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04-11-2010 , 05:18 AM
SOMEONE PLZ KILL ME AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

CRYING BABIES LOOK OUT IMMA KIK U WHIMPERING PUPPIES LOOK OUT IMMA EAT U
04-11-2010 , 05:20 AM
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Originally Posted by GiantBuddha
I was pretty much a card hustler during high school. I won a ton of Magic cards playing for antes with my five color deck. We used to play Hearts and Chinese Poker for money, too. Magic pales in comparison to Jyhad, though. Such a better game. It's actually social, and requires manipulating your opponents.

/geek
I still have fond memories of destroying everyone with my Land Destruction/Denial Deck. Stripmine, Abyss. Stopped playing when Ice Age came out. Ice Age was actually debuted at a tournament in Toronto that I was at. I busted early and went home directly to IRC to tell everyone they re-released Icy Manipulator as an uncommon so you better sell yours. Nobody believed me.

I never played Jyhad but I did play the Werewolf version "Rage" for awhile. Played all the TT WoD games too except for Changeling. Always played online though on a MUSH, never live. Really loved playing up Camarilla politics. But have a soft spot for the Wyrm, especially Nephandi.

WoD will always be the revised editions though. Not that new garbage they dreamed up for all the races as a blatant cash grab.
04-11-2010 , 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Unguarded
And I didn't want to go to some gay NL tourney and dress like a douchebag anyway.
Man do I hate the stereotypical live tournament poker player. The dufus that dresses with the hat on backwards, the Full Tilt jersey, or the good looking chick who thinks she's from the Playboy mansion. Man, being new to this site I hate the self-promoting bloggers, and such who try to justify and promote their existence (who gives a f---). This is a cool community for the most part, and I love reading the hand discussions but the site could do without the gayness. Man this site is full of "sheep". As far as the Haite relief fund, just donate (or don't donate, like myself) but don't tell people, do charity tournaments, etc. Play f------- poker! Only the sheep care about watching gay YouTube videos of how some dufas multi-tabled and one a million dollars this year. If you think that inept Poker Player Alliance is 100% legit, you are kidding yourself.
04-11-2010 , 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by lawdogtexast
Man do I hate the stereotypical live tournament poker player. The dufus that dresses with the hat on backwards, the Full Tilt jersey, or the good looking chick who thinks she's from the Playboy mansion. Man, being new to this site I hate the self-promoting bloggers, and such who try to justify and promote their existence (who gives a f---). This is a cool community for the most part, and I love reading the hand discussions but the site could do without the gayness. Man this site is full of "sheep". As far as the Haite relief fund, just donate (or don't donate, like myself) but don't tell people, do charity tournaments, etc. Play f------- poker! Only the sheep care about watching gay YouTube videos of how some dufas multi-tabled and one a million dollars this year. If you think that inept Poker Player Alliance is 100% legit, you are kidding yourself.
04-11-2010 , 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by lawdogtexast
Man do I hate the stereotypical live tournament poker player. The dufus that dresses with the hat on backwards, the Full Tilt jersey, or the good looking chick who thinks she's from the Playboy mansion. Man, being new to this site I hate the self-promoting bloggers, and such who try to justify and promote their existence (who gives a f---). This is a cool community for the most part, and I love reading the hand discussions but the site could do without the gayness. Man this site is full of "sheep". As far as the Haite relief fund, just donate (or don't donate, like myself) but don't tell people, do charity tournaments, etc. Play f------- poker! Only the sheep care about watching gay YouTube videos of how some dufas multi-tabled and one a million dollars this year. If you think that inept Poker Player Alliance is 100% legit, you are kidding yourself.
Who the hell are you?
04-11-2010 , 05:53 PM
04-11-2010 , 05:53 PM
appears to be some no body trying to start a blog
04-11-2010 , 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by La Peste
Who the hell are you?
Haha that quote from me is from January I think when I realized I am not SNE material. That was certainly odd.
04-11-2010 , 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by La Peste
Who the hell are you?
+1

Last edited by ColeW123; 04-11-2010 at 07:15 PM. Reason: (GO FLYERS)
04-12-2010 , 02:34 AM
LIMIT CAN SUCK IT!!! DONKS!!
04-12-2010 , 02:44 AM
"RIP unguarded, you were one of the best lhe players to play the game. And your advice on the forums is appreciated."

LOL - JACKASS!!!
04-12-2010 , 02:45 AM
2-basic shut the **** up, quiter.
04-12-2010 , 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by La Peste
2-basic shut the **** up, quiter.
LOL - I'm not ur best ptr friend anymore Jackass..!!!

Wads is ur lover now!! hahaha

2_Basic RULES!!!! SPEW KING!!!
04-12-2010 , 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Phat Smack
LIMIT CAN SUCK IT!!! DONKS!!
what are you playing now?
04-12-2010 , 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Phat Smack
DONKS!!
thats pretty rich
04-12-2010 , 08:12 AM
MTG is how I got into poker. All of my friends and I played and it was a great game but then we realized MTG isn't where the money is at. This new (to us) game called TEXAS HOLD'EM was far more profitable and beatable. Also, we weren't labeled as losers anymore for playing poker.
04-12-2010 , 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by ColeW123
Also, we weren't labeled as losers anymore for playing poker.
and now, thx to Tom Dwan, we're labeled as losers again

Last edited by Paul Valente; 04-12-2010 at 09:31 AM. Reason: also, wooo 2_Basic returns!
04-12-2010 , 09:40 AM
nobody who doesnt care about poker has any clue who Dwan is
04-12-2010 , 09:45 AM
I didn't know who he was until recently. I don't care about high steaks pros. I just like to play the game. I know nothing about any pros except the guys that post here.
04-12-2010 , 09:46 AM
Well, when you tell a girl you play poker for a living, it's +EV to leave out the part about it being over the internet

Last edited by Paul Valente; 04-12-2010 at 09:47 AM. Reason: and by EV i mean Expected Vagina
04-12-2010 , 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Valente
and now, thx to Tom Dwan, we're labeled as losers again
i probably have a different sample size than others since in this country poker is viewed very differently than other places, kind of stereotypical "texas holdem im all in", but pretty much everyone whos found out i play poker has told me "thats nerdy" to my face or an awkward pause and "thats interesting"

what im saying is we're already labeled as losers

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Originally Posted by Paul Valente
Well, when you tell a girl you play poker for a living, it's +EV to leave out the part about it being over the internet
every girl whos found out i play poker aksed me if i wear a hat and sunglasses with a funny smirk to which i can proudly proclaim "no i sit around in my pajamas all day" which funnily enough kinda half works
04-12-2010 , 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Valente
Well, when you tell a girl you play poker for a living, it's +EV to leave out the part about it being over the internet
Lol, expected vagina.
04-12-2010 , 10:04 AM
lol Paul
04-12-2010 , 10:04 AM
you have zero game if telling a girl you play poker online decreases your EV

or you just look like a frizzle haired british zombie
04-12-2010 , 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!
british zombie
Racist

      
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