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07-11-2008 , 03:09 AM

#51

King Of Grind

banned

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 978

Quote:

Originally Posted by tHeYuCK

myth imo

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07-11-2008 , 03:09 AM

#52

3 VCOs

enthusiast

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 70

Quote:

Originally Posted by denks

Which of course brings us to...
"sorry" after a big win - nobody is "sorry" that they won.

I disagree, unless it is someone you dislike. Winning is sweet but if it causes another man pain, then it's ok for you to feel empathetic and wish them a small condolence, especially if you donked your way into heads up and won in spite of your horrible play

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07-11-2008 , 03:20 AM

#53

dmesey

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 168

"thats soo sick" Ugh stop saying it!!! By far the most overused phrase in poker.

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07-11-2008 , 05:27 AM

#54

Life Tilt

adept

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,178

"You've got a hot seat!"

or when people play awful, get unlucky and whine

last night 2/4 game at the casino:

old guy limps EP with 10-6s, flop 10 6 A, bet, 2 callers, turn 4, bet, raised, 1 fold, call. river brick, bet, raise, 3 bet, call. flatcaller shows A4.

"wow i just dont get it..." ITS BECAUSE YOU LIMPING IN EP WITH 10-6 YOU DUMB ****** WTF YOU THINK THATS A GOOD HAND TO PLAY? GOD

or when people limp utg or EP with AA and lose to funky hands "how can you play that? i had AA!"

or head shakes after bad playing doesn't get rewarded.

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07-11-2008 , 05:37 AM

#55

10tonn

centurion

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 124

"STANDARD"

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07-11-2008 , 05:50 AM

#56

JennFox

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 4,201

"I go all in.."

:O !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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07-11-2008 , 05:51 AM

#57

romdom

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,698

Quote:

Originally Posted by JennFox

"I go all in.."

:O !!!!!!!!!!!!!

i felt the same way until i noticed allen cunningham does it, now i think its awesome.

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07-11-2008 , 06:12 AM

#58

TwoShedsJackson

adept

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,098

ty son.

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07-11-2008 , 06:14 AM

#59

graha0011

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,400

Quote:

Originally Posted by BruhKGB

"All you can eat..."

+1,000

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07-11-2008 , 06:22 AM

#60

rdmr

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 189

John Duthie's commentary on EPT live.

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07-11-2008 , 06:32 AM

#61

ShipDaSherb

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,694

That's Not Poker

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07-11-2008 , 06:33 AM

#62

NoFold

newbie

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 41

Well, probably a german thing, but everytime i play live. some idiot has to say "Anna Kournikova......looks good, but never wins!" when AK is involved in a hand.

They even say it, when AK just took down a huge pot. I can't help it, but that puts me on INSTATA TILT :-)

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07-11-2008 , 06:37 AM

#63

balti

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 13

Reraised pot, checked flop showing 8 4 2
Turn: 8 - action to to the original raiser:

"i bet 8 for the 8".

tilt. 50% of time i reraise all in any two.

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07-11-2008 , 07:10 AM

#64

GrouchySmurf

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 388

"I put you all in"

"I felt it"

"I never win with aces"

"I hate AK"

"Will you show me if i fold?"

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07-11-2008 , 07:10 AM

#65

Steve Williams

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,738

"Can I borrow $5", or w/e the going rate for railbirds' SNG of choice. Random unsolicited criticism from some moran is pretty annoying...its all I can do not to educate them at the table. Similarly any player who lectures a fish after the fish sucks out should STFU.

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07-11-2008 , 07:11 AM

#66

ShipMeUrRent$$

enthusiast

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balbomb

I still say that I was the first one to say: "that's sick" or especially "That's so sick"

i'm sure you were

sick!

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07-11-2008 , 07:31 AM

#67

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

"I put you on Aces"

After they call their stack off with TP as a big dog and suck out.

And I agree telling people "I knew you had..." after their opponent turns their hand over is pretty tilting LOL It's a gift. I can read people better than anyone else!... So long as they show me their cards.

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07-11-2008 , 07:38 AM

#68

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

About to call an allin on a semi-draw board with a set:

"You better fold, kid, I got the draw"

Of course insta-call, then the draw hits.

"Told you to fold. Internet players..."

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07-11-2008 , 07:47 AM

#69

Toro

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 9,791

Only one that really irritates me.

"Do you want me to call"

Oh one more. Men the Master did this when I sucked out on him. "Nigh Han, sir" as sarcastically as possible and when I didn't answer kept repeating it louder and louder.

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07-11-2008 , 07:54 AM

#70

HawkeyePierce

enthusiast

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 66

"Ship it" has to rank highly for me. There is an arrogance in this statement that just gets my back up. Even more so when the person saying it caught a one outer on the river.

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07-11-2008 , 08:11 AM

#71

MCdisciple

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 293

When a player who is first to act on the flop says "raise" when they are actually betting. Similarly the next player to act says "reraise" when they are raising!

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07-11-2008 , 08:15 AM

#72

Stevinchy

adept

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 966

POKET ROKETS, COWBOYS...

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07-11-2008 , 08:20 AM

#73

Big Bend

National Park

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,311

I hate when someone has won a big pot without a showdown and they're stacking their chips and they haven't given the cards back to the dealer... The dealer asks for the cards to shuffle and the schmuck says "but I want to keep these ha ha ha".. ya, real funny.