Oh boy, tonight was one good Fing night. This is going to be a pretty long story but I think a really accurate depiction of Mexican strip clubs (they're nuts!) and I'm trying to give a first hand TR from my own experience; I really think it'll be worth reading the entire thing. Pics weren't allowed to be taken in there by customers but I bought one from there with myself and Bolivar in it during the "foam show" and will upload it in the morn after roommate takes pic with his iphone and loads it up and ships it my way.
Rolled out to the HK club with Bolivar, Theskllzdatkllz, Ariol, Nick, and Truck and we had one good time for sure. Okay, so until you come down to Mexico, you literally have no idea how nuts these strip clubs are; I lived in Vegas and it was nothing like what went on here.
You know how there's the no touching rules for the most part at strip clubs in the US, and a BJ is probably gonna cost a min of $250....yea the rulebook is just out the door in Mexico. The 2nd dancer on our stage was just ridic hot (as basically all the other girls were) and even tho skllzdatkllz called me a tipping fish, it was well worth it. I tipped her 4 straight times she was at our end, first time she gets my face way up in her ass, 2nd time im getting motorboated, 3rd time she pulls my head right into her crouch and rubs it around and 4th time she kisses me and whispers to me "wanna ****?" and I tell her "maybe later, not right now, its too early."
Anyway, we leave for a while to get food across the street, and Ariol and I were talking about how good looking she was, even compared to most of the other 175ish girls working, and I decided I'd look for her when we got back and take her up on her offer. So we head back, and we're walking through and the girl sees me before I see her, and she snap grabs me and we head for a private booth while the other 5 go do whatever. I end up getting 3 dances and a BJ for $60 total; she had a super nice ass, long legs and fake C's (she said "be gentle when I started grabbing her tits" so obv knew right away they were fake); like all these girls were just straight dimes. These dances were off the hook too, within reason, anything went. Fingers definitely went in her and that was totally fine, just complete craziness.
So finished up with her, and then head back just in time to see a foam show. Basically they spray foam all over and the girls get naked and use it as a slipping slide. But it gets crazier than that, there's guys literally eating the girls out on stage, coming up with just foam all over their entire face. The girls also scissored for a good 2 mins on stage with guys just rubbin $1's right down there in between them, like I said, just completely off the hook. This is where Bolivar and I got the picture taken, def a pretty good pic imo and will upload it as soon as I can.
So I end up leaving the first row since i was having to constantly tip during the foam show, and I sit back by the hottub and bar about 5 ft from the stage and end up getting a BJ from another girl when she comes off stage. She pretty much came right up, said "you wanna **** honey?" and put her hands right down my pants; I definitely didn't stop here
. I don't even think anyone noticed us because everyone was so focused on the foam show, ended up giving her $40 for it, not even sure what the price was but just took 2/3rds from the dances + BJ and fig'd it was fine. That was def the first time I've committed a sex act in wide open public, was def kinda weird lol.
Soooo, about 11pm we roll out of the HK club and we were gonna leave and Fing Bolivar ends up running into this other club and we all end up following him since we can't leave him. So right away, they sit us at a table and a girl comes over and starts dancing back and forth between myself and skllzdatkllz. She ends up going to the other side of the table which was fine, I wasn't thatttt into her, and then this OMG dime shows up and jumps on my lap. Had a perfect ass, def bigger/rounder than the other 2 girls, and some decent enough tits albeit smaller than the 1st girl who had the nice implants. She dances on me for a bit, has her hands in my pants with the other 4 guys sitting right at the table and the bartender said as long as I just keep buying her drinks, I can go up to the VIP room and do whatever I want with her. So said **** it, why not; end up going up there and she dances for me for about 35 mins and ends up giving me a HJ; she went to go down on me and I stopped her and told her I already had 2 and was pretty fatigued (lol
), but she ends up giving me a HJ and probably the best lap dance of all the girls. Bolivar is also up here, and he's trying to get me to split a hotel room and we could take our 2 girls with and go ****, I tell him we can't because we have the other 4 guys downstairs who wanted to leave about 1.5 hrs ago. So we end up ditching out, that place cost me about $50 just because I had to buy the girls drinks the whole damn time; it wasn't as worth it overall, but that was def the best lap dance I had so wasn't so bad.
Then we finally made the trip back to Rosarito, I had a wonderful ****ing night, cannot wait to go back and pretty sure I'm gonna be going hopefully once every week or every other week. I don't plan on spending $150 every time, but you still can't beat it for what I got; that **** would cost no less than $800 in the US....there's no way you're getting 2 BJ's, a HJ, and about 1 hr 20 mins of lapdances for less than that in the US.
Will post the pic as soon as I get it uploaded and sent to me, I'll have to see if any of the other 5 guys have blogs and will link you to them if they end up doing any sort of TR.
Gotta get to bed though, got a long grind ahead of me tomorrow.
Gl guys!
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Originally Posted by zackryan28
For your prop tomorrow, does your roommate have to get his games in during the calendar day, or can he stay up til like 5am finishing it?
He can stay up, the prop is just running for both of us from the time we wake up til the time we go to bed...obv we trust each other enough to not just angle each other and slowly put the games in while staying up like 30+ hrs or something stupid.