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08-15-2009 , 10:17 PM

#451

ralef

enthusiast

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 77

I really hate "I'll suck your **** if you call me."

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08-15-2009 , 10:46 PM

#452

Kittens

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 6,016

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Originally Posted by fffuuuuu

Not gonna read all of it, but what I hate most is when they say "sorry" after they suck out.

I had a guy the other day who would say "sry" (even worse than "sorry") after every big pot he won -- even when he had got it in good!

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08-15-2009 , 10:50 PM

#453

Kittens

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 6,016

I hate faulty acronyms.

e.g. "2 months 2 million" should be "2M2M". why the **** do cretins put an extra M on the end

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08-15-2009 , 11:14 PM

#454

ggnoobs

adept

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 982

"so sick"

most players use this after just about any beat, someone hits 2 outs to stack them and they say "so sick"

99% of these guys have never experienced a beat that is truly sick

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08-16-2009 , 12:13 AM

#455

bdiddy12

adept

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 987

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Originally Posted by Kittens

I hate faulty acronyms.

e.g. "2 months 2 million" should be "2M2M". why the **** do cretins put an extra M on the end

according to google, its since the roman numeral for 1k is M, so its (1000)(1000).

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08-16-2009 , 12:25 AM

#456

JohnyCrash

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Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,537

Nice catch Donkey.

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08-16-2009 , 12:28 AM

#457

SimonG

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Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 825

His 6 kicker plays sir.

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08-16-2009 , 08:34 AM

#458

nurabsal

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 851

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Originally Posted by bdiddy12

according to google, its since the roman numeral for 1k is M, so its (1000)(1000).

MM is 2000. If you put a bar over the top of a numeral, it multiplies it by 1000, so M with a bar is 1,000,000

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08-16-2009 , 08:48 AM

#459

waldo027

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Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,084

Quote:

Originally Posted by ralef

I really hate "I'll suck your **** if you call me."

Never heard that one imo.

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08-16-2009 , 08:53 AM

#460

was_sick

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 489

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10tonn

"STANDARD"

During the WSOP this year I was in a long line out the door waiting to use the restroom on a break, and so I tried to strike up a conversation with this younger kid who was behind me. I said something regarding the line and it's length and I #### you not, he goes,"meh, it's pretty standard." Luckily I was in a good mood at the time so I said something else about the food and the weather just to see what he would say, and both times he responded with a straight face by saying, "Yeah. It's pretty standard."

That encounter left me pretty speechless.

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08-16-2009 , 08:56 AM

#461

nurabsal

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Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 851

It would've left me with bruised knuckles.

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08-16-2009 , 08:57 AM

#462

plo ufo

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 4,941

"NH Sirrrrr" is annoying. anything phil helmuth says is enough to make me want to blow my brains out if I listen too long..

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08-16-2009 , 10:34 PM

#463

Self Made

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Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 3,003

"Full boat"

Like fingernails on a chalkboard.

It's full house OR boat. There is no such thing as a full boat!

God I hate that one.

I need a tilt room, some fruit, and a baseball bat whenever I hear that one.

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08-17-2009 , 01:22 AM

#464

was_sick

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 489

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Originally Posted by Self Made

Yeah but I think I remember an episode of the Sopranos where one of the guys says "full boat" when they are playing, so it's cool in my book.

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08-17-2009 , 02:21 AM

#465

wildqat

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 68

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Originally Posted by was_sick

Yeah, that's pretty standard.

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Originally Posted by Self Made

"Full boat"

To be fair, "full boat" is actually in Super/System's glossary. It's defined as "See Full House" (Full House being the very next term

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08-17-2009 , 07:45 AM

#466

roybert07

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 544

Can't stand it when some aggro donk playing 65/50 says "gh" instead of "nh"after he gets called down, always has that stupid sarcastic tone to it like I am a donkey for calling him.

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10-22-2009 , 04:53 AM

#467

MercenariodelSol

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 533

HSP S5- Nick Cassavetes - The biggest romance in history its you an me- talking to Antonio Esfandiari. BAD LINE

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10-22-2009 , 07:55 AM

#468

ca6

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 317

Mr. Moley you know her?

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10-22-2009 , 11:47 AM

#469

uter

banned

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,417

"how do write blow? i mean seriously how do just sit down and write blow"

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10-22-2009 , 11:52 AM

#470

dietDrThunder

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,269

I don't know about worst lines, but every time I hear Phil H. say the word 'baby' I want to shoot myself in the face. You're not Scotty Nguyen Phil...stfu.

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10-22-2009 , 11:56 AM

#471

aao

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 16,869

one time!

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10-22-2009 , 12:59 PM

#472

bluesbassman

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Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,360

I'm playing a live donkament with a fast structure and have 10 BBs left in the SB. It folds to me and of course I shove almost atc against the BB, who has a medium stack. He says in a really annoyed, condescending tone as he mucks something like: "That works every time but the last one."

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10-22-2009 , 01:20 PM

#473

fairplayJAY

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,355

" JESUS GOD DAMN CHRIST MOTHER ****ER ..... AWWWWWWW **** . "

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10-22-2009 , 04:37 PM

#474

MindTricks89

newbie

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 42

"TY" after a hand that a donk sucked out on you, And you didn't say "nh". but then again, any victory a donk can get they have to make the most of it.