Open Side Menu Go to the Top
Register
*****Offical October STTF [censored] thread ***** NSFW no lame BBV *****Offical October STTF [censored] thread ***** NSFW no lame BBV

10-07-2009 , 09:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 50 Centimeter
hi 5 banana brother
Am I to late? damit!
10-07-2009 , 09:56 PM
cracked that scene is so awesome
10-07-2009 , 10:08 PM
Yeah pretty funny. Does he ever act a sain person?
10-07-2009 , 10:18 PM
not sure if its good but second guy snapped it soo fast i kinda decided to fold

Full Tilt Poker $110 + $9 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200/t400 Blinds - 3 players -

BB: t4567 M = 7.61
Hero (BTN): t1495 M = 2.49
SB: t2938 M = 4.90

Pre Flop: (t600) Hero is BTN with Q K
Hero raises to t1200, SB raises to t2938 all in, BB calls t2538, Hero requests TIME, 1 fold

Flop: (t7076) A A 8

Turn: (t7076) 7

River: (t7076) Q

Final Pot: t7076
BB shows A A (four of a kind, Aces)
SB shows J J (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
BB wins t7076

hasnt worked out for me for some time but feels good..=)
10-07-2009 , 11:51 PM
thanks for whoever recommended Community
pleasantsupriseaments
10-07-2009 , 11:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Velocity
But think of that girl putting herself through medical school who will give you so much more bang for your 500 bucks.
Is that what you tell yourself?
10-08-2009 , 12:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirDirDirty
I just woke up at noon fully clothed in my bed, pair of jeans and a polo. My roommate and some random kid are asleep on the couches in the living room. LOL alcholments.
hahah imajine waking up fully clothed hammered soaking wet on some chix random couch lol has that happened to anyone here? plz tell me im not the only one

beat: happened to me first nite of my vacation to montreal first time i eva piss the bed and its not at my own place my wallet was soaked too as well as my cash and i was handin people pee bills all day

brag: me n my buddies dipped out after i flipped the cushions but then she called my buddy and asked him about it but she didnt care n was laughin the whole time i talked to her

variance: i have a new nickname, its been a week still havent done laundry
10-08-2009 , 12:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crackedquads
At least you weren't completely naked, with you and some random dude asleep on the same couch in the living room.
ahhahahaa lmao page 3 is classic that happended to two of my friends one of them woke up naked next to the other and his boxers were some how in the kitchen i remind them both everyday
10-08-2009 , 12:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hood
thanks for whoever recommended Community
pleasantsupriseaments
yourewelcomeaments
10-08-2009 , 12:31 AM
I woke up naked next to my Friends "Mom" one time.

That is all.
10-08-2009 , 12:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suzzer99
Is that what you tell yourself?

That's what they tell him.....he's already paid for years 1 and 2 for this chick Kendra. And by years 1 and 2, I mean rent for the next 5 years.

10-08-2009 , 01:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AMT
That's what they tell him.....he's already paid for years 1 and 2 for this chick Kendra. And by years 1 and 2, I mean rent for the next 5 years.

one time i sat thru half an episode that stupid bitches show at my ex-gf's place and almost stabbed my eyes out, except for the part where her and her friends are hot sluts, that was ok.
10-08-2009 , 01:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sippin_criss
one time i sat thru half an episode that stupid bitches show at my ex-gf's place and almost stabbed my eyes out, except for the part where her and her friends are hot sluts, that was ok.
The best motivation ever to play poker is to find a significant other that likes to watch stupid crap like this.
10-08-2009 , 02:06 AM
Braylon Edwards just got traded to the Jets, midseason, wtf. I have Braylon in one of my fantasy leagues, any idea how this is going to affect him as far as fantasy goes, if at all?

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slu...v=ap&type=lgns

Bleh, it says "Edwards has a year remaining on his contract, but the Jets had no immediate plans to sign him to a new deal during this season.

“I don’t want to be a distraction,” he said. “All I want to do is play football. They have a machine moving in the right direction, so to sit here and talk about a contract would be pretty petty.”"

So is Edwards not going to be playing the rest of this season until his Cleveland contract is up?


Edit: Nevermind, espn states "Edwards is expected to practice with the Jets Thursday and coach Rex Ryan said he will start Monday night at Miami, the Associated Press reports. "I think he's going to fit right in with our group," Ryan said."

Last edited by crackedquads; 10-08-2009 at 02:12 AM.
10-08-2009 , 02:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by waterwolves
I woke up naked next to my Friends "Mom" one time.

That is all.
http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/
10-08-2009 , 02:22 AM
Edwards' value may dip for a week or two (depending on when their bye is) but you won't see much of a decrease in his productivity overall, given how Cleveland was utilizing him.

Edit: Just saying I'd be happy if I were you.
10-08-2009 , 02:39 AM
Sometimes you sleep through some great threads, was nice to see another Admiral egotrip thread. Found out his sn a month or so back. When his graph was going down for a bit he was hardly posting, but now that he's on an upschwong everyone needs to hear about his impressive stats. Pretty lol.
10-08-2009 , 02:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suzzer99
Is that what you tell yourself?
Either yes, or I was using an interesting description to make a joke, as noted by using "bang" for my buck.
10-08-2009 , 02:54 AM
can i change my answer, to: "WTF AMT how do you know my girl!?!?!"
10-08-2009 , 03:23 AM
if i had Edwards in my team in be delighted he got traded, Sanchez is a beast
although jets more of a running team, i think he`ll get more catches.

Last edited by PokahPokah; 10-08-2009 at 03:28 AM.
10-08-2009 , 03:32 AM
Yeah I'm happier he's with the Jets, I just didn't know if he had to sit out the rest of the season or would get to play immediately. He probably won't be too effective in the Miami game having only 4 days to get a repertoire with Sanchez, esp considering his tendencies to loose the ball.




For AT&T customers is the Iphone basically the only real option as far as decent phones go? My 3-4year old slvr probably needs to be tossed out, seeing as how it just spent the last 2 hours in either an all white or pitch black screen while on, even if I turn off and remove the battery. After sitting there, untouched, it decided to restore the screen back like it had just booted it on. I've dropped this thing hundreds of times, have dropped it into sinks and buckets and probably even a toilet or two and it still works (except for the camera) and it's almost been indestructible.

When I get a new phone I'll probably end up keeping it for at least 2 years so I'd need something that is of decent quality, that can play music and podcasts. I really have no idea about cell phones anymore, so any ATT specific advice would be appreciated. I wanted to spend some points and buy the Ipod from the FTP store, but seeing as how I need a new phone anyway and I wouldn't want to carry around an Ipod and a different celly, Iphone seems like the logical option, eh?

Last edited by crackedquads; 10-08-2009 at 03:37 AM.
10-08-2009 , 03:56 AM
Need some advice:

I had two back-to-back classes today. After the first one I decided I was too hungry to sit through the second one so I left. On the way out, I ran into the teacher of the second class. He nodded at me and then turn back and said "hey were are you going?"

I panicked and all I could say was "I have to go do something".

Then he asked "well are you going to be gone the whole class or are you coming back?"

I said "I'll be a few minutes late."

I walked around for a bit and then came back.

Now, it's pretty obvious (IMO) that I was skipping and he caught me. Normally I wouldn't care, but I'm trying to transfer out of this program and I need letters of recommendation which I was hopping he would be one. So I really don't want him thinking I was skipping his class.

What's my line? Should I just admit I was skipping? Ignore it? What's a good lie for why I was leaving? I was thinking I could just tell him something like "I was going to go get food", but if so, why didn't I just tell him that when I ran into him? Any ideas?
10-08-2009 , 04:03 AM
here's the line imo:

Teacher: "hey were are you going?"
You: "I'm starving for some food and it's really messing up my concentration atm, so I'm off to buy a quick sandwich and will be back shortly. Class won't be much good to me if I can't focus."
Teacher: "Ok. See you shortly."
10-08-2009 , 04:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deurdy
here's the line imo:

Teacher: "hey were are you going?"
You: "I'm starving for some food and it's really messing up my concentration atm, so I'm off to buy a quick sandwich and will be back shortly. Class won't be much good to me if I can't focus."
Teacher: "Ok. See you shortly."
Yeah, that would have been much better at the time, but he caught me off guard and I didn't have time to think of anything good.

But, given that I didn't say that, what do I say now?
10-08-2009 , 04:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crackedquads
Yeah I'm happier he's with the Jets, I just didn't know if he had to sit out the rest of the season or would get to play immediately. He probably won't be too effective in the Miami game having only 4 days to get a repertoire with Sanchez, esp considering his tendencies to loose the ball.
Jets fans will get to see first hand just how bad his hands are.

Don't rule him out vs. Miami. He's the kind of receiver that can put up solid fantasy numbers without getting that many catches.

      
m