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Doug Lee Has Reached a New Low. Posting "Ask Me" Strategy Threads in Zynga Poker Forum? Doug Lee Has Reached a New Low. Posting "Ask Me" Strategy Threads in Zynga Poker Forum?

08-24-2011 , 01:35 AM
A while ago, I did something stupid.
I don't know why I did it.
This went on for a short while but I felt so bad, I had to say something.
I told my Mum, confessed everything to her.
I'm young, I made a mistake and I hope that this doesn't define me.
Again I'm really sorry.

Spoiler:
I'm the one who pretended to be Doug Lee in the Zynga forums.
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08-24-2011 , 01:40 AM
Who ****ing cares if it's not him? It's freakin hilarious. "I've even been in his house."
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08-24-2011 , 01:47 AM
what the heck is zyenga poker?
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08-24-2011 , 01:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by iluvpopeye
what the heck is zyenga poker?
FaceBook poker. The nuts imo, all the grinders play there.
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08-24-2011 , 05:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shipit2menow
A while ago, I did something stupid.
I don't know why I did it.
This went on for a short while but I felt so bad, I had to say something.
I told my Mum, confessed everything to her.
I'm young, I made a mistake and I hope that this doesn't define me.
Again I'm really sorry.

Spoiler:
I'm the one who pretended to be Doug Lee in the Zynga forums.
If true, well played sir.
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08-24-2011 , 07:08 AM
it was good until ******s thought they were funny by making fake accounts and posting in the thread. it was 5 stars when it was mods telling him thanks for the advice.

instead people who aren't funny decided to try and be funny. by page 3 it was already tired.

good job idiots
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08-24-2011 , 07:11 AM
Anyone that really thought it was him doesn't deserve to live.
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08-24-2011 , 11:06 AM
Morans posting on Zynga ruined it
Guess they thought they were being funny or something.
It was pretty fun while it lasted...even if fake
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08-24-2011 , 12:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by iluvpopeye
what the heck is zyenga poker?
its facebook poker where straight flushes, Royal flushes, and 4 of a kind are common place. Its kind of weird why Zynga will not just use a program similar to the other online poker sites, rather than this fixed sort of algorithim they have on it. In any case its introduced poker to a whole new bunch of people who are learning to play it the wrong way.
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08-24-2011 , 01:45 PM
Oh snap! Doug Lee just got my question deleted!

Hold my **** and Shamwow I think are just gnomes. Can someone please tell them to leave or alert a supervisor? I have no desire to respond to them and do not find them amusing.

I am trying to help people and do not wish to make a mockery of this thread. I am happy to stay and answer as many questions as I can but I will not do so if these gnomes keep interrupting this thread.

Thank you for understanding.

-Doug Lee
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08-24-2011 , 03:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by poonis
Who ****ing cares if it's not him? It's freakin hilarious. "I've even been in his house."
+1
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08-24-2011 , 04:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pistolopete
Why does she wanna take her son on holiday when she wins? She could use the money to build a bankroll and move up stakes.
Quality.
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08-24-2011 , 04:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shipit2menow
A while ago, I did something stupid.
I don't know why I did it.
This went on for a short while but I felt so bad, I had to say something.
I told my Mum, confessed everything to her.
I'm young, I made a mistake and I hope that this doesn't define me.
Again I'm really sorry.

Spoiler:
I'm the one who pretended to be Doug Lee in the Zynga forums.
I'M SPARTACUS!
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08-24-2011 , 04:33 PM
ill say its 82% king fish 7% -NMHU- and the reat is some other BBV poster.
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08-24-2011 , 04:46 PM
You have been banned for the following reason:
spamming links

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

For posting one link to the DougLee youtube video lmao.
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08-28-2011 , 07:09 PM
Quote:
Bank roll managing is very important. Even though I am worth millions of dollars, I sometimes play as low as 2/5 no limit poker.

Not only do I have a huge edge in these games, but it is also a good way to give back to my fans who may otherwise not be able to afford to play with me.

-Doug Lee
Time for a bump.
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08-28-2011 , 07:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shipit2menow
A while ago, I did something stupid.
I don't know why I did it.
This went on for a short while but I felt so bad, I had to say something.
I told my Mum, confessed everything to her.
I'm young, I made a mistake and I hope that this doesn't define me.
Again I'm really sorry.

Spoiler:
I'm the one who pretended to be Doug Lee in the Zynga forums.
That's called pulling a "PPP", or a "Girah" if you will.
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08-28-2011 , 10:21 PM
I got an infraction for "trolling" too. And to think I was actually one of the more subtle ones there.
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08-29-2011 , 01:08 AM
Quote:
Bank roll managing is very important. Even though I am worth millions of dollars, I sometimes play as low as 2/5 no limit poker.

Not only do I have a huge edge in these games, but it is also a good way to give back to my fans who may otherwise not be able to afford to play with me.

-Doug Lee
WOW
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08-29-2011 , 02:00 AM
this never ceases to crack me up -

,,,doug doug doug when will you ever learn (to just shut up)!

and tbh i actually think it's really him - i mean he craves attention and this is so exactly the kind of things he does.

and if it's not doug - (like some have already mentioned - who cares - it's FUNNY!)
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08-29-2011 , 02:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joee
You have been banned for the following reason:
spamming links

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

For posting one link to the DougLee youtube video lmao.
Hope you are able to make a new account and linking 2+2 strategy forums though!
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08-29-2011 , 05:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JaFFsTer
When these people switch to legal internet poker, im selling everything i own and moving into a storage unit with wifi and a chair and not leaving for a year.
Yes because the trailer trash who play on Zynga are just chomping at the bit to desposit the multi mirrion dollaz and throw it around with the same disregard as they do with play money which tops itself up every time they go broke...
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08-29-2011 , 10:22 AM
wow it's like there's a competition in here to see whether NVG posters are more ******ed than the zynga posters.. how can some of you not be sure it's fake? funny posts though
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08-29-2011 , 10:49 AM
"Math is important in poker, but is overrated. One of the reasons I am successful is that I have a feeling for what cards may or may not come."

- Toolbox classic Quote #348 (From the Zynga collection)
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08-29-2011 , 11:14 AM
"Even though I am worth millions of dollars, I sometimes play as low as 2/5 no limit poker. "

Out of the "you can't make this stuff up" quotes...
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