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03-11-2013 , 10:47 PM
borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrringgggggggggggggggggggggggggg
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03-11-2013 , 10:47 PM
i'm glad this swagger-adr feud is back to cricket chirping levels where it belongs

update: even a boring chant breaking out for a wrestlemania world title feud, woo
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03-11-2013 , 10:47 PM
"we the people" easily the worst catchphrase ever
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03-11-2013 , 10:48 PM
ok, what did i miss that was the WOAT segment?
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03-11-2013 , 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by blastoff
i'm glad this swagger-adr feud is back to cricket chirping levels where it belongs

update: even a boring chant breaking out for a wrestlemania world title feud, woo
good, the worse the response, the more likely DZ cashes in at WM
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03-11-2013 , 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen
"we the people" easily the worst catchphrase ever
Patriot Act is worse. Two things that dont deserve promotion, that bill and Jack Swagger, or his ankle lock
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03-11-2013 , 10:49 PM
Even if they didn't plan for Dolph to cash in and win the title at WrestleMania, I think crowds nationwide are forcing Vince's hand now. It's just awkward to have their world title scene getting truly zero reaction.
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03-11-2013 , 10:50 PM
Personally I still like Swagger but this repackaging is just turning out to be a total flop. Gonna have to go back to the drawing board.
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03-11-2013 , 10:51 PM
and here i thought catwoman was the low point of halle berry's career
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03-11-2013 , 10:52 PM
ok kane cameo got a chuckle out of me
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03-11-2013 , 10:53 PM
Remember when Halle Berry won an Oscar
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03-11-2013 , 10:53 PM
Yeah I lol'ed when it was Kane on the other end.
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03-11-2013 , 10:56 PM
So 5 mins remain for a DQ Match. Punk runs away through stands or Taker interferes.
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03-11-2013 , 10:59 PM
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Why would Cole need to pre-order tickets to go see Gi Joe?
choked on my coke reading this
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03-11-2013 , 11:00 PM
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Dead Man Down made $5.35 mill this weekend.

Identity Thief has been out for a couple weeks and it still made $6.33 mill this weekend.

Brad Maddox needs to get future endeavored. He's HORRIBLE.
Dead Man Down made $2,443 per screen this weekend...turribad for a wide release on opening weekend.

Maddox is horrible. Just horrible.
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03-11-2013 , 11:02 PM
Despite the inevitability of Punk defiling that urn in some way (and the earlier interruption of Taker's tribute), I think the way they've dedicated so much of tonight's show to the memory of Paul Bearer is actually really classy. It would have been easy for them to underplay it given that so much of today's audience are probably too young to remember him.
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03-11-2013 , 11:04 PM
lol @ the cm punk chants being that audible
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03-11-2013 , 11:05 PM
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lol @ the cm punk chants being that audible
theyve tried pumping in boos and its still not working. The fans (older than 13) are trying to speak
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03-11-2013 , 11:14 PM
"that is NOT his property!"

thanks king
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03-11-2013 , 11:15 PM
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"that is NOT his property!"

thanks king
Where was this when Sheamus stole ADRs car?


good ole wwe
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03-11-2013 , 11:31 PM
Smart money has UT resurrecting Paul Bearer at WM.

Last edited by thebigeasy59; 03-11-2013 at 11:34 PM. Reason: This half of the post is too awesome to not be on it's own.
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03-11-2013 , 11:49 PM
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no way of knowing since nobody has ever seen them
This was written elsewhere on the internet, and may have been pasted in to threadzilla at one point or another, but I've seen 12 Rounds. It was quite certainly purchased by someone who is not myself, on BluRay, for less than $2. I had lost a bet to my roommate, and my watching this movie was contingent on said bet. He watched it willingly.

Forgive any formatting errors, as this was posted on a phpBB forum. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. Square brackets reflect changes made by the present author post-paste.

[TBE59] goes to the movies- 12 Rounds w/ John Cena

9/100

The amount of fail in this movie likely cannot be put in to text, but I will try, as I give a brief synopsis of the first 15 minutes, via pasting the end of the AIM chatroom tonight.

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TBE (4:24:54 AM): john cena is currently chasing a speeding car on foot
Charles (4:24:58 AM): lol
TBE (4:25:00 AM): and has caught it twice already
Charles (4:25:02 AM): LOL
Ryan (4:25:07 AM): wtf?
TBE (4:25:14 AM): 3 [as in 'he just caught it for a 3rd time']
Charles (4:25:21 AM): im actually laughing out loud right now
TBE (4:25:29 AM): same
Now I know this sounds far fetched, and maybe unrealistic, but we all know wrestling is fake, so **** it. What is actually happening in that scene (seemingly) is that the bad guys are trying to make a getaway. If it weren't for Cena's "flash"-like speed at the start of the movie, the rest of it doesn't happen, so I will
Spoiler:
absolutely not
give the writers some credit on working hard to make a plausible start.

And boy howdy, did they ever work hard to make this plausible: Bad guy steals something. Girl comes from out of nowhere. Girl drives, Guy gets in the trunk, just in case. Girl gets pulled over for no apparent reason- call it a hunch. Random cop hits on girl. Partner John Cena asks her to open the trunk. Guy in trunk opens it and starts shooting. John Cena displays incredible cardio.

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TBE (4:26:13 AM): a dog just ate his gun
Ryan (4:26:19 AM): ffs
TBE (4:26:22 AM): and he's still chasing the car on foot
TBE (4:26:27 AM): 4 times
TBE (4:26:29 AM): omg
TBE (4:27:02 AM): he's been doing this chasing the car scene for 5 minutes, he's not out of breath
Ryan (4:27:13 AM): he's in good shape
TBE (4:27:15 AM): he's passed the car
TBE (4:27:20 AM): picked up a boat
TBE (4:27:25 AM): threw it at the car
TBE (4:27:31 AM): stopped them
TBE (4:27:32 AM): !
Ryan (4:27:54 AM): ok, this is tarded
Ryan (4:27:55 AM): i'm out
Charles (4:34:33 AM): night [TBE]

The only possible way for a high-speed, man vs. machine chase is if the streets of New Orleans are laid out in some weird zigzag manner, whereas Cena can jump walls n' stuff. MSPaints obv:



I should note that the boat (top right corner) is still attached to a truck, which Cena unhooks, and then whips at the car.

Everything that happened during this movie was so convenient. For example, His wife is a doctor. She gets taken hostage, and the kidnapper brings her to the top of the hospital where there is a helicopter awaiting them. "Fly us out of here" he says. SO SHE JUST FLIES THE CHOPPER AWAY. Cena obv jumps from the building to the helicopter and then I rip my eyes out with a fork.
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03-12-2013 , 12:07 AM
was cena even on raw tonight?
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03-12-2013 , 12:17 AM
Just watching Raw now. The tribute to Bearer was awesome, and Punk proved again that's he's seriously one of the GOAT.
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03-12-2013 , 05:14 AM
i haven't watched a full episode in about 3 weeks but im surprised this thread has gone from "swag adr is the best thing going"/"most interesting feud in wwe" to getting slated in a short space of time.

Cant say i am surprised though
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