wow you lost a 60/40 in a microstakes donkament? must have been tough, my condolences

This so wins and I am sooo jealous, and want to change accounts:

Damn I hate switching back to normal Euro time, woke up at 9am which is 3am there, all the US fish gone to sleep, tables are dead up until local 7am it's usually pretty good and then bamm, it all dies.

ITS A TARP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Poker Stars $3.00+$0.30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds + t10 - 9 players
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MP1: t1545 M = 6.44
MP2: t1685 M = 7.02
CO: t3760 M = 15.67
BTN: t8795 M = 36.65
SB: t7710 M = 32.12
BB: t1973 M = 8.22
UTG: t270 M = 1.12
UTG+1: t12057 M = 50.24
Hero (UTG+2): t8240 M = 34.33

Pre Flop: (t240) Hero is UTG+2 with A 3
UTG raises to t260 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls t260, 3 folds, BTN calls t260, 2 folds

Flop: (t1020) 2 A A (3 players - 1 is all in)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (t1020) J (3 players - 1 is all in)
Hero bets t300, BTN calls t300

River: (t1620) 9 (3 players - 1 is all in)
Hero checks, BTN bets t400, Hero calls t400

Final Pot: t2420
BTN shows 6 A (three of a kind, Aces)
UTG mucks J 4
Hero shows A 3 (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero wins t700
BTN wins t700
Hero wins t510
BTN wins t510

Me win at poker...thats unpossible...

Poker Stars $3.00+$0.30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds + t15 - 9 players
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SB: t890 M = 2.47
BB: t1480 M = 4.11
UTG: t3705 M = 10.29
UTG+1: t8840 M = 24.56
UTG+2: t8175 M = 22.71
MP1: t1668 M = 4.63
MP2: t2495 M = 6.93
CO: t11777 M = 32.71
Hero (BTN): t9005 M = 25.01

Pre Flop: (t360) Hero is BTN with A A
4 folds, MP2 calls t150, 1 fold, Hero raises to t600, 1 fold, BB calls t450, MP2 calls t450

Flop: (t2010) K 5 9 (3 players)
BB checks, MP2 bets t600, Hero calls t600, BB raises to t865 all in, MP2 folds, Hero calls t265

Turn: (t4340) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t4340) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t4340
BB shows T J (a straight, Nine to King)
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
BB wins t4340

I know its a broken record, but COULD I RUN ****** WORSE????????????/


Poker Stars $8.00+$0.80 Limit Stud Hi/Lo Tournament - t50/t100 Limit + t10 - 7 players
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Seat 2: t2184 M = 15.06
Seat 3: t1727 M = 11.91
Seat 4: t2600 M = 17.93
Hero (): t1071 M = 7.39
Seat 6: t1158 M = 7.99
Seat 7: t1492 M = 10.29
Seat 8: t1184 M = 8.17

3rd Street: (1.4 SB)
Seat 2: xx xx T____Seat 2 calls
Seat 3: xx xx 2____Seat 3 brings in for $15____Seat 3 calls
Seat 4: xx xx A____Seat 4 completes
Hero: 2 3 6___Hero calls
Seat 6: xx xx K____Seat 6 folds
Seat 7: xx xx 3____Seat 7 calls
Seat 8: xx xx A____Seat 8 calls

4th Street: (7.4 SB) (6 players)
Seat 2: xx xx T K____Seat 2 calls
Seat 3: xx xx 2 Q____Seat 3 calls
Seat 4: xx xx A J____Seat 4 bets
Hero: 2 3 6 4___Hero calls
Seat 7: xx xx 3 9____Seat 7 calls
Seat 8: xx xx A 6____Seat 8 calls

5th Street: (6.7 BB) (6 players)
Seat 2: xx xx T K K____Seat 2 bets
Seat 3: xx xx 2 Q T____Seat 3 calls
Seat 4: xx xx A J 7____Seat 4 calls
Hero: 2 3 6 4 4___Hero calls
Seat 7: xx xx 3 9 5____Seat 7 calls
Seat 8: xx xx A 6 J____Seat 8 folds

6th Street: (11.7 BB) (5 players)
Seat 2: xx xx T K K 4____Seat 2 checks____Seat 2 calls
Seat 3: xx xx 2 Q T T____Seat 3 bets
Seat 4: xx xx A J 7 6____Seat 4 calls
Hero: 2 3 6 4 4 3___Hero calls
Seat 7: xx xx 3 9 5 K____Seat 7 folds

7th Street: (15.7 BB) (4 players)
Seat 2: xx xx T K K 4 xx____Seat 2 checks____Seat 2 raises
Seat 3: xx xx 2 Q T T xx____Seat 3 checks____Seat 3 folds
Seat 4: xx xx A J 7 6 xx____Seat 4 bets____Seat 4 calls
Hero: 2 3 6 4 4 3 8___Hero calls___Hero calls

Final Pot: 21.7 BB
Seat 2 shows J 9 T K K 4 9 (HI: two pair, Kings and Nines)
Seat 4 shows 4 J A J 7 6 5 (HI: a pair of Jacks; LO: 7,6,5,4,A)
Hero shows 2 3 6 4 4 3 8 (HI: two pair, Fours and Threes; LO: 8,6,4,3,2)
Seat 2 wins 10.85 BB
Seat 4 wins 10.85 BB

DONKAMENT FORUM IS
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THAT WAY

I must've played another hand poorly...


Poker Stars $20.00+$5.00+$0.40 Limit Stud Tournament - t75/t150 Limit + t15 - 3 players
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Seat 3: t290 M = 1.84
Seat 6: t790 M = 5.02
Hero (): t120 M = 0.76

3rd Street: (0.6 SB)
Seat 3: xx xx 4____Seat 3 folds
Seat 6: xx xx 3____Seat 6 completes
Hero: J K 2___Hero brings in for $20___Hero calls

4th Street: (2.6 SB) (2 players)
Seat 6: xx xx 3 9____Seat 6 bets
Hero: J K 2 8___Hero calls all in

5th Street: (1.7 BB) (2 players - 1 is all in)
Seat 6: xx xx 3 9 Q
Hero: J K 2 8 J

6th Street: (1.7 BB) (2 players - 1 is all in)
Seat 6: xx xx 3 9 Q 6
Hero: J K 2 8 J Q

7th Street: (1.7 BB) (2 players - 1 is all in)
Seat 6: xx xx 3 9 Q 6 xx
Hero: J K 2 8 J Q A

Final Pot: 1.7 BB
Seat 6 shows T J 3 9 Q 6 Q (a pair of Queens)
Hero shows J K 2 8 J Q A (a pair of Jacks)
Seat 6 wins 1.7 BB

I think this proves forever that you are the biggest lucksack on the face of the earth

Now I know how daiq feels once every 1000 BB downswing. Cause basically I am running like a 2000 BB downswing with the hands I've shown.

lol you lose a few donkament hands and you think you know how it feels to run like that for 3 months?

Poker Stars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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Pre Flop: (1.4 SB) Hero is BB with 6 9
BTN/SB calls, Hero checks

Flop: (2 SB) 9 9 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets, Hero raises, BTN/SB 3-bets, Hero caps!, BTN/SB calls

Turn: (5 BB) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets, BTN/SB raises, Hero 3-bets, BTN/SB caps!, Hero calls

River: (13 BB) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets, Hero raises, BTN/SB 3-bets, Hero caps!, BTN/SB calls

Final Pot: 21 BB
BTN/SB mucks T T
Hero shows 6 9 (a full house, Nines full of Fours)
Hero wins 20.95 BB
(Rake: $0.50)

They play so good, I don't know what to do...


Poker Stars $10.70+$1.00 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 5 players
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BTN: t1250 41.67 BBs
SB: t735 24.50 BBs
BB: t2905 96.83 BBs
Hero (UTG): t1195 39.83 BBs
CO: t1415 47.17 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is UTG with 9 A
Hero raises to t90, 3 folds, BB calls t60

Flop: (t195) A 3 Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t150, BB calls t150

Turn: (t495) T (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (t495) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t330, BB raises to t2665 all in, Hero calls t625 all in

Final Pot: t2405
BB shows K J (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero shows 9 A (two pair, Aces and Nines)
BB wins t2405

thailand prop bet action update:

SG, DVN and I are eating in a restaurant, the music on is a woman singing covers. I bet both of them $100 that the singer is Brazilian, giving them every other county. We make some caveat that if she's Asian but lives in Brazil it's a chop, and vice versa.

We ask the waiter her name, and it's Lisa Ono. I offer to buy out for $75, they decline, pushing for $97.50 instead. Open googling, it turns out she's an Asian, born in Brazil, singing Brazilian style music, but moved to Tokyo at age 10 and now spends half of each year in Japan and half in Brazil.

Best chop eva

Hey, I played another hand...


Poker Stars $3.00+$0.30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t400/t800 Blinds + t75 - 9 players
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UTG: t21863 M = 11.66
UTG+1: t14935 M = 7.97
UTG+2: t8050 M = 4.29
MP1: t4000 M = 2.13
MP2: t11935 M = 6.37
CO: t2500 M = 1.33
BTN: t6310 M = 3.37
SB: t7327 M = 3.91
Hero (BB): t3745 M = 2.00

Pre Flop: (t1875) Hero is BB with 7 7
3 folds, MP1 raises to t3925 all in, 3 folds, SB calls t3525, Hero calls t2870 all in

Flop: (t12195) 8 8 5 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t12195) 5 (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t12195) 5 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t12195
MP1 shows 4 A (a full house, Fives full of Eights)
SB shows K Q (a full house, Fives full of Eights)
Hero shows 7 7 (a full house, Fives full of Eights)
SB wins t255
MP1 wins t255
SB wins t3895
Hero wins t3895
MP1 wins t3895

Me win??? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOL>LOLOLOLOLOLOL L



Poker Stars $10.00+$0.20 Limit Hold'em Tournament - t300/t600 Limit - 9 players
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SB: t1610 5.37 BBs
Hero (BB): t920 3.07 BBs
UTG: t2360 7.87 BBs
UTG+1: t1160 3.87 BBs
UTG+2: t8400 28 BBs
MP1: t5080 16.93 BBs
MP2: t2710 9.03 BBs
CO: t5250 17.50 BBs
BTN: t3690 12.30 BBs

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is BB with Q 8
UTG calls, 4 folds, CO calls, 1 fold, SB calls, Hero checks

Flop: (4 SB) 8 K 6 (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG bets, CO calls, SB folds, Hero calls

Turn: (3.5 BB) 6 (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, CO checks

River: (3.5 BB) 7 (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets, CO folds, Hero calls all in

Final Pot: 4.567 BB
Hero shows Q 8 (two pair, Eights and Sixes)
UTG shows 2 8 (a flush, King high)
UTG wins 4.567 BB

JFC POPE NOONE CARES ABOUT DONKAMENT HANDS HERE ESPECIALLY NOT 5/MINUTE
why don't you just paste the whole freaking tourney from start to end

Why don't you jack off your one legged uncle?

cause I'm busy telling you to stop posting boring ass donkament hhs

std Full Tilt

+1000

and again...

Poker Stars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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Pre Flop: (1.4 SB) Hero is BTN/SB with 6 T
Hero raises, BB calls

Flop: (4 SB) 5 7 8 (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls

Turn: (5 BB) 9 (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps!, BB calls

River: (13 BB) 6 (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps!, BB calls

Final Pot: 21 BB
BB mucks 9 6
Hero shows 6 T (a straight, Six to Ten)
Hero wins 20.95 BB
(Rake: $0.50)

dude is the king of spew

Lol! I would so much rather be there than intermittently procrastinating, then feeling guilty, then studying for finals.

Oh and Daiq seriously sorry for being an ass yesterday night

You should do it more often.