Just for fun, I'll answer your questions:

Maybe.

Probably not.

Probably.

I don't have a "cult master", but I think it is possible that Mr. Trump won.

No more corrupt than Live poker.

It is that I suck at it.

Loony.
You need some fresh air.

I'd rather be loony than inept and unruly.

+1

I was responding to Bawsten. But if you really think he won you have a cult master.

How so?

60 Court cases. Thrown out by Republican judges and judges appointed by your cult master. Sorry but Global poker being rigged is a stronger argument. At least that hasn't been thrown out in 60 court cases.

Can we not politard this thread up? This is for serious matters only. I missed 4 flush draws in a row, I mean what are the odds? Someone get me a pattern mapper for this RNG STAT!!

I'm sorry. I can only imagine how much it sucks to go through life believing this. Holding beliefs like yours, you probably don't realize how much more enjoyable life could be if you knew how to critically and thoughtfully question not just the mainstream belief system, but also the conspiracy theories you undoubtedly subscribe to. However, I take comfort in the knowledge that you probably have learned to navigate and maybe even thrive in spite of these beliefs. Ignorance is bliss, as they say.

Since I don't belong to any cult, I can't have a "cult master", now can I?

The true Trumpster (rhymes with dumpster) Cult believes that Mr. Trump is still the POTUS. I don't believe that.

I would guess about one in a million. We need to contact every state AG at once!

I lose roulette red or black and blackjack 12 times in a row in a live casino before must be rigged too. They told me house only have few % edge lol.

You're still a rigtard if you think he could have won.

+1

Guilty as charged!

How much of your time do you spend on poker forums defending something that has never been proven publicly other than a certificate from an obscure company from an obscure country saying " THIS IS LEGIT "

Have you ever seen any data or source code from ANY poker site that demonstrably shows your point or are we completely working off trust and what you believe?

Why no hand histories?

My life is smooth buddy. Your beliefs dont mean youre right. If you think theres no corruption in the world, my response to you, is you are correct, ignorance is bliss.

Pretty confident that Bobo doesn't believe that there is "no corruption in the world." In fact, he has discussed many times verified corruption in the online poker industry.

addendum: Please never deposit any amount of money on any online poker site, if losing the entirety of that deposit would cause any meaningful financial and/or emotional distress.

This is very indicative of your extremely poor reading comprehension. As lagtight has ably pointed out, I've said no such thing, much as I've never said I know online poker isn't (or is) rigged.

If you think every thing is a conspiracy you are as foolish as the people who think there is no corruption in the world. And you're probably a lot less happy.

Which one of you rigtards is Papi_Chulo? He constantly goes on extended diatribes(1 hour +) about how Global rigs the deck to help less skilled players, and he makes sure that those players know that they would never win if Global didn't rig it for them. A+ way to make the fish feel comfortable and keep them in the game IMO. Also he doesn't seem to recognize that its the height of arrogance to think that he is just so good that he can beat both the rake and a rigged deck. He is so toxic at the tables that I had to block his chat. I hope that he can contain his conspiracy theories to this thread and keep it away from the tables.

i prefer pIOnEeRoFtHeNiPpLeRiNg's rants

He is most likely a rec, even if they play a lot. No poker playing reg would bad mouth weak players. More likely to give a proverbial atta boy, next time will be better. Still, probably an A hole.

I'd badmouth a weak player (and have) if I felt there was value there. And sometimes there is. Just like you are convinced that you are correct about everything you spew across all the forums, lots of people are convinced they aren't garbage or idiots.

It sounds like you bring the sunshine glow with everything you do in life.

Thanks, you too.