I don't see wacker's posts, because I have him blocked. I'm willing to ship a brand new high end laptop to Finland, if you can prove (meaning you'd have to do some testing at a psychiatric hospital) you're not mentally ill. I didn't write that to insult you, it's just a fact at this point.

If you weren't mentally ill, you wouldn't be so hostile to everyone.
If you weren't mentally ill, you would have stopped playing a long time ago (or you would've realized how bad your strategies are and tried to improve).
If you weren't mentally ill, this thread wouldn't exist.

You yell at everyone in the world, you never changed a thing (it's amazing, you basically managed to monkeytilt for 10+ years straight) and you're still looking for people, that show compassion for the problems of a lunatic.

GL Paisting

I play against player so it depends. Lifetime graph not possible because big part of that gone with my old pc. And it's irrelevant.

How is it irrelevant? It's a ****ing world record for the ages!

It might have been his way of saying you´re deluded if you think you can fool anyone into thinking you´re unlucky just because you got coolered in some hands. Even a total donkey can have legitimate hands sometimes and you still have to stick it in if you think it´s worth it in the long run. As a matter of fact, in one of the very first hands I played against you, I was super thrilled when I had QQ and you open shoved 100bb into me. Turns out you had KK in that particular hand, but making the call vs you is literally printing money.

By the way, I did come up with a quick fix which can be used in order to improve your win rat drastically. Just change your auto rebuy preferences from "rebuy for table maximum" to "rebuy for table mimimum". This should save you a lot of money in your tilt monkey sessions. You can thank me later.

you're not in danger of folding the best or the worst hand very often

But how will min-raisers get punished? That's like going from crucifixion to a slap on the wrist.

Paisting have you ever played live? Would really love to see how you do.

Paisting I know you dont like to answer questions but how about the following:

A) you said earlier in the thread that you are now losing all the money you have acquired through 'hard work.' What was this work where you earned all this money?

B) If Truteller and Jungleman turned up at you front door right now and asked to play on your 888 account do you think they would win?

C) How much money would someone have to give you in order for you never to play online again?

D) Do you frequently use alcohol and/or drugs?

how old are you?

are you virgin?

do you go out to party?

wanna know more from the: long live the king of spew. Legend.

I sat with him yesterday and got him to chat a little (all caps and exclamation marks obviously).

First hand I post my blind UTG+1 (lol), Paisting makes it 5bb UTG, I reraise something silly (10bb maybe?) so he reraises, I jam, he calls. One donkey has 55 (I swear I only do this vs him and because the stakes are so ridiculous), the other donkey has A7. Paisting hits the ace, so you might think that he was happy about miraculously not getting it in stone dead and actually hitting, but he went on to berate me as to how "horrible" I am and how I could never win in this game. He told me he has 2,000 hands on me and has me marked as a "green whale" and how I should be ashamed of that because I´m a "forum poster" (he didn´t actually say "ashamed", but this was the implication). In his world view, he actually "crushes" the regs and only loses to whales, so I guess I won in his games. Some hands later, a guy min-raised and Paisting made it 14bb, so I felt I had to shove all-in with the good old JTo just for the lolz. He folded so I wrote "lol" in chat and he told me he "couldn´t call" because my "cold 4-betting range" was so narrow. Maybe 50 hands later, the same situation happens on a different table and he calls it off with A9. If I remember correctly, I had 55 again and held so in comes another tirade.

I love how he "has it all figured out in theory" and how he "puts in so much effort" (or at least pretends to do so by using standard poker lingo), but still ends up being the biggest whale of all times. To quote Phil Hellmuth, Poker is "his life" and he just cannot get any good at it. Pretty depressing.

I asked him repeatedly to go to a different table and just flip until one of us was busto (I had like $50 in my account), but he wouldn´t do that. I guess he just prefers making donations to regs.

how can you all write back serious comments to this troll/******/bread?

I´ve given this some thought and here´s my number one tip on how to

MAXIMIZE
YOUR
(yes, only YOUR)
win rate:

turn off auto rebuy altogether. Imagine that, a donkey dared to call your masterful 28ct 3-bet with 52o and hit a straight against your Aces. You bust, you want to shove every hand you can get and ... you don´t have any chips to play with. The less money you have in this situation, the better for you, so having 0ct on the table is the optimum.

To some, this might sound like trolling and trolling is certainly a part of it, but I actually think that this would really, really help you.

Ok guys, having tuned into this mess every now and then over the last year or so, I finally figured out how we can turn this around for good. THIS IS NOT A TROLL ( ).

I think if we can get together 2-3 more dedicated people, we could open up an NGO in a country with very low average wages that teaches people, preferably teenagers living on the streets or maybe graduated college recently, how to bumhunt paistings and how to open raise good ranges and raise/call correct ranges vs 100/150/200bb any two rejams. (I tend to think of Ethiopia, have been there before, people are really nice and all that). I think if we teach people to only play against him, insane winrates must be possible, which would generate decent hourlies compared to what they would earn by brushing shoes or something similar (or even compared to most initial wages in regular jobs) .

Since we are talking 2NL here, apart from a couple of notebooks we wouldn't need much capital to cover people's risk until they have grinded out a roll for themselves out of Paistings.

I really think we could Kickstart the entrepreneurial careers of some young third world teenagers.

Let me know what you think guys

Are you looking for virgins to party with? You are one sick person.

just curious if a ill person like paysting enjoys life, or if dayly loosing sessions affect his life....

Get right on that and keep us updated.
Your reading comprehension needs work. Also, **** you.

Paisting punishing whales from Ethiopia, seems interesting.

You allready offered to party with that sicko? Jesus christ this place is filled with sick inviduals.

esa are you single, I'm horny as fu ck

LOL @NL2 recs and regs berating Paisting in the chat

Lmfao.

Notice that paisting hasn't answered any of the questions, yet actually expects us to read the imminent hh's of bad beats from the last few days.

OP is an expert at ignoring the posts he can't answer and only answering the posts that fit his own narrative of how unlucky he is.

It apparently happened on the Finnish poker forums as well. Dude has been doing the same thing for 10+ years, losing $100k+ at the smallest of stakes, and still believes he is just "unlucky" and none of it is down to how awful he is.

You don't understand, dude. The whales steal in late position and minraise to ruin his sessions.