TUTS your jingles are decent but you should just post them no need to make up excuses for them before hand

Today we salute Mr. I Run So Bad
(I run so bad)
You never fail to let everyone at the table know that you run so bad
Yes, every time you loose a pot, and even when you're not in a hand, it never hurts to throw in a line about how much your luck sucks
(Just got three-outered again)
Many people would have too much pride to bemoan their fortunes to random people on the internet, but not you Mr. I Run so Bad
(everyone needs to know)
Just in case no one witnessed your misfortune, you take it upon yourself to give a play by play recap so all may bask in your misery
(can you believe that just happened)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. I Run So Bad, because we all know you deserve it after that last hand, but you're going to give us a recap anyway
(Here we go again)