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04-22-2022 , 03:46 PM
lol at teens reading 50 Shades, any decent slashfiction site has way hotter stuff.
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04-22-2022 , 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Inso0
If this is your own plan, I'd pump the brakes a bit.

You're making it sound like you just say some magic words and it's a get out of hell free card. The Almighty doesn't do lip service.
That is not what I am saying at all.

Person A - lives horrible life. Murderous, rapist, debauchery right up to the end where he is shot while doing horrendous crime and is slowly bleeding out...

Person B - has lived an exemplary life. A person no one questions their morals or good nature. BUt is also bleeding out because Person A shot them ...


Both Person A and Person B are lying in the street, side by side and dying. A priest arrives and offers to do last rights for both to ensure they can get into heaven. He administers them and BOTH of them are required to TRULY repent any sins in their lives and accept god into their heart and BOTH DO or BOTH DON'T.

The reward or consequence for both are the exact same. Neither gets any credit or deduction or harder or easier path based on how good or bad a life they lived. There simply is no distinction.

There is no way to say living a good and moral gets you any benefit in terms of the ultimate reward, heaven because it does not. Regardless of how good or bad one is the path to redemption is the same.

You seem to be reaching to make a point that MAYBE you think the 'redemption' would be less likely to be real, by the 'bad person', but you have no reason to assert that.
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04-22-2022 , 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Inso0
Yeah... no.

The MPS adopted budget for this year was $1,343,000,000, and they estimated they'd serve 71,000 students. In reality, enrollment as of last count was closer to 66,000.

Even using their own numbers, that's just shy of $19,000 per student. Quite a bit higher if you go by the number of kids that were in seats as of last count.

The MPS budget is a 900+ page public document available on their website.
Okay, with the stimulus money it's about 17,000 up from 16,000 in 2021.

I mean, if you don't count the total number of students enrolled you can make the number 1.3 billion but I was just going off a quick google.

You did the math and still had to lie.

Fake Christians gonna do what they do though.
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04-22-2022 , 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Cuepee
That is not what I am saying at all.

Person A - lives horrible life. Murderous, rapist, debauchery right up to the end where he is shot while doing horrendous crime and is slowly bleeding out...

Person B - has lived an exemplary life. A person no one questions their morals or good nature. BUt is also bleeding out because Person A shot them ...


Both Person A and Person B are lying in the street, side by side and dying. A priest arrives and offers to do last rights for both to ensure they can get into heaven. He administers them and BOTH of them are required to TRULY repent any sins in their lives and accept god into their heart and BOTH DO or BOTH DON'T.

The reward or consequence for both are the exact same. Neither gets any credit or deduction or harder or easier path based on how good or bad a life they lived. There simply is no distinction.

There is no way to say living a good and moral gets you any benefit in terms of the ultimate reward, heaven because it does not. Regardless of how good or bad one is the path to redemption is the same.

You seem to be reaching to make a point that MAYBE you think the 'redemption' would be less likely to be real, by the 'bad person', but you have no reason to assert that.
If humans do need the grace of God to be saved and if God does occasionally provide that grace to us at his whim, what evidence do we have that Laggy and/or Slumlord are enjoying it ?

They both seem like fairly normal humans to me. Nothing terrible but nothing to note either.
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04-22-2022 , 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Cuepee
Both Person A and Person B are lying in the street, side by side and dying. A priest arrives and offers to do last rights for both to ensure they can get into heaven. He administers them and BOTH of them are required to TRULY repent any sins in their lives and accept god into their heart and BOTH DO or BOTH DON'T.

The reward or consequence for both are the exact same. Neither gets any credit or deduction or harder or easier path based on how good or bad a life they lived. There simply is no distinction.
This goes against my understanding of biblical teaching, which admittedly is decades old, of the Lutheran variety, and I haven't been keeping up with the continuing education.

B's heavenly rewards would dwarf those of A.

Does heaven have a ghetto? Probably not. But if it does, A's apartment has a perfect view of the OLED billboard on the building across the street and nothing else, and the commuter rail train supports are attached directly to his bedroom walls.
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04-22-2022 , 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Inso0
This goes against my understanding of biblical teaching, which admittedly is decades old, of the Lutheran variety, and I haven't been keeping up with the continuing education.

B's heavenly rewards would dwarf those of A.

Does heaven have a ghetto? Probably not. But if it does, A's apartment has a perfect view of the OLED billboard on the building across the street and nothing else, and the commuter rail train supports are attached directly to his bedroom walls.
Based on five minutes of Google research, it appears that some Christians believe in a hierarchy of rewards in heaven and others do not.
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04-22-2022 , 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Inso0
This goes against my understanding of biblical teaching, which admittedly is decades old, of the Lutheran variety, and I haven't been keeping up with the continuing education.

B's heavenly rewards would dwarf those of A.

Does heaven have a ghetto? Probably not. But if it does, A's apartment has a perfect view of the OLED billboard on the building across the street and nothing else, and the commuter rail train supports are attached directly to his bedroom walls.
No.

God's forgiveness if asked for and given is absolute and the you gain entrance to heaven just like the person next to you. Not everyone is rated on a scale from 1 to 100 in terms of how good a life they lived and then given forgiveness and entry to heaven by god but Person 5 was kind of bad so they don't get a good seat, Person 20 was really bad, so they have to stand and get no seat, and Person 88 was horrendous so they have to balance on their head. BUt all were accepted to heaven.

You are not partially forgiven and then accepted. It is full and thus you are treated the same as the person who lived an exemplary life.

I mean, it would be a dick move by God to say you are forgiven, 'enter' but then say ....actually you weren't really forgiven, and still need to account for a bunch of stuff you did prior.
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04-22-2022 , 05:34 PM
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Based on five minutes of Google research, it appears that some Christians believe in a hierarchy of rewards in heaven and others do not.
Unless I am mistaken about my bible studies and classes, the Bible makes no such distinction. Not saying random people who call themselves Christians cannot believe what ever they want but I am saying I think their is no basis for such a belief.

The idea of the repentance and forgiveness required to get into heaven was always complete. Not partial. to punish after the fact, means the redemption was partial only.
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04-22-2022 , 05:51 PM
Biblical debate ITT.

We all know there are any number of verses that can be construed to say this one way or another. That's why certain neckbeards are able to make a full time job out of trolling Christians on the internet, and why I avoid being the idiot trying to argue with them whenever possible. That said...

In the FOR corner regarding proportional reward, you have:

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5 What, after all, is Apollos? And what is Paul? Only servants, through whom you came to believe—as the Lord has assigned to each his task. 6 I planted the seed, Apollos watered it, but God has been making it grow. 7 So neither the one who plants nor the one who waters is anything, but only God, who makes things grow. 8 The one who plants and the one who waters have one purpose, and they will each be rewarded according to their own labor. 9 For we are co-workers in God’s service; you are God’s field, God’s building.
and this one, with a little side dish of, "it's too late for some":

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12 “Look, I am coming soon! My reward is with me, and I will give to each person according to what they have done. 13 I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.

14 “Blessed are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life and may go through the gates into the city. 15 Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood.
I didn't look up any of the AGAINST verses, since it seems unfair that I take that joy away from whoever wants to prove me wrong.

There's zero chance this derail ends well.
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04-23-2022 , 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Cuepee
The great thing about our god laggy, is he has given me a pass to force the abortion on as many people as I want, to kill loot and pillage as much as I want. To explore the debauchery of every sin conceived, and to live the least moral life possible for 99.99% of my life on this planet.

And then, on my death bed, repent and get all the same rewards as a nun, who did nothing but devout herself to doing good.
The following verses are applicable to you, to me and your hypothetical devout nun:

As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one. -Romans 3:10

For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God - Romans 3:23

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Our god really does not differentiate between us. And thus he allows me to abort away with glee.
The wages of sin is death... - Romans 6:23

Evidence of God's mercy is that He doesn't strike us dead two seconds after we commit our first sin. He is longsuffering toward us.

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So I will definitely wait before I confess to get saved, for that death bed. I think that is well worth the risk to enjoy the fun, debauchery and baby murder, like its an all you can eat fest.
That plan may or may not work out for you. Do you know exactly the hour that you will die? I kinda doubt it.

Here is a sobering thought:

He, that being often reproved hardeneth his neck, shall suddenly be destroyed, and that without remedy. - Proverbs 29:1

God may tire of your debauchery and willful presumption, and have you die tonite in your sleep. Or not. Not sure that's a +EV play for you, but it's your choice, not mine.


Seek ye the Lord while he may be found, call ye upon him while he is near. - Isaiah 55:6


Eternity is too long to be wrong!

[more to come....]

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04-23-2022 , 03:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Inso0
Biblical debate ITT.

We all know there are any number of verses that can be construed to say this one way or another. That's why certain neckbeards are able to make a full time job out of trolling Christians on the internet, and why I avoid being the idiot trying to argue with them whenever possible. That said...

In the FOR corner regarding proportional reward, you have:



and this one, with a little side dish of, "it's too late for some":



I didn't look up any of the AGAINST verses, since it seems unfair that I take that joy away from whoever wants to prove me wrong.

There's zero chance this derail ends well.
Thanks for addressing this.

Lord willing, this derail WILL end well.
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04-23-2022 , 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Cuepee
The great thing about our god laggy, is he has given me a pass to force the abortion on as many people as I want, to kill loot and pillage as much as I want. To explore the debauchery of every sin conceived, and to live the least moral life possible for 99.99% of my life on this planet.

And then, on my death bed, repent and get all the same rewards as a nun, who did nothing but devout herself to doing good.

Our god really does not differentiate between us. And thus he allows me to abort away with glee.

So I will definitely wait before I confess to get saved, for that death bed. I think that is well worth the risk to enjoy the fun, debauchery and baby murder, like its an all you can eat fest.
Behold, now is the accepted time; behold, now is the day of salvation. - 2 Corinthians 6:2

Eternity is too long to be wrong:

Son, remember that thou in the lifetime receivedst they good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented. - Luke 16:25


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Do you ever think about that contradiction laggy?

The contradiction that clearly god really does not give a **** about abortion or any act we human do on this planet. He treats them all, good or bad, as equal.

The only singular thing that matters is that when everyone face that moment where life transitions to death, we all repent regardless and we then all will be saved.
From Baker's Bible Study Guide, by Derek Prime:

Question: What will happen at the judgement?

Answer: Christ will be the Judge and all will appear before Him. The perfect justice of God and the undeniable guilt of all men and women will be plain and beyond dispute. Those justified through faith in Christ will be acquitted from the guilt of sin and will receive rewards according to their faithfulness; the unbelieving will receive their final condemnation.
- p. 99 [Emphasis added]

Back to Scripture:

Every man's work shall be made manifest: for the day shall declare it, because it shall be revealed by fire; and the fire shall try every man's work of what sort it is.

If any man's work abide which he hath built thereupon, he shall receive a reward.

If any man's work shall be burned, he shall suffer loss: but he himself shall be saved; yet so by fire.
- 1 Corinthians 3:13-15

So, in my opinion, it would seem that your devout nun would receive greater reward than your deathbed-conversion guy.

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04-23-2022 , 04:42 AM
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lol at teens reading 50 Shades, any decent slashfiction site has way hotter stuff.
A very sad commentary on our culture which is becoming more and more vile every day.

Hard to imagine anyone other than a pervert willingly attending a movie like Fifty Shades of Grey knowing what it's about. (In my humble opinion, of course.)

I had the misfortune of finding a compilation of some of the more disgusting lines in the book.

I'll share just one of the "milder" quotes, with apologies to those with a sense of decency who hate seeing this stuff:

Pulling off his boxer briefs, his erection springs free...

Anyone who thinks trash like that belongs in a school library is either stupid, ignorant or a wannabe child-molester. (In my humble opinion, of course.)
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04-23-2022 , 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Inso0
Biblical debate ITT.

We all know there are any number of verses that can be construed to say this one way or another. That's why certain neckbeards are able to make a full time job out of trolling Christians on the internet, and why I avoid being the idiot trying to argue with them whenever possible. That said...

In the FOR corner regarding proportional reward, you have:



and this one, with a little side dish of, "it's too late for some":



I didn't look up any of the AGAINST verses, since it seems unfair that I take that joy away from whoever wants to prove me wrong.

There's zero chance this derail ends well.
Those scriptures are not referring to someone dead and in heaven working the farm, etc. Those scriptures are referring to people still alive on earth and getting the bounty proportional to their work. YOu sow the seeds, you get the benefits.

What we were taught, which imo is the only reasonable stance in an otherwise typically unreasonable religion is that absolution is just that... absolution.

That for any person to get into heaven, they had to repent and ask God for abolution, and if their repentance was true, it would always be given. And then they would enter heaven just like everyone else.

They never broke down like Heaven has subsection 1A thru 59C where some only get partial fruits of heaven.

If you use your independent thought, it makes no sense that God could give absolution, forgiveness, and then let you in to heaven but then say "psych... fooled ya", you were not really forgiven and now you will receive your punishment.

Any 'lesser heaven' is punishment by default, if logic means anything. Punishing a "forgiven" person means you did not forgive them.

I mean, I am all for you saying God is a hypocrite and liar if that is to be the claim. But that is not what we were taught.
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04-23-2022 , 10:30 AM
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22 They were relaxing, when suddenly some men from the city, good-for-nothings, surrounded the house and began beating at the door. "Send out the man who came home with you!" they demanded of the old man whose house it was. "We want to have sex with him!"
23 The man whose house it was went out and said to them, "No, my brothers, please don't do anything as wrong as this. Look, he's just a guest in my house; don't do this degrading thing.

24 Here's my daughter, who's a virgin, and his concubine. I'll bring them out. Mistreat them, do what you want to them, but don't do such a degrading thing to this man."
But the men would not listen to him. So the man took his concubine and sent her outside to them, and they raped her and abused her throughout the night, and at dawn they let her go. At daybreak the woman went back to the house where her master was staying, fell down at the door and lay there until daylight.

When her master got up in the morning and opened the door of the house and stepped out to continue on his way, there lay his concubine, fallen in the doorway of the house, with her hands on the threshold. He said to her, “Get up; let’s go.” But there was no answer. Then the man put her on his donkey and set out for home.

When he reached home, he took a knife and cut up his concubine, limb by limb, into twelve parts and sent them into all the areas of Israel.
Not for nothing but 50 shades has nothing on The Bible.
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04-23-2022 , 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by lagtight
Thanks for addressing this.

Lord willing, this derail WILL end well.
It does not. Not even a little bit.

I think it is pretty clear your understanding of the scripture you read is pretty lacking.

For instance, answer this question for me.

Quote specifically, from what Ins0 or you wrote which of those scriptures are talking about a person already dead and who has asked for and been granted absolution and given access to the heaven?

I'll wait.

Also define "absolution" as you understand the word to mean in scripture?

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Originally Posted by lagtight
The following verses are applicable to you, to me and your hypothetical devout nun:

As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one. -Romans 3:10

For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God - Romans 3:23


The wages of sin is death... - Romans 6:23

Evidence of God's mercy is that He doesn't strike us dead two seconds after we commit our first sin. He is longsuffering toward us.

That plan may or may not work out for you. Do you know exactly the hour that you will die? I kinda doubt it.

Here is a sobering thought:

He, that being often reproved hardeneth his neck, shall suddenly be destroyed, and that without remedy. - Proverbs 29:1

God may tire of your debauchery and willful presumption, and have you die tonite in your sleep. Or not. Not sure that's a +EV play for you, but it's your choice, not mine.


Seek ye the Lord while he may be found, call ye upon him while he is near. - Isaiah 55:6


Eternity is too long to be wrong!

[more to come....]
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04-23-2022 , 10:51 AM
story of lot alone has inspired half of the content on pornhub
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04-23-2022 , 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by RFlushDiamonds
Not for nothing but 50 shades has nothing on The Bible.
laggy reply - 'sure but when God calls for debauchery, rape, incest... it is necessarily good. When a human author writes something even lesser it is filth that needs to be banned because no child should be in a place (library) where that book exists'.


laggy ignore that those kids could see those "filth" words in the bible too.


But lets add more for laggy.

Numbers 31:17-18,40-41 (God commanding to kill all baby boys, and any non-virgin woman but to keep the baby daughters as sex slaves)

17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.

18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.



Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (God deals with the rape by commanding the rapist marry the woman and commands the woman must stay with him for life)

If a man encounters a young woman, a virgin who is not engaged, takes hold of her and rapes her, and they are discovered, the man who raped her is to give the young woman’s father fifty silver shekels, and she will become his wife because he violated her. He cannot divorce her as long as he lives.



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I mean, we could do this all day.

The best definition for the bible is not 'Filth", it is that it is 'Satanic".

If that exact book came out today as authored by any general person all religious people who read it would call it an abhorrent and satanic book.
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04-23-2022 , 11:19 AM
It is clearly a derail when we get into quoting The Bible in an Education thread.

Make it stop, please.
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04-23-2022 , 11:24 AM
IRONY ALERT!!!!

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I think it is pretty clear your understanding of the scripture you read is pretty lacking.
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Quote specifically, from what Ins0 or you wrote which of those scriptures are talking about a person already dead and who has asked for and been granted absolution and given access to the heaven?

I'll wait.

Also define "absolution" as you understand the word to mean in scripture?
I must confess that I can't define "absolution" as the word means in Scripture. But, I have a good excuse: THE WORD "ABSOLUTION" NEVER OCCURS IN SCRIPTURE!

The International Standard Bible Encyclopedia says that absolution is "not a Biblical, but an ecclesiastical term..."

For example, in Roman Catholicism, only a properly ordained priest can offer absolution.

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04-23-2022 , 11:29 AM
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It is clearly a derail when we get into quoting The Bible in an Education thread.

Make it stop, please.
Question:

Are you saying that I cannot quote Scripture in this thread, but I can quote from Fifty Shades of Grey? Thanks.
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04-23-2022 , 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
story of lot alone has inspired half of the content on pornhub
Maybe if you stayed away Pornhub you'd be less of a pervert and perhaps would be less inclined to post things like:
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Originally Posted by rickroll
i can sense your erection from here buddy
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04-23-2022 , 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
story of lot alone has inspired half of the content on pornhub
Rape, murder.....it's just a shot away.

(filthy Mick)
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04-23-2022 , 11:45 AM
you have a weird predilection for accusing others of perversion while quoting boner talk repeatedly

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04-23-2022 , 11:53 AM
Okay, I'll stop piling on LT as I think his motives are pure. Even if I think he's a bit narrow in his view I take him as sincere.

Anyway, the community does have to responsibility to chose books in the school library and if you're in a red state those books are going to mold the lil one's to be compliant and bend the knee to the state. It's not necessarily 'wrong' as someone has to be in charge.

Parents choose where they want to raise their kids. I guess it's okay to breed little haters and hand maidens as long as they don't try to force it on the rest of us.
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