yeah when I run 30/45 and lose I'm ok with it cause I see that I can't win a hand. but when I run 40/51 and lose 10+BB/100, I really don't know wtf is going on

god i'd love to do that

he should clean his laptop screen

I've played against you. You're better than anyone else I've played against at 1/2. In fact, I hated your ******* guts the whole time we were playing because you kept doing that raise when I am behind fold when I am ahead thing, you ****. Pull your head out of your ass and get back in the game.

Sheesh. I'm not sucking your e-peen again.

I've always wanted to do that live in a small stakes game where you pretty much play perfectly. Show every fold that none of them would make. Open fold when they make obvious acts with the nuts and such.

tell me more about this and what it means.

every casino has a players card

at the poker table you hand the dealer your card and they sign you in and start logging time at the tables

For harrah's properties (Caesars, Osheas, Harrahs, etc.) you get $1 in comp value per hour played, to be used at any restaurant on their property.

The only exception is for Imperial Palace, you get $2 in value per hour.

I'm not sure what the comp rate is worth at the MGM Grand properties (or other casinos) for poker. Bottom line is that it should be the first thing you do when you play

they need to hire some attractive cocktail waitresses. they must give then lifetime contracts

This would suck for the next generation

these happened within 4 hands of each other. What does everyone think of my cap in the 55 hand?

Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker $30/$60 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is SB with 9 T
4 folds, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls

Flop: (6 SB) 7 8 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps!, BB calls

Turn: (7 BB) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets, BB calls

River: (9 BB) J (2 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls

Final Pot: 13 BB
BB shows K Q (a flush, Queen high)
Hero mucks 9 T
BB wins 12.95 BB
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $30/$60 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is MP with 5 5
UTG calls, Hero raises, 3 folds, BB calls, UTG calls

Flop: (6.5 SB) 9 5 K (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets, BB calls, UTG raises, Hero 3-bets, BB folds, UTG calls

Turn: (6.75 BB) T (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, UTG raises, Hero calls

River: (10.75 BB) T (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps!, UTG calls

Final Pot: 18.75 BB
UTG shows K T (a full house, Tens full of Kings)
Hero shows 5 5 (a full house, Fives full of Tens)
UTG wins 18.7 BB
(Rake: $3.00)

EXTREMLY read dependent.

Against a good hand reader, it's balls. Against a spewy average player its an easy cap.

Overall id say its a call.

If Villain is pretty bad and I can put him squarely on a flush /QJ, I'd cap. If Villain can hand read at all I wouldn't.

You speak wisely. Though if you treated them like you treated other professional women we met, you'd probably never get a drink either.

Fact: No one shoos strippers with more success and vigor than does young Yourface.

lol I have a feeling that I'm never going to hear the end of that

not if i have any say

I have two announcements:

1. Tonight I owned some strippers at pole-dancing.

2. A few weeks back I made a video for a friend of mine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcYoPbKmWyc

3. I'm drunk

damn, yourface beats me to the Mirage cocktail waitresses comment. Sethy is right though, the Mirage is definitely one of the better rooms for LHE in Vegas.


I can't commit to any specific dates for Commerce just yet, my moving plans got messed up and I now have no idea when my cross-country drive is gonna be. Considering how few actual commitments I have, though...I can generally be there whenever.

it sure is a nice brag living in thailand as a poker pro but it's very pathetic bragging about it in this style

Haha, great vid. I'm just so ****ing jalous of you Thailand-guys. It looks like paradise.

You sound like a fun person to hang out with

ahahah. **** you all. I have a working keyboard again

Also. Who ever invented snow should be killed with fire

well I'm fun for some and unbearable for others (mainly for those who can't stand when I'm being honest)

+1

Yeah if I didnt find asian bitches ugly, id definitly consider moving there

im so moving there