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07-30-2009 , 04:30 PM

#376

twoplustwostore

Professionalpoker

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,551

I coined the phrase "insta-muck" while switching a poker show in the TV truck. The director would miss a players action because they mucked so quickly, the direct is like "where his cards?" and I am like, "he insta-mucked" and we are off to the next player.

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07-30-2009 , 05:32 PM

#377

spilari

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 600

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Originally Posted by vezj420

anything ending in "-aments".

lol donkaments was funny for a while when Barry G. said it, until every idiot playing online decided to make a new dictionary out of the saying. and yes, i was guilty of it too.

lol lolaments

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07-30-2009 , 08:09 PM

#378

evildeadalive

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 5,157

"You wanted that call" after I am sucked out on in a $3000 dollar pot. Maybe in the long run I did, but I sure didn't this particular time. Just shut up and collect my chips.

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07-31-2009 , 03:11 AM

#379

S t =0= n a

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,073

online: when someone who folded preflop (from EP) in a tournament says: "damn, I would of hit [insert monster hand]" after two people get it in with two huge hands (e.g. AKvsQQ or AAvsQQ).
Basically anything where people say "would of", "could of" or "should of".
What's probably the most tilting is when someone sucks out on you and then types "You should of respected my raise"

EDIT: forgot to mention "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

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07-31-2009 , 08:42 PM

#380

S t =0= n a

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,073

one more (don't know if it was mentioned already):

"Early chipleader never wins."

Obviously it's always a shortstack who says it.

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07-31-2009 , 09:43 PM

#381

harrythepro

banned

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 512

the phrase i hate is
"would you like to rebuy, sir?"

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07-31-2009 , 10:11 PM

#382

JackRandall

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,966

When people (especially on tv) say "poker" when they actually mean hold 'em. Two aces is the best hand you can be dealt in poker? Really? Not in triple draw it isn't.
"poker" and "hold'em" are not interchangeable terms imo.

I also hate the term "pockets" but usually love to see it appear in the chatbox as it is mostly used as a justification for calling flop, turn and river bets with a hand that was obviously outflopped. "hmmmm, KQJs flop, a bet and 2 calls, I'd better call with 44. Why? Pockets!"

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07-31-2009 , 10:42 PM

#383

Gorgonian

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 4,935

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Originally Posted by JackRandall

Nearly perfect post. Agree with both things.

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07-31-2009 , 11:18 PM

#384

breadandbutter

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,407

Hate it when regs online say things like "well played", "lol", "lmfao", "omg what a donk", "wow u suck" or "what are you doing?" when a fish sucked out on them.. sometimes they even explain the fish why they played their hand so bad.. usually the fish leaves within the next 5 hands after, probably ashamed or just discouraged from playing

tilts me to no end, I really don't understand this

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07-31-2009 , 11:36 PM

#385

Mark275

banned

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,434

the guy near me who wants to be friendly then looks at me funny if i bet into a pot he raises then expects me to show him what he has cuz he folds(they always do)

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08-01-2009 , 03:44 AM

#386

MauiPunter

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Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2,232

Quote:

Originally Posted by breadandbutter

This!

I usually SNAP at the regs with a "Stop tapping on the fish tank".

Why the hell would anyone try to help ANYONE at the poker table, they either leave or get better.

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08-01-2009 , 06:55 AM

#387

Glennis

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Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 475

TY

Tilts the **** out of me

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08-01-2009 , 07:12 AM

#388

nintendere

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 3,244

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Originally Posted by Rambler, Gambler

When Mike Sexton says "the type of hand you like to see a flop with" every single ****ing time someone has suited connectors.

Every useless word that comes out of Jesse Mays mouth, but especially his sayings that make absolutely no sense in general, let alone in the context he uses it in. For example the dealer putting the deck into the auto shuffler, and Jesse says something like "the baker pops the bread in the oven, only to find in the morning cupcakes have cursed the rabid monkey that is poker, and burnt the dreams of many a gambler". WTF? Does he think he's Bob Dylan?

Kid Poker - How has nobody realized how pedo'ish his name is. Kid Poker. WTF?

A+ post.

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08-01-2009 , 08:29 AM

#389

iplayscared

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,904

the new "hof" (hall of fame) saying is the stupidest ****ing saying ever

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08-01-2009 , 12:06 PM

#390

prohornblower

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 38,283

"stop tapping on the fish tank"

and

"snapcall" when used in poker and especially non-poker settings: "OMG I WOULD HAVE SNAPCALLED THAT JOB OFFER!"

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08-01-2009 , 12:21 PM

#391

BigStack650

banned

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 1,148

I hate it when people say poker is a sport.

I love poker, but it's a game just like chess and checkers are.

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08-01-2009 , 12:31 PM

#392

Psycho Boy Jack

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,742

i hate when ppl talk about their last bad beat when i don't give a **** .

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08-01-2009 , 09:09 PM

#393

putdaWHUMPonum

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,338

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alobar

all of them

this

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08-03-2009 , 01:02 PM

#394

greenfelt

newbie

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 29

Those home game pros that venture into a casino and after every betting round say "Pot's right." I want to pull their toenails out with a vice grip.

This one gets pulled out in Colorado all the time now "Eye puh you awww in."

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08-03-2009 , 02:03 PM

#395

chrismystero

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Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,443

Quote:

Originally Posted by breadandbutter

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Originally Posted by MauiPunter

This!

I usually SNAP at the regs with a "Stop tapping on the fish tank".

ummmm.... this is worse, DUCY?

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08-03-2009 , 05:31 PM

#396

corbalt

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Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 418

personally i hate the term suck out. it sounds dirty and gross. i wish there was a better sounding term for it.

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08-03-2009 , 06:09 PM

#397

bevo_bux

adept

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 899

"i know i have the best hand, but im going to let u have this one."

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08-03-2009 , 06:09 PM

#398

tommy2tens

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 341

just heard 'its called gambling for a reason' after aj beats aq - from a guy not even in the hand!

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08-03-2009 , 06:50 PM

#399

sicbastrd

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 124

when someone hits runner runner and shouts, "i felt it!"

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08-05-2009 , 12:09 PM

#400

AlrightJack

newbie

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 16

I hate it when people say they 'found' aces (or some other premium pair).

I'm also not too keen on the flop 'comes'.

...and what the frig is the point of adding an o onto the word bust? Some guy just went bust, not busto.

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