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Old 11-18-2011, 10:47 AM   #426
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jesus what have you done op
i am hooked up. After 5 hours grinding ongame I just deposited 150$ and am playing micro 6max hypers for fun, whats wrong with me? :< my evil plan is to build 2nd bankroll with this playing 100 BI rule up to 7$

http://i.imgur.com/2wOQ6.jpg <hooked_up>

and lol, i've just noticed there are no 15$, looks like a long time grinding 7$ (if i get to this point ;d )
whats the rake on ongame for these? i left ongame for good as they insist on 10% rake on all tournaments, but that was a while ago and they keep offering me bonuses...

/derail

GO JD!!!

Edit: done reading, still nothing to see at ongame apparently...
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Old 11-18-2011, 03:20 PM   #427
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there are no supers/hypers, i play DONs/10mans at ongame
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Old 11-18-2011, 06:44 PM   #428
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Hey guys, so had a bit of a snag last night as I went to put in my last session and noticed my wireless adapter quit working so I had no internet on my desktop. Just finally got home from Office Depot and have a new one in hand + a backup 3g stick.

Anyway, I'm heading out to the HK tonight with Bolivar, theskllzdatkllz, NickOh and maybe a few other guys like Jiacstrap and Shaniac, not totally sure whose all coming along. Might get in a quick session here soon, but don't think I'll get in any serious volume today.

I do however have a prop with my roommate tomorrow. He has to get in 300 games from the time he wakes up before he goes to bed, and I have to get in 750. Mine might be a push since I'll probably be out super late tonight and by about 9pm out here the $30 hypers don't load that fast. Oh well, will be fun nonetheless and playing a lot on weekends is for sure super +ev.

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Ending VPP: 52,306.07
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dang it, i was convinced there are 3.50$ or so as well.. so i would move up in like 3 days, i wonder when i am going to brake and deposit to be rolled for 7$s
http://i.imgur.com/g8Gi4.jpg
i might be greedy to get sharkscope star first :P
Yea its so dumb that they don't have $3.50s and $15s and $60s+, but hopefully they add them for next yr


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Hey jdawg, been reading your threads for a while, you seem to have been on a bit of roller coaster ride since BF, good to see that things seem to be working out for you now.

One question, as I have not heard you mention it, have you hit the water (beach) yet, I know I’d want to be in the surf like all the time, I think it could help your grinding, as a morning swim in the ocean is a great way to start the day. Whenever I do it, I feel ****ing awesome. (Maybe it is just us Aussies who love the beach)
Thx, yea def good that the last 4 months I've made some good money and hope 2012 will be my year.

I usually go down and walk by the beach, haven't gone for a swim yet in the ocean mainly because it's not that possible at the beach at our resort. We do however have like 4 pools around the resort and 6 or so jacuzzis, just haven't done any of that yet.

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Glad the move went well man.

It's been a while... need to catch up. Hit me up on Skype (if you can spare the time )
Thx man, definitely went better than the Canada move . Def will try to hit you up soon on skype, this weekend ill likely be grinding hardcore but will have to look for you on!

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Old 11-19-2011, 04:35 AM   #429
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For your prop tomorrow, does your roommate have to get his games in during the calendar day, or can he stay up til like 5am finishing it?
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Old 11-19-2011, 07:04 AM   #430
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Oh boy, tonight was one good Fing night. This is going to be a pretty long story but I think a really accurate depiction of Mexican strip clubs (they're nuts!) and I'm trying to give a first hand TR from my own experience; I really think it'll be worth reading the entire thing. Pics weren't allowed to be taken in there by customers but I bought one from there with myself and Bolivar in it during the "foam show" and will upload it in the morn after roommate takes pic with his iphone and loads it up and ships it my way.

Rolled out to the HK club with Bolivar, Theskllzdatkllz, Ariol, Nick, and Truck and we had one good time for sure. Okay, so until you come down to Mexico, you literally have no idea how nuts these strip clubs are; I lived in Vegas and it was nothing like what went on here.

You know how there's the no touching rules for the most part at strip clubs in the US, and a BJ is probably gonna cost a min of $250....yea the rulebook is just out the door in Mexico. The 2nd dancer on our stage was just ridic hot (as basically all the other girls were) and even tho skllzdatkllz called me a tipping fish, it was well worth it. I tipped her 4 straight times she was at our end, first time she gets my face way up in her ass, 2nd time im getting motorboated, 3rd time she pulls my head right into her crouch and rubs it around and 4th time she kisses me and whispers to me "wanna ****?" and I tell her "maybe later, not right now, its too early."

Anyway, we leave for a while to get food across the street, and Ariol and I were talking about how good looking she was, even compared to most of the other 175ish girls working, and I decided I'd look for her when we got back and take her up on her offer. So we head back, and we're walking through and the girl sees me before I see her, and she snap grabs me and we head for a private booth while the other 5 go do whatever. I end up getting 3 dances and a BJ for $60 total; she had a super nice ass, long legs and fake C's (she said "be gentle when I started grabbing her tits" so obv knew right away they were fake); like all these girls were just straight dimes. These dances were off the hook too, within reason, anything went. Fingers definitely went in her and that was totally fine, just complete craziness.

So finished up with her, and then head back just in time to see a foam show. Basically they spray foam all over and the girls get naked and use it as a slipping slide. But it gets crazier than that, there's guys literally eating the girls out on stage, coming up with just foam all over their entire face. The girls also scissored for a good 2 mins on stage with guys just rubbin $1's right down there in between them, like I said, just completely off the hook. This is where Bolivar and I got the picture taken, def a pretty good pic imo and will upload it as soon as I can.

So I end up leaving the first row since i was having to constantly tip during the foam show, and I sit back by the hottub and bar about 5 ft from the stage and end up getting a BJ from another girl when she comes off stage. She pretty much came right up, said "you wanna **** honey?" and put her hands right down my pants; I definitely didn't stop here . I don't even think anyone noticed us because everyone was so focused on the foam show, ended up giving her $40 for it, not even sure what the price was but just took 2/3rds from the dances + BJ and fig'd it was fine. That was def the first time I've committed a sex act in wide open public, was def kinda weird lol.

Soooo, about 11pm we roll out of the HK club and we were gonna leave and Fing Bolivar ends up running into this other club and we all end up following him since we can't leave him. So right away, they sit us at a table and a girl comes over and starts dancing back and forth between myself and skllzdatkllz. She ends up going to the other side of the table which was fine, I wasn't thatttt into her, and then this OMG dime shows up and jumps on my lap. Had a perfect ass, def bigger/rounder than the other 2 girls, and some decent enough tits albeit smaller than the 1st girl who had the nice implants. She dances on me for a bit, has her hands in my pants with the other 4 guys sitting right at the table and the bartender said as long as I just keep buying her drinks, I can go up to the VIP room and do whatever I want with her. So said **** it, why not; end up going up there and she dances for me for about 35 mins and ends up giving me a HJ; she went to go down on me and I stopped her and told her I already had 2 and was pretty fatigued (lol ), but she ends up giving me a HJ and probably the best lap dance of all the girls. Bolivar is also up here, and he's trying to get me to split a hotel room and we could take our 2 girls with and go ****, I tell him we can't because we have the other 4 guys downstairs who wanted to leave about 1.5 hrs ago. So we end up ditching out, that place cost me about $50 just because I had to buy the girls drinks the whole damn time; it wasn't as worth it overall, but that was def the best lap dance I had so wasn't so bad.

Then we finally made the trip back to Rosarito, I had a wonderful ****ing night, cannot wait to go back and pretty sure I'm gonna be going hopefully once every week or every other week. I don't plan on spending $150 every time, but you still can't beat it for what I got; that **** would cost no less than $800 in the US....there's no way you're getting 2 BJ's, a HJ, and about 1 hr 20 mins of lapdances for less than that in the US.

Will post the pic as soon as I get it uploaded and sent to me, I'll have to see if any of the other 5 guys have blogs and will link you to them if they end up doing any sort of TR.

Gotta get to bed though, got a long grind ahead of me tomorrow.

Gl guys!


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For your prop tomorrow, does your roommate have to get his games in during the calendar day, or can he stay up til like 5am finishing it?
He can stay up, the prop is just running for both of us from the time we wake up til the time we go to bed...obv we trust each other enough to not just angle each other and slowly put the games in while staying up like 30+ hrs or something stupid.
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Old 11-19-2011, 07:26 AM   #431
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Lol what a ****ing story. Got i cant wait to get down there. Just got my wire! Should be booking a place soon.
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Old 11-19-2011, 08:35 AM   #432
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inb4 the herpes
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Old 11-19-2011, 09:35 AM   #433
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...

"Now boarding all passengers for Rosarito Beach, Mexico"
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Old 11-19-2011, 10:20 AM   #434
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Funny story for sure, although sketchy as hell.

Otoh, I dunno if writing about how you getting a BJ in public is +EV as far as a Stars sponsorship, i guess thats up to you to determine
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Old 11-19-2011, 12:35 PM   #435
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gotta admit, that was a sick story. nothing sketchy, it's a freakin strip club for christs sake

OP isnt getting a stars sponsorship anyway so who cares. not to mention that pokerstars will be irrelevant within 1-2 years anyway

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Old 11-19-2011, 12:42 PM   #436
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gotta admit, that was a sick story. nothing sketchy, it's a freakin strip club for christs sake

OP isnt getting a stars sponsorship anyway so who cares. not to mention that pokerstars will be irrelevant within 1-2 years anyway
your post is irrelephant
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Old 11-19-2011, 12:42 PM   #437
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also, cool story jdawg
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Old 11-19-2011, 12:45 PM   #438
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Old 11-19-2011, 12:51 PM   #439
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What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. What happens in TJ, goes on the internet to be forever archived?

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Old 11-19-2011, 01:52 PM   #440
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in before josh blows all his winnings in stripclubs and has to go back to the US in january.

jk, good to hear you had a good night. now get that $$$ back buddy
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Old 11-19-2011, 02:38 PM   #441
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What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. What happens in TJ, goes on the internet to be forever archived?

lolpublicsexactaments.wmvorgtfoobv
Haha n1. Doesn't seem very clever to put your name out there in association with buying sex. And now you are about to put up your face as well?

We're happy for you that you lost your virginity though!
Oh my bad, you only got a blowjob.

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Old 11-19-2011, 03:43 PM   #442
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What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. What happens in TJ, goes on the internet to be forever archived?

lolpublicsexactaments.wmvorgtfoobv
You can def read about TJ clubs online on message boards, doubt I'm the first person to post a TR of a strip club

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Haha n1. Doesn't seem very clever to put your name out there in association with buying sex. And now you are about to put up your face as well?

We're happy for you that you lost your virginity though!
Oh my bad, you only got a blowjob.

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Clever? Why would it be clever? That makes no sense at all and isn't what I intended; I try to keep this blog fresh and post any funny/random **** that goes on in my life instead of it being dull. Last night was a crazy night, you're not gonna see any of this **** in the US and like I said in the first few lines of the entry, I was just trying to show everyone what a Mexican strip club is like from my own vantage point.


Oh and to whoever said that this would probably hurt my chance of Team Online, honestly idc really; I doubt I even apply since they want you to have a real blog; this won't count I'm sure .

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Lol off to a bad start to the day; ran about $1200 under EV but w/e, got a long grind coming today.

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Old 11-19-2011, 03:57 PM   #443
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lol awesome

glad to see you're doing well dude
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Old 11-19-2011, 03:58 PM   #444
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Another ugly graph, ghay. Stories lol, ty

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Ur doing it wrong

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Old 11-19-2011, 05:09 PM   #445
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Old 11-19-2011, 05:15 PM   #446
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You have got a lot of catching up to do if you wanna compare graphs!

Loved the story btw
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Old 11-19-2011, 05:20 PM   #447
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This is awsum, keep us updated on strip club shenenigans. I am afraid to even think about what awaits us next ITT

PS: Turning down 3rd blowjob was just calling for downswing to happen. Now you know better
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Old 11-19-2011, 06:14 PM   #448
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^ lol sfobv that's what's making me run bad, stupid decision by me!

Lol thx guys, glad to see that most of you liked the story, will def do some other TR's of any other crazy exp's I have down here.

Well today has been a bloodbath so far, HEM missed a couple games and I'm actually down like $1820, still have plenty of time to turn the day around. I'm pretty happy that my redline is positive though, feel like I'm playing super well; marked a few close calls I made in game in my HEM and was 4/4 on them being right and near bottom of range. Def feeling super good about my play which is always great.

Gonna take a quick break and get back at it

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Old 11-19-2011, 06:19 PM   #449
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Lol pic looked better last night when I wasn't sober, didn't realize how ****ed up my fat face looked in pic; oh well, you guys can have fun making fun of me being a fat, lazy online poker player . Inb4 meme's and such ldo would expect nothing less

edit: That's Bolivar whose also in pic with me

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Old 11-19-2011, 06:27 PM   #450
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo0000000000000000000000000000ool

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