Esko quote of the day- we're talkin about the perky match this am and convo switched to his excellent bankroll management skills..I go, "ur the only guy I know who'd be broke by tue if you won the main event on sunday"
Esko: "insta broke, I'd take that sht to ivey heads up and you know I would. Be back to grinding 25/50 the day after"

Esko is coming!!!! Game started 100/200 100K stacks. Even-ish

do you guys have a dealer or are you two taking turns?

hilarious, i never laugh so much... A+

good thing youve recorded these gems for posterity, otherwise such wit would go unremembered by poker history

im doing all the dealing, from the bottom of course, how else do you think im winning?

we have 2 dealers rotating.

fun hand thus far.

I 4 bet 93o fr btn. Perky has been respecting my 4 bets, but never folds to a 3 bet, ever. He quick calls the 5k more (6700 total). Eff stacks ~200k

Flop Q84r Perky c/r my 6k bet to14k, I pause for 5 seconds and call. Turn 4 he bets like 20k i min raise to 40k. He tanks and calls. river he checks, I fire 70k he tanks for 3 mins? and folds, i show him my hand. Within 4 seconds he's outside having a smoke, pacing back n fourth telling someone on the phone in a frantic voice " how bad this guy is, and he's so lucky, just always happens to bluff when i dont have a hand". After 8 mins of steam release He returns and raises the btn i call 89s and flop the joint, i then check/r fire fire and he calls down KT w a 76T 3 3 board. I announce "I missed" he happily flips his hand, i say" ya u were due to win a pot, nh." He starts scooping chips, I throw my hand down and SCREAM, "we never said I cant slow roll. Ship me all of that sht". bout 100k pot.
He goes outside for another smoke, after 15mins i go lookin for him, he's gone? I call him and he answers phone, "I left, be back in an hour, ur puting me on raging suicide watch. DONT CALL, DONT TEXT, ILL be back soon"
LOL

So im just sittin here pickin my nose while he cools off

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

oh wow

+1

So is this dude just traveling around with a mil in cash in a backpack? Or is this on credit.

Awesome stories btw

If you scalp this drooler for 200k, and make it back to LA with it, then that gay ass prop bet of yours may have some credibility after all. It would be hard for anyone, let alone Mr. Paris Hilton himself, to not want to pop bottles after coming back to LA w/ the kind of scrill you're reffering to on these posts. If you REALLY slow-rolled this guy for a 100k pot then you are the man.

yo tell dave jay said what's up and to take your ass to school

sick

No, I'm not and never said I was. GLGL I retire from live.

f u esko

one pac is full of ****, i wouldnt take one word he says as truth, if he is trying to sellf action or get you to play in games with him i would be very catious.

this thread made my day, keep the gems coming please

pix of all of this plz, cuz pix or it didnt happen ldo

LOL
1) i didnt offer a penny of action or solicit a dime. I offered esko a 1/2 of ONE percent swap for fun/sweat.
2) play in a game w me? Esko is the only person, and was freezeouts and yes, you caught us, me and perky who I had to convince to let esko play cause perky was bitching, are putting together a scam to burn esko of all ppl. If esko lost, the gig would be up!
3) why dont you call perky before posting such wild acusations
4) you got a prob w me cause Corporation Mike wanted a 500k bet if he could beat 1/2 and then pulled out.

Id love to hear any foundations, evidence, etc for the sht you come up with. If not please get off my nuts

oh and mol was gonna host the game till perky decided to pull random haptons trip. would you like to play sir, eddie or mol can host if you would like to put somethin together.

Dude i dont go out tellin everyone u drop zillions to get trash $4 strippers that look like they walked out of a modesto meth lab to hang out with you. Why you always hating on me?

wtf, u said u were, perky blocked, i worked him for like 3 hours, then this am u say fine after license resolve, now NO? Ari beat you up today?

your boy viffer is a special one

I told you it was fine that he didn't want to play, and not one time after perky told me he didn't want to did I care. Nah I won heads up recently but just lost ~80 in a game that i told myself if i lost at, im obv a dog live. So **** live.

What is this thread even about?

What is your question exactly?

Shenanigans!

I love onepac's imagination. Where does he get this kind of inspiration from? The precision too, $4. Nh.

Texas