I dreamt I was trying to help a girl (who I desperately want to bone) escape from her possessive bf...in a MKI vauxhall cavalier HAHAHAH that was running on 3, coughing and spluttering spinning up in the ice. WTF???

I'd do an image search but I'm afraid of what any of these search terms might turn up....


First, you guys will be participating in a round robin hair-off vs. the Greeks (aka winner of Greece vs. Turkey). Only at that point will the winner advance to face the Jews, Canadians, or Jewish-Canadians.

http://www.photobasement.com/college...acebook-pages/

^^^^ hahah

Keep em coming imo. good stuff.

Oh btw, for those of you who didn't know yet, steps are GHEY!

anyone who plays $16s get this from stars yesterday?

Hello,

PokerStars has become aware of two players who were working together in our Sit & Go tournaments to the detriment of other players. You were involved in at least one tournament with these players and as a result you may have been adversely affected.

The players' accounts were closed and their funds frozen pending a thorough investigation, which is now complete. Fortunately the problem was identified quickly and they had only played in a few tournaments before the accounts were closed.

In a case such as this it is our policy to confiscate the colluders' winnings or balances and to distribute them to the players affected by their actions in as fair a way as possible. To confirm your credit, log onto your PokerStars account, go to the 'Cashier' screen and click the 'History' button. Your share will be shown "ADMIN CREDIT", followed by the amount of the credit.

I regret that we will be unable to answer questions as to how your specific credit amount was calculated. Likewise, we are not at liberty to identify the specific games or players in question. Suffice to say that they have been barred from the site and you will not encounter them again.

The integrity of the games at PokerStars is of paramount importance to us and we will not abide cheating or collusion in our games. We work hard to police our games and prevent such instances. In the rare cases where collusion has actually occurred, we make sure that any players affected are compensated appropriately.

Thank you for your continued play here on PokerStars. Please do not hesitate to let us know any time we can be of help.

Regards,

Jackson
PokerStars Game Security Team

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if i'm along the wrong lines on this thread

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^ Definitely fine to post that IMO, and def better here than a new thread IYAM

Good work stars!

Nice stars delivers again, waiting till they credit my account due to their RNG fkn up! ( I ran above EV all month and just now am running like 20 bucks under )

You forgot Manny Lee and Ed Sprague

O ya and the old Dwayne Ward, Tom Henke combo

Also anyone have good ideas for stuff to do in Berlin?
Just got here and it seems really awesome

Make sure to eat curry wurst at least once if you have not had it before. I miss it so.

Yeh jesus tell me about it.

Would be delighted if we could just negotiate my account to run at say 7% ROI every day maybe 9% every other week. Instead I get top 10 leaderboard one week then the next week I am competing for top 10 worst it seems.

Have people had these kinda emails from stars before? I got credited with 27.01 dollars.

Are you from England?

Curry in America seems pretty laughable. All my friends in America seem to hate it but love it here. I remember going to one in New Jersey wow it was bad.

Berlin Zoo!

I was in Berlin during the world cup '06 so didn't end up doing much non-football stuff except for the zoo but Berlin Zoo is pretty huge and awesome, good way to spend an afternoon imo.

I'm expecting most guys here to have had such an email before, it happens every now and then.

Jurrass prolly has ideas.

Drink some german beer imo!

Lol <3 scotty. If FTP sent the email there'd be a bigger cause for celebration. Though it is definitely better than starting a thread about it.


Yes, it's happened many times before, and it'll happen many times in the future. We can only hope that more sites follow stars' example in awesomeness.

This is a quote taken directly from our FAQ at the top of the forum, in the "What not to post in STTF" section, which I'm sure you've read twice

It is like carnival fast food last I remember (lived in Germany for a few years about 20 years ago). Sooooo good, IMO.

that's called entrapment, mr officer

Unfortuantely I've never been to Berlin eventhough a good friend from my old school lives there and invited me twice

The Zoo and a good old german Currywurst (either Curry 36 or Kudamm 195 have really good ones iirc) are nice ideas.

I just paid $200 to have a doctor see me for 5 minutes to tell me what I already know thanks to google.

The good news is I got the clear to go back to normal life. I just have to avoid diving or flying (because of the pain if it happens to happen while doing that) and not smoke.
Bad news is if it happens again I'll need a painful surgery

back to poker now


and now...

Make a sight-seeing tour with Bus number 100. This one takes you to nearly all the places of interest.

Eat a Currywurst (grilled, fried sausage) at Curry 36 (Mehringdamm 36).
Drink some Weissbier (wheat bear).

Go to Alexanderplatz and take a ride on top of the Fernsehturm (Television Tower), you have got a nice view from there.

If your are interested in sports: whatch a hockey or basketball game in the O2 World (Mühlenstr. 12 - 30; Near Ostbahnhof). The atmosphere is great!!!!!

and last but not least: have fun!!!!

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