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08-11-2009 , 03:31 AM
thread started off w/ promise, couple cool parts...now its terrible
08-11-2009 , 03:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Jayrock1050
it's been verified.... A friend saw him eating with some hot chick and he was telling him how this online ****** flew in and beat him for a lot
saw nyu dave tonight, onepac speaks the truth...onepac, just out of curiosity have we played before, or do you only play on the west coast?
dlpnyc21
08-11-2009 , 05:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Bikini Wax
To say both of you represent the upper echelon of highstakes poker players is such an insult to a lot of peoples intelligence. The ****ing downie with the broken spellcheck vs I check my tptk cuz there's just a PSB left... battle of the titans. Not to mention you both bring up the most ****ing ******ed propbet ideas I've ever heard and get leveled non stop.

Excluding the fact that this story is probably 70-100% ****ing bull****, you really come off as a classless child mentioning his drug habit and taking Rick's money on an internet forum just to validate yourself to another ******.
+1000000
08-11-2009 , 06:05 AM
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Originally Posted by OGKUSH88
Letmelive:I like how your busto beg-for-stakes thread trolling ass always finds a way come off as a know it all my **** don't stink kind of douche, affirming this and confirming that, when you obviously have no ****ing clue whatsoever, let alone the context of what you quoted.

this time you're right though
This is ****** golden.
08-11-2009 , 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted by riverboatking
a reporter asked jack why even as an uber famous actor he needed to pay women to have sex with him, to which he replied:

"i don't pay women to **** me i pay them to leave after".

balla.
This is possibly my new favourite quote. WP.
08-11-2009 , 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Bikini Wax
To say both of you represent the upper echelon of highstakes poker players is such an insult to a lot of peoples intelligence. The ****ing downie with the broken spellcheck vs I check my tptk cuz there's just a PSB left... battle of the titans. Not to mention you both bring up the most ****ing ******ed propbet ideas I've ever heard and get leveled non stop.

Excluding the fact that this story is probably 70-100% ****ing bull****, you really come off as a classless child mentioning his drug habit and taking Rick's money on an internet forum just to validate yourself to another ******.
Wow.. That was fantastic and you're from Montreal. Let's be friends please!
08-11-2009 , 07:48 AM
I'm at commerce almost all day every day. If you get perky back to LA I'm here and ready to play HU any game he wants for just about any stakes
08-11-2009 , 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Boosted J
I'm at commerce almost all day every day. If you get perky back to LA I'm here and ready to play HU any game he wants for just about any stakes
Yo OnePac,

I notice a lot of people want to play Shmerky when he comes to LA, obv., but if any of these people get a chance, and you leave J and I out/ Pat/Jeff, that wouldnt be rt. We all got cash to play him. Hopefully we get first dibs, me and JDk will give you 20% freeroll. Sounds like Tyler all over again...btw you shoulda mentioned him instead of Rick, I know nobody knows him, but there are mad witnesses, and it was more recent, although for half as much as you got Rick for. Also sound like this time villain has loot and you don't have to go through what we went through to get all that $$$ from Tyler, holding onto his benzo until he paid in full, then later with his little pistol and all the drama. Congrats. Take your winnings and put it on Juan Diaz vs. Paulie Malingani....Diaz is -500 but it doesn't matter, its a s deadbolt.
08-11-2009 , 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by onepac
"Dont have just one" that was a good read

I couldnt come up w 500k of my own money to bet mike, so that makes me a loser, LOL. Someone please contact mike but the bet, like a dude worth many millions who is a staple in the gaming business is gonna be in on some 500k hustle

so how much did you plan on putting up of your own money?

You have already proven that you are either the biggest idiot in world or
.......

there are 2 ways to a mans wallet threw his greed and threw his dick,

onepac seems pretty smart in some ways so if he did have perky playing hu all to him self and wasnt up to some thing why would he tell the whole world.

some times the fish is used as bait!!!!


ill play you hu for that 200k you just won, perky has my number call me.
08-11-2009 , 11:31 AM
If you guys are gonna HU for rolls something, I suggest an American Gladiators style competion.
08-11-2009 , 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by viffer
there are 2 ways to a mans wallet threw his greed and threw his dick,
inspiring
08-11-2009 , 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Boosted J
I'm at commerce almost all day every day. If you get perky back to LA I'm here and ready to play HU any game he wants for just about any stakes
LOL
Thx for the offer, was nervous i wasnt gonna be able to get top 20 fish of all time some action if he came out.

Funny storry,

Perky, Jamie Gold, Nick and I start a game one night (private game). I send out a mass text "50-100 perky, jamie, seats will fill up quick". 15 mins later I go outside for a minute, and i swear to god no exxageration people are LITERALLY parking and RUNNING up to the game to get a seat.
08-11-2009 , 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by dlpnyc21
saw nyu dave tonight, onepac speaks the truth...onepac, just out of curiosity have we played before, or do you only play on the west coast?
dlpnyc21
who are you? I only play west coast, but ill prol be playn out from time to time now.
08-11-2009 , 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by viffer
so how much did you plan on putting up of your own money?.
We already had a thread dedicated to this that answered all ur questions. Look it up.

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Originally Posted by viffer
there are 2 ways to a mans wallet threw his greed and threw his dick,.
LOL ok, ur implying...........

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Originally Posted by viffer
onepac seems pretty smart in some ways so if he did have perky playing hu all to him self and wasnt up to some thing why would he tell the whole world.

some times the fish is used as bait!!!!.
Perky sent out texts, calls, etc announcing he has tons of money again and is playing anyone, Im not letting the cat out. and ive already stated SEVERAL TIMES captain fcng brilliant, Perky and I have a bet on this thread, thus telling the whole world

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Originally Posted by viffer
ill play you hu for that 200k you just won, perky has my number call me.

I clearly said no, then i clearly offered to fight you for 200k. You arent so quick are you?

ANd anyone has a prob w this thread/viff and I arguing, GTFO. Viffers making wild accusations, that are going to upset anyone
08-11-2009 , 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by riverboatking
ok first of all it was ****ing jack not charlie sheen, charlie sheen hasn't said anything cool ever.

2nd of all jesse, i wasn't implying anything about prostitution i was just relaying an awesome story for people to enjoy.
It actually was Charlie Sheen, not Jack.
08-11-2009 , 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by PickyTooth
Wow.. That was fantastic and you're from Montreal. Let's be friends please!
I think we played 25-50/100 at the bellagio this summer?
08-11-2009 , 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by riverboatking
ok first of all it was ****ing jack not charlie sheen, charlie sheen hasn't said anything cool ever.

2nd of all jesse, i wasn't implying anything about prostitution i was just relaying an awesome story for people to enjoy.
Yeah, U and all, RBK, but several sources attribute the quote to Sheen, yet I found no non-thread comment attributions to Nicholson, ( and there were dozens of thread comment Sheen hits, too.

FWIW, I also remember it being Sheen back in the day, and my day goes back further than yours.
08-11-2009 , 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Daliman
Yeah, U and all, RBK, but several sources attribute the quote to Sheen, yet I found no non-thread comment attributions to Nicholson, ( and there were dozens of thread comment Sheen hits, too.

FWIW, I also remember it being Sheen back in the day, and my day goes back further than yours.
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i heard from someone i considered reliable it was jack and i never did any research, but that kills the whole story for me, cuz if it was jack its an awesome quote, charlie sheen is just creepy and weird.

08-11-2009 , 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by onepac
LOL
Thx for the offer, was nervous i wasnt gonna be able to get top 20 fish of all time some action if he came out.

Funny storry,

Perky, Jamie Gold, Nick and I start a game one night (private game). I send out a mass text "50-100 perky, jamie, seats will fill up quick". 15 mins later I go outside for a minute, and i swear to god no exxageration people are LITERALLY parking and RUNNING up to the game to get a seat.
why the **** would you tell anyone about that game?
and why the **** did i not get a text about that game?
08-11-2009 , 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by riverboatking
why the **** would you tell anyone about that game?
and why the **** did i not get a text about that game?
Was last summer rt after wsop, u were there, was the weekend w griffin and the armos and the jamie 72 hour session etc. Perky randomly comes into town so nick goes "jesse, can u text redler and oddie and some guys" 20 mins later commerce emptied and the tank was flooded.
PFFFFT like I wanted anyone there, I get jamie+perky+a nit all to myself, frickin dream situation
08-11-2009 , 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by onepac
LOL
Thx for the offer, was nervous i wasnt gonna be able to get top 20 fish of all time some action if he came out.

Funny storry,

Perky, Jamie Gold, Nick and I start a game one night (private game). I send out a mass text "50-100 perky, jamie, seats will fill up quick". 15 mins later I go outside for a minute, and i swear to god no exxageration people are LITERALLY parking and RUNNING up to the game to get a seat.

and this is where the scam begins, like i said in my first post dont invest or play in any game he invites you too, if it sounds to good to be true it probally is,

but your greed will make you wanna find out for your self.
08-11-2009 , 07:52 PM
viffer y the hate!!! sick playing on HSP except the AQ hand against that nit-tard helmuth
08-11-2009 , 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by onepac
who are you? I only play west coast, but ill prol be playn out from time to time now.
law school dave (good friends with nyu dave)...i don't play on the west coast but figured you might have played in some bigger games here...
dlpnyc21
08-11-2009 , 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by viffer
and this is where the scam begins, like i said in my first post dont invest or play in any game he invites you too, if it sounds to good to be true it probally is,

but your greed will make you wanna find out for your self.
Jesus you're mental. It was a joke, meaning if perky wanted action, he could walk into commerce and any sane person would die to play him, or he could call any pri game host and have a game put together in under 30 mins. I'm not putting together any Perky games.

And what's the hook u fcn moron? Perky is pullin a scam w me for 50K when he gets 9 bazzillion dollars every quarter. Not to mention, I'm tryn to get him to play me at commerce. Why don't u call mol as well, or eddie, or better yet PERKY himself, get ur facts straight then accuse people.

Viffer, ur an idiot.Get off the drugs,Get off my nuts. Don't u have a 70 hour session awaiting u for some high six figure loss?

I'm sure ur feelings are hurt cause we had to bail on u at noir, and I wouldn't let u hang w us at rhino, but u were an embarrassment and turning the girls off. Must be weird for u not to have a poker player jock u, but there is next to nothing to respect/admire about you. Ur a high level scumbag and I'd insta suicide if my daughter came home w a guy like you one day. Now *** off please.
08-11-2009 , 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by viffer
and this is where the scam begins, like i said in my first post dont invest or play in any game he invites you too, if it sounds to good to be true it probally is,

but your greed will make you wanna find out for your self.
Please name one person I've scammed 1 dollar from......how bout we prop bet the 200K there. Put ur money up smart guy. Insta 200K escrow u have 48 hours to provide any degree of proof I've ever stolen 1 dollar from anyone in my life. Seriously, stop draggn me thru the mud, cuase u been up doin blow for 6 days and ur in some far off delusion

      
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