Is your sarcasm/level font turned off? He's joking! Have you ever seen any of his other posts? Its a joke.

Live all the way

hey guys I have been ignoring this thread for the last 2 weeks or so. Can anyone catch me up to speed with some cliffs? O_o

the cliffs are: Nothing has changed since day 4 of the thread...

The two girls in question won't play each other

Well at least Never Win made a good argument for why we still need The Division of Family and Children Services (DFCS)

The leveling is getting out of hand.

Cliffs:

Nothing changed from two weeks ago.

- Samo still issues a challenge as long as there is an escrow.

- Gabe says he will not escrow because he doesn't believe in escrowing and wants to play with cash in hand.

- Tons of people come in here leveling

- A few posters come in that seem semi serious idiots but might still be levelers

- Some other posters try to have some sort of logical debate with the idiots/levelers


Did I miss anything?

Yes, my sarcasm detectors are evidentally turned off. I think dealing with All Talk has atrophied them

You Sir -- NAILED IT

I think many ppl keep coming back to see Gabe come back on and further make a fool of himself. LOL @ "I played w/ 3 of the top 100 ME finishers, so I'm obvsly not scared".
Gabe. did you watch Darvin Moon, Jamie Gold or Jerry Yang? Yes? So you now understand why you're stupid self justification makes literally zero sense.

I also think a lot of ppl are still hoping Gabe will play SOMEONE. I know its unlikely but we can dream....

welker, according to gabe's logic... darvin, jamie, and jerry could probably beat any top strictly online poker player as long as the cards ran even.

so he probably still won't understand what you're saying

As for cliffs for the last weekish go:

-Many people (myself included) have summarized/organized all contradictions/logically
flawed statements Gabe has made, and requested him to address these. These efforts
were futile and Gabe ignored intelligent posts and only came back to respond to easy
questions or to call everyone here stupid (with no real basis).

-levelers crash party, some funny, some unfunny

-Gabe has added to his personal list of hilarious contradictions by offering to play Daliman despite the fact that Daliman has flamed/insulted him (justifiably) throughout the entire thread, YET the reason Gabe backed out against Samoleous was supposedly the one post where Samo directed some insults his way after a dozen posts of nothing but politeness and class......

damnnn you're right. They are strictly live players and are obv better than online players..

How did you let this thread fall to page 2, NVG?

I wish I still lived on the Gulf Coast, would love to see these card reading lasers in action.

[QUOTE=Never Win;28422140]Samo, it is pretty obvious to most of the posters that you pulled a Girah, promoting yourself by challenging the best in hopes of gaining recognition, but having no real intentions of actually playing the match. Every one of your posts is Blue Fire this and Blue Fire that. “You guys should really read my blog at Blue Fire…blah blah blah” and “ Blue fire makes the best training videos on the net, free 7-day trial.”

Did Phil Granfiond put you up to this? Before you posted I didn’t know who the **** you were, I figured you were some busto NVG tard that figured if he could beat $5 HUSNGs w/ a 5%ROI then he could beat anyone, but now your name is all over the place.

A lot of your story doesn’t add up. You are Indian, right? Indians like warm weather, so why are you living in Boston? Why did you insult a “fish” when it is pretty common knowledge to keep the fish happy at all times? How come you lost your cool at a time when it was pretty obvious the match was going to happen? Great poker players are very patient, this does not seem true for you. Be honest, has Phil Granfiond ever played on any of your poker accounts or has he ever posted on your 2+2 account?[/QUOTE]

Seriously, you are asking a guy with brown skin why he lives in Boston?

I guess I am just going to assume this whole bold section is a level.

Such nonsense. Escrowing funds protects both you and your adversary equally; not wanting to escrow funds is tantamount to not wanting to buckle your seatbelt in a car 'cuz yer a real man.

It's pretty obvious to me, as a third party observer, that you're either orchestrating a massive level, or you're severely delusional. You're also clearly avoiding the confrontation that your own blustering brought into being.

Why would you assume that every Indian is brown? Some Indians are white too.

Ya i didn't really think he was being racist so to speak either, perhaps ridiculous. I said brown skin cause I know what Niman looks like, and actually I think he is from Ghana not India but anyways.

I just thought everything he wrote was non-sense...like man he just accused Phil Galfond of playing on his account, even if you don't know Niman, do you really think Phil Galfond is the kind of guy to do that?...anyways like I said in my post I hope it was level.

that's why its clearly a level, galfond is pretty much the least likely guy to pull shady stuff like that

this is a pretty simple concept, the best poker player in the world is always going to be a live player because they don't put online poker on tv. When online players switch to live they get noticed and then become the best players in the world.

lol

Ever been to Buffalo Wild Wings? On one of their TV's is usually some online looking poker game. I've always kinda wondered what the hell it is as I never see anybody playing anything. There's usually a ton of awful play too .... I've stopped paying attention (don't really go there too often actually).


And if you haven't been there then you should go if there's one close enough. The place is great. And they might even have the best wings I've ever eaten. A local place near where I went to college held that distinction for quite some time, but then when I had Buffalo Wild Wings I wasn't sure which was better. Even more confusing, I now live a couple miles from a local bar and their wings are great. I have a real tough time ranking these three places as to best wings, but obviously they are the top three I've had in my life.




Also, what does being on TV have to do with being good?





EDIT:

Some of the bar tables at Buffalo Wild Wings though just have stools with no backs to them. I hate that.

This level is way over my head bro, I'm stacking off here every facking time.

Yea. It wasn't a level. Good buffalo wings are good. Bad threads are bad.


Started off with the whoever said the poker on TV thing so I mentioned the Buffalo Wild Wings poker on TV thing ... then I just kept typing.

oh yeah I havnt read much of the thread, couldnt figure wtf you were talking about.