez
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11-20-2009 , 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by sportsjefe
ok ban. srsly.
3-1 in my favour
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11-20-2009 , 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted by ziigysmum
durrr ... on hsp when he rocks back and forth slightly.. faaaarkk

laak... id love to break this kunts nose

esfandiari... makes me sick to the point i once chucked my laptop on the floor ( coupled with laak FMD!! with their pushups and c...sucking antics; weeeee, zipping up head )

harrington... looks like a senile old fk, i nearly came when my mate pretty much stacked him in wsopme with qq on an ak board

jean robert.... insta start a fight if i ever see him

scotty... thinks hes a ***** triad

raymer,,, fat knt

pretty much every poker player tilts the fkk out of me, with their ***** staredowns and WOWS and nice hands and sirs and tapping of the ***** table and one times and so sicks fffffaaaaaarrkkkk

honerable mentions online.. ***** checkboxes[], this, owned,pawned,nh,ty,vnh

get fked

tod brunson.. the way he puts chips in the middle

hevad khan.. the way he puts chips in the middle

doyle.. old knt won back 2 back sng thinks hes a ***** god

helmuth.. if i ever play with him and he has a go ill show him what having a go really is fkng ***

kathy liebert.. ugly mutt
Thank you for making me feel like OP was worth it. Still rofling.
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11-20-2009 , 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by chuckd99
Am I the only one who thought this would be about pro's who tilt a lot?

I don't understand how someone you've never met can tilt you, seems a waste of emotion.
lol

if u can't understand that, ur a robot.

r u a robot? are u?
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11-20-2009 , 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by ziigysmum
3-1 in my favour
Australian correct?
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11-20-2009 , 08:35 AM
Hellmuth
Tony G
Hellmuth
Tony G
Hellmuth
Tony G
~
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11-20-2009 , 08:38 AM
Annie Duke - loves her own voice, doesnt let others have their say, is a complete tool imo. She's also a UB c*cksucker. Pokerlistings says shes "articulate and attractive" wrong on both accounts.

Phil Laak - can't stand the bloke, I wouldnt p*ss on him if he was on fire. Talks so much crap loves the camera's too much. Once in a documentary he got on his high horse because this guy said the word f*ck. Get a grip.

David Williams - absolute turd, toothpick, remember him in a barryg video on pokerroad saying he was from the ghetto, obvs trying to making him sound cool.

Humberto Brenes - Should be run over by a bus then fed to sharks, this must be filmed on camera and shown before every main event.

Phil Hellmuth - has the attitude of an 8 year old with special needs. Also he somehow always manages to get the rules bent for him when he goes off one on. Would probably sell his own mum if he got paid enough.
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11-20-2009 , 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by ziigysmum
durrr ... on hsp when he rocks back and forth slightly.. faaaarkk

laak... id love to break this kunts nose

esfandiari... makes me sick to the point i once chucked my laptop on the floor ( coupled with laak FMD!! with their pushups and c...sucking antics; weeeee, zipping up head )

harrington... looks like a senile old fk, i nearly came when my mate pretty much stacked him in wsopme with qq on an ak board

jean robert.... insta start a fight if i ever see him

scotty... thinks hes a ***** triad

raymer,,, fat knt

pretty much every poker player tilts the fkk out of me, with their ***** staredowns and WOWS and nice hands and sirs and tapping of the ***** table and one times and so sicks fffffaaaaaarrkkkk

honerable mentions online.. ***** checkboxes[], this, owned,pawned,nh,ty,vnh

get fked

tod brunson.. the way he puts chips in the middle

hevad khan.. the way he puts chips in the middle

doyle.. old knt won back 2 back sng thinks hes a ***** god

helmuth.. if i ever play with him and he has a go ill show him what having a go really is fkng ***

kathy liebert.. ugly mutt
LMFAO, poast moar sir!
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11-20-2009 , 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by wompwompwomp
dylan
dylan
dylan
dylan
dylan
haha.....not rappers
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11-20-2009 , 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by torontotablecpt
haha.....not rappers
lol, but he spits da hot fiyah!
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11-20-2009 , 10:06 AM
Jaimie Gold constantly defending his play when called down with nothing.
"What do you mean? That was a great bet"
I must have seen 3 or 4 different versions of this
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11-20-2009 , 10:09 AM
Chris Ferguson - So annoying....
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11-20-2009 , 10:17 AM
Few do, but Daniel Negreanu's nice guy routine tilts me. Especially when he starts being 'the funny' guy at the table talking 'slang' does impressions and what not. So lifetilting.
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11-20-2009 , 10:39 AM
1. humberto (wont even give his name a capital)
2. Williams
3. Lederer
4. Esfandiari
5. Phil Gordon

Funny how some the pros i thought were gods 2 years ago, I have come to realize are actually not that good. Oh, and anyone who says Tony G should be banned. the guy is hilarious, and probably pretty cool IRL.
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11-20-2009 , 10:49 AM
Phil Hellmuth
Vannessa Rousso
Joe Hachem
Andy Block
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11-20-2009 , 11:13 AM
1. Gavin Smith
2. Humberto Brenes
3. Joe Hachem
4. David Grey
5. Men the Master
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11-20-2009 , 11:48 AM
John Monnette
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11-20-2009 , 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by w00t77
5. Jimmy Fricke

Theres me top 5. Last 2 b'coz Fat + Ugly = FUGLY
die
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11-20-2009 , 11:56 AM
1. Tony G
2. Helmuth
3. Phil laak
4. Peter Eastgate
5. Devilfish
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11-20-2009 , 12:31 PM
knowing that hellmuth is doing his shtick on purpose and just for the cameras doeasnt bother me
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11-20-2009 , 01:45 PM
1. Lederer



Viffer
Ferguson
Laak
Woteva
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11-20-2009 , 01:50 PM
Dear BestServedCold,

There is no need to sugar coat things.

I think you secretly have a crush on #4!

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Originally Posted by BestServedCold
1. Devilfish. Obnoxious, dealer abuser, stiff, crybaby, not very good. Former bouncer? At what, a bingo hall?
2. Burt Boutin. Twitchy. Please lay off the coke.
3. TJ Cloutier. Never busts out without crying about "I couldn't do nothin' with THEM cards!"
4. Annie Duke. Ugly, obnoxious, overrated. I've heard all the stories and I believe tham all.
5. Hachem. Thinks he's much cooler than he is. Stiff, cheapskate.
5A. Farha. Stiff, dealer abuser. Like Hachem, thinks he's James Bond but he's actually just a greasy degenerate scumbag in an expensive jacket.
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