Not enough love imho.

A+

In no particular order:

Negreanu: For always calling everything especially after stating "You probably have this but I HAVE to call which is worthy of superaids or something.

Humberto: This assclown constantly yelling at dealers and running around the table after getting it in with AQ vs AK and yelling for a Q while shining a stupid laser in the dealers face. STFU and GTFO please.

Scotty Nguyen: Mostly because of his HORSE final table. God he should have lost for looking like a damn toad and being hammered and winning. I mean honestly how many times have you been at a casino on a Friday night and some middle aged drunk guy with a 6.125445 older cougarish chick on his arm sits down in his button down shirt and jeans and proceeds to continue to get lucky even though he is crap at poker.

Jamie Gold: He is a complete tool. Especially on HSP. Where he ended up getting it in with Farha KK vs AA and kept yelling at him the whole time as some weird way to get him to fold. That was the boiling point.

aaaaaaaannnnnndd

Woteva

1. hellmuth
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2. lederer
3. matusow
4. tony g
5. gordon

1. Humberto
2. Men Nguyen
3. Matusow
4. Elezra
5. Hachem

I should probably add anybody who smacks something or fistpumps really loud after winning a hand...

Chris Ferguson's mole.

Uhhh guys....

hachem
moneymaker
gold
yang
varkonyi

Dwan
Lex
howard
Phils..Laak and helmuth
David foot sniffer
Shaun Sheiky
mouth
havad ...altho i love his crib
Bobby bellande
johnathon jaffe x 10
elky
oh..you said just 5 didnt you?...i can go on...lol

helmuth, matusow, ferguson can you tell i have been watching MDCG09

Paul Magriel just grosses me out.

Just the thought of having to look at that freaking tongue is tilting enough. If I had to sit next to him, I would be thinking when is he going to turn and lick me. I would be constantly checking myself for flying spit.

When he says "Weeeeeeeeeeeee" I wanna kill myself.

fing excellent

lederer (deep NL-game, appearance), gordon (douche), antonius (check-calling nit nowadays), diego cordovez and jimmy fricke

dennis phillips
jamie gold
joeking on 2+2
humbertoooo
phil gordon

Phil Gordon
robert williamson III
Humberto
phil laak
hachem.

Bad example, because Humberto generally has the better of his opponent when all in preflop.

Yeah, because Scotty is crap at poker. Wat?! Obviously his drunk tilt methods worked because HE WON.

Some weird way? That weird way saved him hundreds of thousands of dollars and scared Farha from firing another bullet. You can say whatever you want about his poker play but at times, his talk is pure genius.

Also, he co-stars in The Hills with the great Spencer Pratt so stop hating.

"Stack 'em, Stack 'em, TO THE TOP. That's my baby! Yeahhhhhh baby!!!"

I'm sure Julie Schneider could tilt the best of 'em.

How Hevad Khan isn't on every single list is beyond me

Antonio and his stupid comments. Does he think he is funny???

Maybe he thinks he is funny because Phil Laak is the only one laughing at him/with him.

1) Ellix Powers.

2) Call

3) With

4) Jack

5) High

This was a shoe-in if the list was just 'poker people'. I almost included Tom as punishment, but he seems a cool enough guy and pretty apologetic for marrying it.

Right up there on the tilting poker people list would be Ali Nejad, whichever TD made that ruling against Cantu about forward motion, and whoever the f*ck it is who kept letting the horn off every time Phillips won a pot during 2009 WSOP. First time around and final table = woteva. 2009? Serious amounts of STFU.

Edit; Ali Nejad's (sorry, Oliver Nejad's) official website: instatilt from moment it loads up.

wtf spencer pratt??? sick level

1. Humberto
2. David Grey (how has noone mentioned this guy yet?)
3. Joe Hachem
4. Lederer
5. Alan Boston