Reporting what?

have you changed your mind yet?

its sad dmbfan wont even show his face at turning stone anymore for fear of getting the **** beat out of him....




in other news...cocky, bad poker players tilt the ****ing hell out of me

Man I know I haven't been going to TS as long as some of the legends but I feel like you kids are just doing it wrong. What is wrong with you people?

edit: in before somebody makes fun of me for not being able to make a coke float and still criticizing how other people do things

please dont lump us all in with him jut

id bet youre the only person to drill a hole through their toe nail in turningstone. cant imagine that doesnt qualify you as a legend

The other day on PTP metsfan trolled dmb, dmb reported him to PTP mods and metsfan got a one day ban. DMB then creamed his long johns, drunk with power. It's ironic, really; I think I've reported DMB on here for posts that really do cross lines (i.e. making fun of things like ryan's lazy eye) and he's never received any kind of infraction, whereas on diff forums soheb gets banned for saying DMB has no friends. I think I'd personally bribe deeb with a month's worth of the crush I hear he loves so much for him to use the banstick

srsly tho grinder who scoops out the ice cream to put in the coke rather than pouring the coke in the ice cream

my sister when she was 6 because she liked to make a mess all the time

Wally,Soheb,Caleb,dstazy

Please continue your insults and threats I am amused by you

GL to everyone in the main today. I'm the guy in the wheelchair if anyone wants to holla at me.

just overslept for the main, i don't think i've ever been on more tilt. biggest waste of a trip ever. gonna go play 1k nl and lose all my money.

You can't late reg the main? Isn't it only 12:23 in US right now? Thought there was like 2 hrs of late reg or something.

dmb you are delusional

edit: real subtle frank

Meh over bragging about prague. I'm not a fan at all tbh, prob not playing any EPT's again except for san remo and monte carlo.

i saw you walkin around metsfan all bummed out and i knew exactly what had happened....felt pretty bad



use wake up calls fwiw

: (

foxwoods FTW

I did the sneaky entrance and tricked some people into play plo8.

calm down little boy

lol i can play in the big kids casino so no need to come to turning stone when i can go to foxwoods...

Mike and the dealers are great I'd just rather not run like death anymore

dmb has no friends here, isnt going to turning stone but still comes back here and trolls.

Rofl....so I don't usually vent bad beats in poker forums, but...

Blinds are 200/400/25, old guy in MP with 100000BBs limps, hijack with like 25bbs limps, I have red 9s in teh cutoff, I iso to 1600...competent kid in SB with like 13k cold calls, and first limper calls.

5,850 in the pot, flop comes K94r. Checks to me, and I tank check...turn is a 3d, putting 2 diamonds on board, SB leads 1600, limp/caller raises to 5600, I have 14k and don't think long before piling....SB folds, and old guy sighs and says he has to call now...and rolls over 33 for bottom set. Just as I'm expecting to have a ~35k pot shipped my way, the lovely tree rolls off...I say nh, gl, and lol as I walk away....

GL those still in, 2nd chance is mahn.

that sucks matt

is ryan still in?

Neg...busted a little bit ago, shoved KTo from SB for like 16bb over 3 limps, with antes. 3rd limper calls and had AKo somehow and held...

No $120 tonight is kinda ****teh...Deepstack turbs should be delightful in the AM.

Czar, jigglybluff, dstazy, min4betu among those still in...

And Al Krux.