i like giving up on river imo

The K is a huge card and 9 is pretty big too. But no more strategy in the **** thread.

lol.

i time down on river trying to decide if its too thin to raise...

Full Tilt Poker Game #7350603580: Table Run (deep hu) - $25/$50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 0:04:35 ET - 2008/07/24
Seat 1: riverboatking ($15,846.50)
Seat 2: stevesbets ($9,148.50)
riverboatking posts the small blind of $25
stevesbets posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to riverboatking [Td Th Kd 9d]
riverboatking raises to $100
stevesbets has 15 seconds left to act
stevesbets raises to $300
riverboatking calls $200
*** FLOP *** [Qc Kh 2c]
stevesbets bets $600
riverboatking calls $600
*** TURN *** [Qc Kh 2c] [5d]
stevesbets checks
riverboatking checks
*** RIVER *** [Qc Kh 2c 5d] [Jd]
stevesbets bets $1,800
riverboatking has 15 seconds left to act
riverboatking has requested TIME
riverboatking raises to $5,100
stevesbets: dude
stevesbets: u relaly need to fake think like that
stevesbets has 15 seconds left to act
stevesbets: screw you
stevesbets: im done
stevesbets folds
Uncalled bet of $3,300 returned to riverboatking
stevesbets is sitting out
riverboatking mucks
riverboatking wins the pot ($5,399.50)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5,400 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qc Kh 2c 5d Jd]
Seat 1: riverboatking (small blind) collected ($5,399.50), mucked
Seat 2: stevesbets (big blind) folded on the River

stevesbets: dude
stevesbets: u relaly need to fake think like that
stevesbets: screw you
stevesbets: im done
riverboatking: um ok?
stevesbets: u have the nuts
stevesbets: and u pretened to think for 15 seconds
stevesbets: ura piece of crap
riverboatking: lol

he then leaves and comes back like a minute later:

stevesbets: i hate peopel that do that soo much
riverboatking: i had 9T
stevesbets: sure
stevesbets: its jsut pathetic
riverboatking: trying to decide if it was too thin
riverboatking: i dont really care to be honest
riverboatking: if you believe me or not
stevesbets: now you're lying abotu it
stevesbets: total utter piece of crap
riverboatking: ok
stevesbets: do u really think
stevesbets: that pretending to think
stevesbets: will be mroe likely to get u a call
stevesbets: i mean
stevesbets: jeuss
stevesbets: ura moron on top of being scum
riverboatking: yup thats exactly what i was hoping
riverboatking: yes
riverboatking: im the worst
riverboatking: always a pleasure
System: The $2,000 Guarantee ($24+$2 Stud Hi) will be
starting in 5 minutes.

steve if you lurk 2p2 i wasn't slowrolling you buddy so please don't quit me forever.

even if u had the nuts theres nothing wrong with that, its just balancing ur bet times for when ur super strong/weak and gotta think about it.....

How is pretending to think before raising worthy of being called a scum.

im on a 45 buyin downswing!

32 buy-ins under expectation!

I LOVE THIS GAME

do any of you live in Iowa? :-(

If I am really really really drunk and I buy in for my account balance at 200/400nl would you prefer that A) I not give you action or B) I give you 2 hands of action....what is the consensus here?

jonas, im just impressed he didnt accuse you of cheating. he is finally maturing.

I choose B

Does anyone know who luckexpress10 is?

not sure, but neverA was playing him at ftp 100200, so he must either suck or be a new name.

pretty sure he was a nosebleed player on prima and some other sites. hes played periodically on ftp for awhile. i saw u playing him yesterday at 1-2

Now, having chosen option B), if I score a small net win (say less than 4BBs) in those 2 hands and leave and you are a sponsored red pro for Full Tilt Poker and a lead pro for an instructional site that I am a paying member of, is it appropriate for you to tell me to "%$!$ off" in chat?

yes imo if you didn't give warning- and its pretty rare im anything but super nice to fish (not saying that as an insult, but in this case id assume you agree you were -ev at higher stakes while wasted etc)

To 'TheToaster' on Cake:

You're a piece of **** douchebag.

lololololololololol

whoever you played when you were drunk probably didnt know you were, so when you play 2 hands and sit out, he has a right to be pissed off, basically its just like stealing a blind and sitting out, which is scum.

My chat is banned and I tried PMing the person before I played him and waited maybe 15 minutes but he didn't respond. The way I described myself (super drunk and buying in for account balance) agrees with your description of myself as a fish. I don't think it's appropriate at all because it's just as likely that if I lost maybe 1k I'd suddenly decide to quit as well since I am obviously superscared money at those stakes. I just think people who have the edge should learn to be more professional to the fish and not be babies about losing $1,300 in variance when I just handed them a ton of EV and they just had a 7 figure month.

looking to buy a Tempurpedic bed, probably queen sized, but checked out the website and not sure which exact type to get. Any recommendations?

lol no its not at all. playing your button and leaving is +EV pretty much unless you are a total monkey. Playing 2 hands is going to be -ev if u are worse than your opponent, period.

lets clarify that scum should imply you give yourself some sort of unfair advantage, not you are a silly idiot who decides to play for 30 seconds.

i agree w/ you for the record (not to say i havent cursed at a hit n runner in chat when i was super steamed though...)

It depends if you like a firm or soft mattress. Every person is different, but I think the Tempurpedic Grand bed (soft/pillow-type feel) is the most comfortable bed I've ever slept in.

Go to a store and and try them all out...

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...d.php?t=249643

Get a sleep number bed...best thing ever