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09-27-2009 , 06:53 PM
the whiners are full force today lol
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09-27-2009 , 06:55 PM
Do people really hate Sundays?

I can't quite wrap my head around that.
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09-27-2009 , 06:56 PM
i can smell the hope dissipating
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09-27-2009 , 07:00 PM
Full Tilt Poker Game #14977024644: $21,000 Guarantee (1r+1a) (109680363), Table 21 - 2500/5000 Ante 600 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:54:16 ET - 2009/09/27
Seat 1: PAYMYLOANS (243,907)
Seat 3: gutfeel3731 (136,660)
Seat 6: LAJG (171,714)
Seat 7: norajean (151,028)
Seat 8: PokerDevL (257,468)
Seat 9: highlite11 (92,540)
PAYMYLOANS antes 600
gutfeel3731 antes 600
LAJG antes 600
norajean antes 600
PokerDevL antes 600
highlite11 antes 600
PokerDevL posts the small blind of 2,500
highlite11 posts the big blind of 5,000
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to highlite11 [Kd Kh]
PAYMYLOANS folds
gutfeel3731 folds
LAJG folds
norajean has 15 seconds left to act
norajean raises to 12,345
PokerDevL has 15 seconds left to act
PokerDevL has requested TIME
PokerDevL raises to 256,868, and is all in
highlite11 calls 86,940, and is all in
norajean calls 138,083, and is all in
PokerDevL shows [Jd Qc]
highlite11 shows [Kd Kh]
norajean shows [Ac Ah]
Uncalled bet of 106,440 returned to PokerDevL
*** FLOP *** [9d Js 4h]
*** TURN *** [9d Js 4h] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [9d Js 4h 2c] [6s]
PokerDevL shows a pair of Jacks
norajean shows a pair of Aces
norajean wins the side pot (116,976) with a pair of Aces
highlite11 shows a pair of Kings
norajean wins the main pot (279,420) with a pair of Aces

19 left in the 50 cubed on tilt for 2nd in chips that fun 6 handed

already lost ak < aq for cl in it a 200k pot as well
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09-27-2009 , 07:03 PM
One mincash and all my busts have been getting it in better or shoving into people who limped AA/KK. Sundays are harder to hate when you are a Giants fan, tho
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09-27-2009 , 07:09 PM
really ****ing stupid day of the week

i used to love sundays, then i found poker
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09-27-2009 , 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Halowax
Do people really hate Sundays?

I can't quite wrap my head around that.
yik, it is the only day i look fwd to in poker
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09-27-2009 , 07:27 PM
Poker Stars $50+$5 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200/t400 Blinds + t50 - 9 players
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BTN: t18580 M = 17.70
SB: t18331 M = 17.46
BB: t6425 M = 6.12
UTG: t21774 M = 20.74
UTG+1: t13565 M = 12.92
UTG+2: t7490 M = 7.13
MP1: t6135 M = 5.84
MP2: t4382 M = 4.17
Hero (CO): t4036 M = 3.84

Pre Flop: (t1050) Hero is CO with K A
5 folds, Hero raises to t3986 all in, 1 fold, SB raises to t18281 all in, BB calls t5975 all in

Flop: (t17186) 4 Q 7 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Turn: (t17186) 7 (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: (t17186) 3 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: t17186
SB shows A Q (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
BB shows A Q (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
Hero shows K A (a pair of Sevens)
SB wins t2389
BB wins t2389
SB wins t6204
BB wins t6204
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09-27-2009 , 07:30 PM
****ing super turbo

Full Tilt Poker $25K Super Turbo KO No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t120/t240 Blinds + t25 - 6 players
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Hero (CO): t3605 M = 7.07
Michael1123 (BTN): t10630 M = 20.84
ws7e0 (SB): t2113 M = 4.14
Snannon Snorr (BB): t6210 M = 12.18
Bergmannen (UTG): t1859 M = 3.65
myssonx (MP): t2154 M = 4.22

Pre Flop: (t510) Hero is CO with K K
Bergmannen raises to t1834 all in, 1 fold, Hero raises to t3580 all in, 3 folds

Flop: (t4178) 6 8 T

Turn: (t4178) 4

River: (t4178) 9

Final Pot: t4178
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Bergmannen shows K 7 (a straight, Ten high)
Bergmannen wins t4178
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09-27-2009 , 07:35 PM
SUper deep in the lotto and this ish happens.

Thanks lily.

Hand #1
Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t3500/t7000 Blinds + t700 - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+2: t69688 M = 4.15
MP1: t183034 M = 10.89
MP2: t163375 M = 9.72
CO: t177824 M = 10.58
Hero (BTN): t250216 M = 14.89
SB: t197684 M = 11.77
BB: t81792 M = 4.87
UTG: t103498 M = 6.16
UTG+1: t81203 M = 4.83

Pre Flop: (t16800) Hero is BTN with K K
UTG raises to t21000, 5 folds, Hero raises to t49000, 2 folds, UTG raises to t102798 all in, Hero calls t53798

Flop: (t222396) 6 A 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t222396) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t222396) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t222396
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
UTG shows A K (a pair of Aces)
UTG wins t222396


Hand #2
Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t3500/t7000 Blinds + t700 - 9 players
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SB: t76688 M = 4.56
BB: t173234 M = 10.31
UTG: t160575 M = 9.56
UTG+1: t175024 M = 10.42
Hero (UTG+2): t144618 M = 8.61
MP1: t170384 M = 10.14
MP2: t106292 M = 6.33
CO: t209796 M = 12.49
BTN: t91703 M = 5.46

Pre Flop: (t16800) Hero is UTG+2 with Q Q
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t14000, Hero raises to t42000, 6 folds, UTG+1 calls t28000

Flop: (t100800) 2 7 6 (2 players)
UTG+1 bets t14000, Hero raises to t101918 all in, UTG+1 calls t87918

Turn: (t304636) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t304636) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t304636
UTG+1 shows T A (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
UTG+1 wins t304636
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09-27-2009 , 07:42 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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09-27-2009 , 07:46 PM
lol cakes
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09-27-2009 , 07:49 PM
Yay.. first time playing the 750.. and i have Todd Terry with a ****load of chips next to my left..
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09-27-2009 , 07:58 PM
real

Poker Stars $50+$5 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t300/t600 Blinds + t50 - 8 players
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UTG: t14810 M = 11.39
UTG+1: t32254 M = 24.81
Hero (MP1): t13952 M = 10.73
MP2: t7330 M = 5.64
CO: t8775 M = 6.75
BTN: t9048 M = 6.96
SB: t40481 M = 31.14
BB: t29121 M = 22.40

Pre Flop: (t1300) Hero is MP1 with A A
UTG raises to t1800, 1 fold, Hero calls t1800, 5 folds

Flop: (t4900) K K 6 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t4900) 7 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets t2766, UTG calls t2766

River: (t10432) A (2 players)
UTG bets t2400, Hero raises to t9336 all in, UTG calls t6936


we dont have the winning hand
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09-27-2009 , 08:03 PM
brutalized today, f today f poker
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09-27-2009 , 08:05 PM
Full Tilt Poker Game #14978337693: $40,000 Guarantee (109722035), Table 62 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:02:48 ET - 2009/09/27
Seat 1: potatopolice (2,940)
Seat 2: YellowSub86 (890)
Seat 3: jcg2005 (2,945)
Seat 4: TFinch369 (2,000)
Seat 5: Crayfish23 (13,285)
Seat 6: filmoreslims (4,255)
Seat 7: makavelyces (2,950), is sitting out
Seat 8: Whatshoulditbe (4,405)
Seat 9: cardsharkk13 (4,175)
filmoreslims posts the small blind of 30
makavelyces posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jcg2005 [8h 8s]
Whatshoulditbe folds
cardsharkk13 folds
potatopolice has 15 seconds left to act
potatopolice raises to 180
YellowSub86 folds
jcg2005 has 15 seconds left to act
jcg2005 calls 180
TFinch369 folds
Crayfish23 folds
makavelyces has returned
filmoreslims folds
makavelyces has 15 seconds left to act
makavelyces folds
*** FLOP *** [Kd Kh Ks]
potatopolice has 15 seconds left to act
potatopolice bets 245
jcg2005 calls 245
*** TURN *** [Kd Kh Ks] [8d]
potatopolice has 15 seconds left to act
potatopolice bets 585
jcg2005 calls 585
*** RIVER *** [Kd Kh Ks 8d] [8c]
potatopolice has 15 seconds left to act
potatopolice bets 1,930, and is all in
jcg2005 calls 1,930
*** SHOW DOWN ***
potatopolice shows [Kc Qh] four of a kind, Kings
jcg2005 mucks
potatopolice wins the pot (5,970) with four of a kind, Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,970 | Rake 0
Board: [Kd Kh Ks 8d 8c]
Seat 1: potatopolice showed [Kc Qh] and won (5,970) with four of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: YellowSub86 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: jcg2005 mucked [8h 8s] - four of a kind, Eights
Seat 4: TFinch369 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Crayfish23 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: filmoreslims (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: makavelyces (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: Whatshoulditbe didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: cardsharkk13 didn't bet (folded)
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09-27-2009 , 08:07 PM
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Full Tilt Poker Game #14978337693: $40,000 Guarantee (109722035), Table 62 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:02:48 ET - 2009/09/27
Seat 1: potatopolice (2,940)
Seat 2: YellowSub86 (890)
Seat 3: jcg2005 (2,945)
Seat 4: TFinch369 (2,000)
Seat 5: Crayfish23 (13,285)
Seat 6: filmoreslims (4,255)
Seat 7: makavelyces (2,950), is sitting out
Seat 8: Whatshoulditbe (4,405)
Seat 9: cardsharkk13 (4,175)
filmoreslims posts the small blind of 30
makavelyces posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jcg2005 [8h 8s]
Whatshoulditbe folds
cardsharkk13 folds
potatopolice has 15 seconds left to act
potatopolice raises to 180
YellowSub86 folds
jcg2005 has 15 seconds left to act
jcg2005 calls 180
TFinch369 folds
Crayfish23 folds
makavelyces has returned
filmoreslims folds
makavelyces has 15 seconds left to act
makavelyces folds
*** FLOP *** [Kd Kh Ks]
potatopolice has 15 seconds left to act
potatopolice bets 245
jcg2005 calls 245
*** TURN *** [Kd Kh Ks] [8d]
potatopolice has 15 seconds left to act
potatopolice bets 585
jcg2005 calls 585
*** RIVER *** [Kd Kh Ks 8d] [8c]
potatopolice has 15 seconds left to act
potatopolice bets 1,930, and is all in
jcg2005 calls 1,930
*** SHOW DOWN ***
potatopolice shows [Kc Qh] four of a kind, Kings
jcg2005 mucks
potatopolice wins the pot (5,970) with four of a kind, Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,970 | Rake 0
Board: [Kd Kh Ks 8d 8c]
Seat 1: potatopolice showed [Kc Qh] and won (5,970) with four of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: YellowSub86 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: jcg2005 mucked [8h 8s] - four of a kind, Eights
Seat 4: TFinch369 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Crayfish23 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: filmoreslims (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: makavelyces (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: Whatshoulditbe didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: cardsharkk13 didn't bet (folded)
why are we calling turn?
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09-27-2009 , 08:08 PM
cuz i had a full house ldo

Last edited by LetMeLive; 09-27-2009 at 08:09 PM. Reason: and i wantred the bbj
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09-27-2009 , 08:10 PM
plus i knew he had nothing
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09-27-2009 , 10:32 PM
0/27 cashing today w/ 1 left. No more british girls ever again plz.
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09-27-2009 , 11:09 PM
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I wasn't gonna say anything but those elbows are pretty pointy
really? dude come on? you are gonna complain about pointy elbows?
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09-27-2009 , 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Jakejackjake
really? dude come on? you are gonna complain about pointy elbows?
ha ha ha.

Last edited by Zima421; 09-27-2009 at 11:12 PM. Reason: sooooo pointy
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09-27-2009 , 11:31 PM
15th in brawl, 15th in stars 20c, 17th in stars 50 75k, 70th or something in mulligan, but yippee i won 2 $10 180mans. i dunno if im disappointed or not yet.
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09-27-2009 , 11:33 PM
1/131 @ 750kg
big chiplead!!

sn: olekr247
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09-27-2009 , 11:44 PM
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1/131 @ 750kg
big chiplead!!

sn: olekr247
go back to BBV
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