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07-10-2008 , 12:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pineapple888
What would you call a dude who just sat around and played poker and got stoned alot and didn't have any particular ambition?

Answer: AMT! (j/k but I wanted to get that out of the way before some other comic genius did.)

Slacker? Stoner? I don't think those are quite right, and don't know if the cool kids even use those words any more.

So... you would say "That kid's a __________"

Help me out, STTF. Fill in the blank. I know this applies to like half of you.
What do you call a whiny bitch who cant beat $24 sngs? PINEAPPLE!
07-10-2008 , 12:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pineapple888
"That kid's a __________"
Towel
07-10-2008 , 01:12 AM
devin you made me lol...tyty got me good

i won 10k but i'm a huge nit and i'm having a lot of irl problems i actually haven't bitched about on the internet yet


who all is still in the ME?
07-10-2008 , 01:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xPeru
Well done Lacky, I assume the promo seduced you back to MTTs for the week? Sad, very sad ...
nah, first one I played this week. playing the same one now. I'll also probably play the mil this week, but definately not playing many.
07-10-2008 , 01:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kleath
What do you call a whiny bitch who cant beat $24 sngs? PINEAPPLE!
Well I hope you were trying to joke... but I'm doing just fine in the $24s... so suck it, ****face.

Plonk.
07-10-2008 , 01:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pineapple888
What would you call a dude who just sat around and played poker and got stoned alot and didn't have any particular ambition?

Answer: AMT! (j/k but I wanted to get that out of the way before some other comic genius did.)

Slacker? Stoner? I don't think those are quite right, and don't know if the cool kids even use those words any more.

So... you would say "That kid's a __________"

Help me out, STTF. Fill in the blank. I know this applies to like half of you.
BTW I'm not trying to insult anyone, I have a valid reason for wanting to know this.
07-10-2008 , 02:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by _Towelie_
Towel

holy fk i guffaw'd
07-10-2008 , 02:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scotty_12
Anyone want to eat at this venetian restaurant and then play bowling/laser tag /mini putt after?
You suck at not playing "bowling/laser tag /mini putt"

beats.
07-10-2008 , 04:35 AM
Hey guys.

Trying to find and fix leaks in my game and i have a lot obv.
Currently going over the mid stages 25/50-50/100.
Am I supposed to win chips with 22-66 in these stages? My samplesize is pretty small atm (about 100-130 hands for every pair), but it already shows "tendencies". I'm winning with 77-JJ and lose them with 22-66.

For example, should i openraise 22 otb or CO at 25/50, everyone with starting stack?
07-10-2008 , 04:49 AM
Without looking, I'm prob losing money with them just from posting blinds at those stages. I can't imagine vpiping 22-44 at this point outside of the button and sb.
07-10-2008 , 05:25 AM
Me too. I'm losing money by posting the blinds, but should a "good player" make this up by raising these hands otb?

Am I supposed to win money in the blinds btw?
I just looked through all levels where i posted the BB and where i posted the SB. I'm losing in almost every level at -0.01 to -0.2 BB/Hand. This shouldn't be the case right? I'm winning in some levels like 150/300 and 200/400. But overall i'm losing chips in the blinds.

I'm currently doubting that i'm a "real" winning player and going over some of my stats. I'm basically winning chips when I raise, vp$ip, 3bet, 4bet, call a raise, limp, steal, cbet etc. and my WSD is something like 54% (over all levels). It's 60-67% at BB30-BB50 and WTSD of 20-29%.

Going over every sng in sngwiz and there are no big mistakes, just a few -0.2% to -0.5% depending on ranges. Still breakeven over my last 1.5k games and it's about to drive me insane, because i don't know if i just run awful or play really bad.
07-10-2008 , 05:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pineapple888
BTW I'm not trying to insult anyone
Quote:
What would you call a dude who just sat around and played poker and got stoned alot and didn't have any particular ambition?

Answer: AMT!

orly?


What would you call someone who takes cheap, unprecedented shots at a mod?


Answer: Banned!
07-10-2008 , 08:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AMT
orly?


What would you call someone who takes cheap, unprecedented shots at a mod?


Answer: Banned!
Sooo sick. SHouldve been done ages ago but better late than never
07-10-2008 , 08:36 AM
haha....Good work AMT
07-10-2008 , 01:01 PM


50nl..i hate myself, and i want to die.

i would go back to sitn goes if they didnt tilt the **** out of me. i need to go to slitting the wrists. im worse than ****ing pineapple888 that alone is grounds for suicide
07-10-2008 , 01:05 PM
uh...thats like 2 days? bit melodramatic for a 2 day breakeven ain't it.
07-10-2008 , 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by bengiec
50nl..i hate myself, and i want to die.

i would go back to sitn goes if they didnt tilt the **** out of me. i need to go to slitting the wrists. im worse than ****ing pineapple888 that alone is grounds for suicide
get a coach and stop whining?

also lol @ the pineapple banhammer. five stars, A+ would read again
07-10-2008 , 01:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lacky
uh...thats like 2 days? bit melodramatic for a 2 day breakeven ain't it.
it's 50nl, you know..50nl. noone with half a brain is supposed to lose a dime here. i wish that was 2 days and not 10

Quote:
get a coach and stop whining?
i've had like 5 coaches over the course of 2 years
07-10-2008 , 01:20 PM
LOL THIS STUFF HAPPENS SOMETIMES I GUESS I JUST NEED TO QUIT BEING A GIRL ABOUT VARIANCE AND TILT.
07-10-2008 , 01:39 PM
Goin to see STP in Montreal tomorrow night. Here's hoping Scott Weilland won't be flop-around out of 'er on Heroin the whole show.
07-10-2008 , 01:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bengiec


50nl..i hate myself, and i want to die.

i would go back to sitn goes if they didnt tilt the **** out of me. i need to go to slitting the wrists. im worse than ****ing pineapple888 that alone is grounds for suicide
PLONK!

oh wait
07-10-2008 , 01:53 PM
So I met another 2p2 IRL last night (my 2nd). Beerocrat came to a weekly game I play at in CT. Nice guy, had some BBQ and beer... a good time, however AC was broken so it was really hot!

We're not sure of a laydown I made. I don't think I can run in SNGW b/c 2 people are all-in.

Blinds 500/1000

UTG (Beerocrat) ~4500, folds
MP... can't remember if there was one, folded if there was one
HJ (Hero) 3600
CO ~3800
Btn ~6000
SB ~500 (all-in)
BB 1000 (all-in)

Out of 60 people that started, approx 30 remain on 4 tables. There were 6-7 left at our table, folded to me in HJ... I look down at QJo.

The stacks may seem messed , but the big stacks are probably at the other tables. They try to keep the # of players at each table even and the last person to deal moves behind the button at one of the other tables when evening out the # of players, regardless of stack sizes.

The payout depends on # of entrants for the night. I suspect it was the top 7-8 last night. ($60*60=$3600... probably 24%, 21%, 18%, 15%, 11%, 7%, 4% type payout structure)

While QJo is good vs one BB blinded all-in w/ a random hand, I did not think it was that good vs 2 random hands all-in, and 2 other players left to act and also short.

Can anyone do the ICM by hand? Thoughts?
07-10-2008 , 02:03 PM
Shove seems really standard. CO and Btn will be calling really tight eventhough they are short. The table should be at a complete shovefest but because it's live I'm sure there are tons of players still trying to play poker.
07-10-2008 , 02:53 PM
i feel bad to be posting this question , i dont even going to start a thread about it .
here it goes :
my stack : 1350

blinds 50/100 i am in MP holding AJo ( the table still full )
folded to me , do i shove this here ? if yes , whats my shoving range ?
what if im LP , whats my range ?

Last edited by gcaash; 07-10-2008 at 03:12 PM.

      
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