omg omgofgmfdgomgogmom FOMOFGM IF ONLY YOU GUYS COULD HAVE EXPERIENCED WHAT I JUST DID.

This has LITERALLY been the most insane session I have ever experiecned in my life, I cant explain how amazing/crazy this was. The high im feeling right now is closed to ecstacy.

Summary:

1) Getting an unbelievable amount of good cards preflop and postflop, losing with tons of them.. Losing money, running about 40/30 at every table playing somewhat tight. over about 300 hands im down 500$.Once I lost 4 giant pots SIMULTANIOUSLY.. Which led me on insta tilt, right afterwards capping AKo UI HU on the flop, which ended up holding up vs a 21 out draw which was hammering back at me.

2) I was happy though because a super maniac running 100/100 was on another table, ran up to 800 on the table, then within 3 hands back to 400.

3) ALL OF A SUDDEN AN INSANE RUSH OF CARDS VS MANIAC I WON >1100$ IN UNDER 25 HANDS.

I swear to god I could post an entire thread about this SHORT session, there are so many crazy hands. Im seriously leaving out like 20 to focus on the maniac.

So I wont clog up thread Im just going to post the big pots of that 25 hands stretch.
THESE HANDS WERE ALL IN 10 MINUTES OF EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TABLE


PokerStars $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is MP with Q, Q
UTG folds, Hero raises, CO folds, Button 3-bets, SB caps!, BB calls, Hero calls, Button calls.

Flop: (16.00 SB) 8, 2, 4 (4 players)
SB bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, Button caps!, SB calls, BB calls $5 (all in), Hero calls.

Turn: (15.50 BB) 7 (4 players)
SB bets, Hero calls, Button calls.

River: (18.50 BB) J (4 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, Button folds, SB 3-bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 24.50 BB

Results:
SB shows Qd, Ah (high card Ace).
BB mucks As, Kc.
Hero shows Qs, Qc (a pair of Queens).
Outcome: Hero wins 12.85 BB.
($233.00 Rake)


PokerStars $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Preflop: Hero is BB with T, A
UTG folds, MP folds, CO raises, Button folds, SB 3-bets, Hero calls, CO caps!, SB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (12.00 SB) T, A, 8 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, CO raises, SB 3-bets, Hero caps!, CO calls, SB calls.

Turn: (12.00 BB) 7 (3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, CO 3-bets, SB calls, Hero caps!, CO calls, SB calls.

River: (24.00 BB) 3 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, CO raises, SB is all-in (disconnected), Hero 3-bets, CO caps!, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 32.00 BB

Results:
CO shows Td, 7s (two pair, Tens and Sevens).
SB mucks Jc, Ah.
Hero shows Tc, Ad (two pair, Aces and Tens).
Outcome: Hero wins 23.85 BB.
($163.00 Rake)


PokerStars $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Preflop: Hero is SB with K, A
UTG raises, MP 3-bets, CO folds, Button folds, Hero caps!, BB folds, UTG calls, MP calls.

Flop: (13.00 SB) J, 4, K (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG raises, MP 3-bets, Hero caps!, UTG calls, MP calls.

Turn: (12.50 BB) 2 (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG folds, MP calls.

River: (14.50 BB) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets, Hero raises, MP calls.

Final Pot: 18.50 BB

Results:
MP mucks Td, Jh.
Hero shows Ks, As (a pair of Kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 18.35 BB.
($3.00 Rake)

PokerStars $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, A
UTG folds, MP folds, CO raises, Button 3-bets, SB folds, Hero caps!, CO calls, Button calls.

Flop: (12.50 SB) 3, 9, A (3 players)
Hero bets, CO raises, Button calls, Hero 3-bets, CO caps!, Button folds, Hero calls.

Turn: (11.25 BB) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, CO caps!, Hero calls.

River: (19.25 BB) T (2 players)
Hero bets, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, CO caps!, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 27.25 BB

Results:
CO shows 3s, 9s (two pair, Nines and Threes).
Hero shows Ad, As (three of a kind, Aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 27.10 BB.
($3.00 Rake)

I EVEN LOST ONE!!!

PokerStars $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q, K
UTG folds, MP folds, Hero raises, Button 3-bets, SB folds, BB caps!, Hero calls, Button calls.

Flop: (12.50 SB) T, J, A (3 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, Button 3-bets, BB caps!, Hero calls, Button calls.

Turn: (12.25 BB) 2 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, Button calls, BB calls.

River: (15.25 BB) A (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, Button bets, BB folds, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 17.25 BB

Results:
Hero mucks Qd, Kh.
Button shows Ad, Jd (a full house, Aces full of Jacks).
Outcome: Button wins 17.10 BB.
($3.00 Rake)


His final hand before busto:

PokerStars $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, 9
UTG folds, CO folds, Button raises, SB 3-bets, Hero caps!, Button calls, SB calls.

Flop: (12.00 SB) 9, 3, 5 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, Button raises to $18.50 (all in), SB 3-bets, Hero caps!, SB caps!, Hero calls.

Turn: (10.92 BB) 3 (3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls.

River: (14.92 BB) 6 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB folds.

Final Pot: 15.92 BB

Results:
Button mucks 5s, 7h.
Hero shows 9c, 9d (a full house, Nines full of Threes).
Outcome: Hero wins 8.67 BB.
($145.00 Rake)

Nice run Heis. OMG you pay a lot in rake!

Nice work, Heis!

ummmm...my life?

Forum tilt is for ******s

If people's post pisses you off you got personal issues beyound forum tilt and basically you need to kill your self or go see a shrink. Not so ****ing difficult to ****ing realize if your ****ing IQ is above ****ing 2, But I if its 1.5 its a ****ing mystery. (Did you get that one Steven?)

Cuz If Miles ddnt kill me I'd kill him. Killing people is dumb

current SD stats at 1 of my tables after 90+ hands: 29/10 WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

speaking of miles. check out the posts he made in this thread:

http://forums.twoplustwo.com/showpos...5&postcount=25

also this quote from Victor a few posts down: pbob lives in a poker world where his opponents always know what he has and always play perfectly. i used to live there too. it totally sucks.

wow finally won another hand @ SD, however it's dropped to 9 now lol

Is this normal?

<3 Miles

Oh yeah

You ****ing ******s probably explain this with: "he had the RIGHT to carry arms", "guns dont kill people, people kill people"

****ing moron excuses for independent ****ing intelligence. No ****ing wonder the world is such a ****ing mess with the ****ing generic idiotmonkii piz of ****e you guys voted for president.

Not ****ing once. But TWICE! WTF? So when you ****ed the fat bit bitch in high school did you do her once or twice? The rest of the world did her ****ing once cuz the rest of the world have a ****ing IQ above 2. You ****ing morons did her twice? Whats your ****ing excuse? "Oh but I dont vote" WINNAR!

This is ****ing forum tilt you ****ing dickheads.

They should reopen the ****ing KZ camps just for your sorry ass excuses for some word I can think of. My god u suck!

lol 4-star forum tilt

standard

PS Oink: pls go make drunken ranting mid-high video. or at least get your gf to do a your a favor so you can relax. k thx.

that's the thread that tilted me and prompted me to take a nap at 3pm today, then proceeded to play poker and watch people give me money

Absolute Poker $5.00/$10.00 Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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Pre Flop: Hero is BB with 3 K
BTN/SB calls, Hero raises, BTN/SB calls

Flop: (2 BB) 9 8 4 (2 players)
Hero bets, BTN/SB calls

Turn: (3 BB) K (2 players)
Hero bets, BTN/SB calls

River: (5 BB) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets, BTN/SB raises, Hero calls

Final Pot: 9 BB
Hero shows 3c Kd (One pair, kings)
BTN/SB shows 3d Tc (king high)
Hero wins 8.95 BB
(Rake: $0.50)

Absolute Poker $5.00/$10.00 Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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Pre Flop: Hero is BTN/SB with T 7
Hero raises, BB calls

Flop: (2 BB) 6 T 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB caps!, Hero calls

Turn: (6 BB) 7 (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB calls

River: (10 BB) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls

Final Pot: 12 BB
Hero shows Tc 7h (Two Pair, tens and sevens)
BB mucks Qs 9h
Hero wins 11.95 BB
(Rake: $0.50)

also oink go play 100/200 and run bad

Thats 5 ****ing stars for you, you ****ing piz of ****

Cant count either? I will count for you then ****face.

5 is the big blind you have been paying the last ****ing 5 years of ****ing 500k hands because you havent been able to ****ing move up stakes because... dandandadaaaa: YOU SUCK AT POKER BUT YOU ****ING REFUSE TO REALIZE IT MR EXPERT FOLD

Oh yeah. Go get a ****ing haircut. This isnt 1975 and you arent the lead ****ing singer of Led ****ing Zeppelin. The ships flown for ya baby and its time to start look like a ****ing man! Oh, and no, you dont own me! Sitting on your left was a ****ing pleasure you ****ing (P)ABC TAG.

There is a subtle diff between you and me... I dont "run bad"

oink don't make me tell sssh what i know about the pt screenshots you've posted.

shoot

my Brother, who lives in denmark and goes to dtu, knows oink's very good friend and Poker buddy.

heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

mvoss doesnt equal oinky boinky

Mike went to dtu. I went to a real university

Oh, and how do you not realize i dont care?

Luckily your raise for info guys plays party as well


Party Poker $15.00/$30.00 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Pre Flop: Hero is BB with 9 5
4 folds, SB raises, Hero calls

Flop: (2 BB) A 7 6 (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero calls

Turn: (5 BB) Q (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB folds

Ever run like dog ass for a few hours & feel good about only losing like 20 bets? I don't feel that anymore cause it's been happening for 6 ****ing months.

lol...best line of the year