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Poker player seeks attractive non awkward female for low paying assistant job Poker player seeks attractive non awkward female for low paying assistant job

04-05-2008 , 06:59 AM
great job, too bad he doesnt want guys haha
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04-05-2008 , 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by costanza_g
This ad is really creepy because although i didnt write this ad; i am a professional poker player who lives in enfield, ct. and i dont know of anyone within a hundred miles who also plays. It almost seems like one of my friends wrote this as a joke to me, but i dont know why theyd put 21yo when im 22 =\
If it is you, this is very solid cover up, the whole tell them before they get me aspect is quite good, either way I'm impressed.
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04-05-2008 , 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by MrEleganza
Everyone giving the ad placer props for being so honest are overlooking some glaring omissions from one part of the ad:

"...it is a non-sexual job, I simply would prefer someone who is nice to look at. "

[x] But if you want it to be sexual, yeah, totally. Please want it to be.
[?] I'll tentatively hit on you, but you won't get fired or nuthin' if you turn me down. Maybe.
[x] My mental image of you will be masturbated to.
he he he
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