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04-01-2011 , 03:26 PM
One of my not even tech savvy friends figured out how to hack in to my facebook to post an april fools status without me leaving it logged in anywhere. I don't know whether to be impressed by my friend or disconcerted with facebook's lack of account security...
04-01-2011 , 03:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by augie_
baseball is kinda boring especially for the first 100 games or so. don't see what all the fuss is about.
There's like 15 games every day for 6 straight months. Don't see what's not awesome about that
04-01-2011 , 03:29 PM
mehh, I think any type of sports is only good to watch on like Opening day/weekend, holiday games, and the last week of the season. Obviously playoffs for like the conference finals/finals. I think same goes for a lot of sports, you'd watch like key match-ups such as; Heat vs Lakers, Yankees vs Red Sox, Colts vs Patriots, (insert hockey rivalry). Other than that, I find it difficult to watch a whole season of any sports.
04-01-2011 , 03:30 PM
baseball would be sweet if they required the pitcher to throw a pitch every 10 seconds
04-01-2011 , 03:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkMysticx
mehh, I think any type of sports is only good to watch on like Opening day/weekend, holiday games, and the last week of the season. Obviously playoffs for like the conference finals/finals. I think same goes for a lot of sports, you'd watch like key match-ups such as; Heat vs Lakers, Yankees vs Red Sox, Colts vs Patriots, (insert hockey rivalry). Other than that, I find it difficult to watch a whole season of any sports.


Spoiler:
04-01-2011 , 03:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by THAY3R
There's like 15 games every day for 6 straight months. Don't see what's not awesome about that
This this this. This is what makes baseball watchable. Great point.

Also, I don't dislike any sports, I can watch literally any sport game while I play poker, it's pretty much the only thing I keep on TV in the background while I play, even golf becomes really amazing to me when I have some poker to play with it.

Speaking of baseball though. Phillies down by 2 in the bottom of the 9th and Ryan Howard up... let's go.

Last edited by natexmetal; 04-01-2011 at 03:41 PM. Reason: base hit obv, what a beast
04-01-2011 , 03:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by augie_
baseball would be sweet if they required the pitcher to throw a pitch every 10 seconds
rush baseball: every time you strike out you end up on a new field?
04-01-2011 , 03:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by natexmetal
Speaking of baseball though. Phillies down by 2 in the bottom of the 9th and Ryan Howard up... let's go.
Spoiler:


thanks IRM.
04-01-2011 , 03:49 PM
hope i win bryans tournament

Last edited by kleath; 04-01-2011 at 03:53 PM. Reason: moved b4 my BB!!!
04-01-2011 , 03:57 PM
what a sick end, that was crazy.
04-01-2011 , 03:57 PM
Steve's tournament is the nuts but accidentally rebot to 101k not allowing me addon
04-01-2011 , 03:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kleath
hope i win bryans tournament
04-01-2011 , 04:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kleath
hope i win bryans tournament
almost a milli

lets do thiss
04-01-2011 , 04:07 PM
fkkkkk had kitchens in the big but bigstack isod
04-01-2011 , 04:16 PM
I have 3k on FTP and need 3k stars. Someone help!


EDIT: will send to the first person i recognize!

Last edited by "88k"; 04-01-2011 at 04:21 PM.
04-01-2011 , 04:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by My7hus
Steve's tournament is the nuts but accidentally rebot to 101k not allowing me addon
Same, i didn't realise you could only add on if you had less than 100k Also just folded 5 bbs with pocket 8's thinking i'm a genius but would have won over a million chip pot of i'd have called

Next hand i've only got 5000 bb's
04-01-2011 , 04:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by "88k"
I have 3k on FTP and need 3k stars. Someone help!
can do $600 or so of it? pm sent

Last edited by My7hus; 04-01-2011 at 04:28 PM.
04-01-2011 , 04:27 PM
hiestiohaerp;ohmrepao;gmraeopgjkmra


lost bryans bird


PokerStars Game #60177483027: Tournament #388888888, $2.00+$0.20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XX (88888/88888) - 2011/04/01 16:24:58 ET
Table '388888888 67' 8-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: kleath (865875 in chips)
Seat 2: SK-FreeZeR (1055221 in chips)
Seat 3: weepeelee (101241 in chips)
Seat 4: Noskcid911 (935131 in chips)
Seat 5: csc89 (5420325 in chips)
Seat 6: MRwasaty (1571214 in chips)
Seat 7: monkeyfi$$ (2483478 in chips)
Seat 8: PotOfChips (2268198 in chips)
kleath: posts the ante 89
SK-FreeZeR: posts the ante 89
weepeelee: posts the ante 89
Noskcid911: posts the ante 89
csc89: posts the ante 89
MRwasaty: posts the ante 89
monkeyfi$$: posts the ante 89
PotOfChips: posts the ante 89
PotOfChips: posts small blind 88888
kleath: posts big blind 88888
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kleath [Ks Jh]
SK-FreeZeR: folds
weepeelee: folds
Noskcid911: calls 88888
csc89: calls 88888
MRwasaty: folds
monkeyfi$$: folds
PotOfChips: checks
kleath: raises 776898 to 865786 and is all-in
Noskcid911: folds
csc89: calls 776898
PotOfChips: folds
*** FLOP *** [Js 9c 9s]
*** TURN *** [Js 9c 9s] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [Js 9c 9s 5d] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kleath: shows [Ks Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
csc89: shows [Kd 9d] (three of a kind, Nines)
csc89 collected 1910060 from pot
kleath finished the tournament in 112th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1910060 | Rake 0
Board [Js 9c 9s 5d 2s]
Seat 1: kleath (big blind) showed [Ks Jh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 2: SK-FreeZeR folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: weepeelee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Noskcid911 folded before Flop
Seat 5: csc89 showed [Kd 9d] and won (1910060) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 6: MRwasaty folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: monkeyfi$$ (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: PotOfChips (small blind) folded before Flop

Last edited by kleath; 04-01-2011 at 04:27 PM. Reason: doubt anyone runs worrsseee
04-01-2011 , 04:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrussel2k1
I'm booking Peru now, who all is goin?
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04-01-2011 , 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by "88k"
I have 3k on FTP and need 3k stars. Someone help!
$800 successfully traded, thanks!

http://i.imgur.com/FhpA7.gif

lol
04-01-2011 , 04:48 PM
maybe opponents of the tribe should have to observe the ten run rule

04-01-2011 , 04:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marek_heinz
I used to be a firefox fanboy, switched to chrome like a month ago and I'm amazed how much quicker it is
How do you get quicker than instant? Explain how firefox is 'slow' and how chrome is better in that respect.

Not even trying to troll, legit interested.
04-01-2011 , 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DoGGz
How do you get quicker than instant? Explain how firefox is 'slow' and how chrome is better in that respect.
Idk, it probably had something to do with CPU performance, my notebook doesnt have the best specs and with all the addons firefox was pretty slow and memory demanding, whereas chrome doesnt use nearly as many resources and runs faster
04-01-2011 , 04:58 PM
Played 666 tournaments in March.. got results thereafter! For April I'm shooting for anything but 666 and the devil and march can both go **** themselves
04-01-2011 , 05:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TMNTurtles
Swap my stars for your ftp anyone? (up to 1.5k)
pm sent

      
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