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Jesus wept this Bunza character talks a load of ****, here he is in yellow, discussing sex (2:20-2;35 specifically) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXT4qF_6n9k

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04-17-2012 , 07:54 PM

#103628

PlzDon'tCall

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guys when your tilted after game, whats a good short thing to do to clear your mind?

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04-17-2012 , 08:00 PM

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ITRIED2WARNU

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Originally Posted by PlzDon'tCall

guys when your tilted after game, whats a good short thing to do to clear your mind?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...w=1280&bih=909

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04-17-2012 , 08:08 PM

#103630

PlzDon'tCall

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yeah thats classic, how about something involving getting up?

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04-17-2012 , 08:30 PM

#103631

raised by jews

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how a normal person thinks at a baseball game: man $8 a beer and $65 tickets, ill have to work overtime this week.

how a poker player thinks at a baseballgame: man ill have to play 45 games tommorow to pay for this.

that being said...Go Marlins!

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04-17-2012 , 08:39 PM

#103632

NoMeansYes_

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Originally Posted by PlzDon'tCall

yeah thats classic, how about something involving getting up?

meditate

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04-17-2012 , 09:46 PM

#103633

ITRIED2WARNU

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Originally Posted by PlzDon'tCall

yeah thats classic, how about something involving getting up?

That can/does involve getting up! CWIDT?

In all seriousness it is going to depend on what you enjoy doing, and what your hobbies are. I used to always go out and watch a movie, watch or play sports with friends, or go to the bar. I'd just focus on something that is enjoyable to you. Others might read a book, etc.

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04-17-2012 , 10:12 PM

#103634

bunzablood

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Originally Posted by SuperSic

Jesus wept this Bunza character talks a load of ****, here he is in yellow, discussing sex (2:20-2;35 specifically) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXT4qF_6n9k

haha, classic! Americans/Canadians don't get him but I can see his charm.

Aside: I love MTT Supernovas, they spitshine my ROI. Keep it up, boys.

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Originally Posted by ITRIED2WARNU

That can/does involve getting up! CWIDT?

Where in all this is sex? Come on, I mean I know life is fast-paced but u start with sex, not 'watch a movie'...Jesus Christ.....*shaking head*

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04-17-2012 , 11:56 PM

#103635

ITRIED2WARNU

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You didn't click my Google link above. That was implied.

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04-18-2012 , 12:35 AM

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bunzablood

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Right, I see the link now. Okay, that's much better. Start with sex as the #1 hobby, masturbation should be #2 hobby IMO, then other hobbies can be added. I'm not sure what my #3 hobby is..probably b-ball. #4 is probably drugs. #5 I think is reading. This is my top 5.

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04-18-2012 , 01:23 AM

#103637

dhcg86

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Originally Posted by Gonzo Chips

In a 1/2 game, a very decent reg gets a maniac to put all his money in on the flop with a flush draw when the reg has top set. Maniac has been drunk since noon (it's 5:30), fairly obnoxious and fairly disruptive, but has a pocket full of Benjamin's that all of us want. Maniac hits flush card on turn, jumps in the air, hoots and hollars. He looks at the reg and says "sorry, man, but I had a feeling I was gunna hit". River, of course, pairs board. Reg says smiles "Must've been a feeling of your pocket getting lighter". Definitely more of a "you had to be there" situation, but it was hilarious.

an old, nitty, grouchy man sat down and played a terrible, terrible game of poker. He hit two pair on a board when I hit a straight, scoffs, and berates my play when he pays me off on a decent sized bet on the river. I "whatever" him, which lights him up. he starts bitching. The conversation went like this:

Old Reg: I've been playing poker since before you were born!
Me (feigning sympathy): THAT'S TERRIBLE!
Old Reg: What's terrible?
Me: That means you've been bleeding money for at least twenty five years like this! How awful!

River fullhouse after raising preflop with 52o. Hoodie-wearing Internet Guy calls river bet like he has the nuts, flips aces and loses.

Hoodie Guy: I can't BELIEVE you raised with 52o!
Me: I can't believe you CALLED with aces.

Small buy-in tournament at local casino old guy loses a small hand in the early stages of the tourney. winner, a younger cat (probly like 30) raised preflop with Jts in late position, and old guy loses with two pair. conversation is as follows:

Old Guy: you're what them internet kids is callin' a LAG.
Younger Guy: Yeah, and you're what the internet kids are calling "free money".

This thread is so awesome

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/20...nline-1145919/

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04-18-2012 , 01:56 AM

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Hundrye

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if the post you quoted is supposed to be an example of how "awesome" that thread is i'm afraid to click it because i might die of tilt.

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04-18-2012 , 02:09 AM

#103639

dhcg86

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dude, I love that thread. Mostly because I grind alot live and instead of thinking " man these players are so ***** dumb...#tilt"

I now think

"bravo, I love listening to these donks; so ***** entertaining"

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04-18-2012 , 02:29 AM

#103640

Barbra Streisand

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what a dumb thread

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04-18-2012 , 05:20 AM

#103641

Taaleri

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Stupid thread full of tools.

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04-18-2012 , 05:39 AM

#103642

poenschepper

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I don't get it, why is tapping the glass funny

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04-18-2012 , 06:17 AM

#103643

chadders0

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went to see the cabin in the woods yesterday, everybody should not watch the trailer then go see the film, especially bbq, i think he would like it

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04-18-2012 , 07:32 AM

#103644

147_star

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Originally Posted by Hundrye

if the post you quoted is supposed to be an example of how "awesome" that thread is i'm afraid to click it because i might die of tilt.

This.

If that's a highlight of the thread I'd hate to see the rest of it. The responses weren't witty or funny at all. I'm sure live poker has its moments so find us a better thread dh and I'll be happy to read it!

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04-18-2012 , 07:41 AM

#103645

ItTollsForThee

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I think I'm addicted to full ring zoom :\ although every time I fold QQ pre a part of me dies inside

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04-18-2012 , 10:36 AM

#103646

Sol Reader

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Question. If this guy says that even though he has a girlfriend he doesn't have sex more than a few times a week, and when asked why he says, well it takes a lot of time, last time I had sex it took like 2 hours and I almost missed my lecture the next day, so we usually just do it on weekends.

Would you classify it as a brag or a beat or just general TMI?

Also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRG49...layer_embedded

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04-18-2012 , 10:38 AM

#103647

Sol Reader

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Obviously we should be aware of the consequences of masturbation before engaging in it:

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04-18-2012 , 11:03 AM

#103648

braminc

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Originally Posted by Sol Reader

Honestly I dont really disagree with this. While I think if it were easier, I would probably be excited to have sex with a different girl every day of the week/mth/year, dating one chick it's simply not AS exciting. So when I'm a bit tired or "busy" it's easy to just put it off til another time/day.

This has sorta happened with most ex girlfriends of mine... not to an extreme degree. But there were none where we literally had sex EVERYday. I don't even think it's very practical. Currently I'm dating a virgin

, so totally different situation... but im taking my time cause i think i might keep this one

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04-18-2012 , 12:11 PM

#103649

Sol Reader

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Yeah I don't have anywhere near the libido that young men my age are supposed to have, as demonstrated by dhcg. According to 2+2 culture that probably makes me a weirdo compared to studs like dhcg and bunza.

NOT SAYING THAT I WAS THE PERSON IN QUESTION OR ANYTHING.