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04-09-2020 , 07:27 PM

#9001

bwslim69

I'm a Diva, Bruh

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 25,040

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Originally Posted by zoltan

it's all one cluster**** of crazy paranoia

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Originally Posted by Natamus

If rather die from being choked with my own dick before I share a bomb shelter with you

Also STFU

Correct

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04-09-2020 , 07:31 PM

#9002

Mr Spyutastic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 15,531

Quote:

Originally Posted by CowboyCold

This guy has been hanging out in the exact same spot on my work bench for the past 2 days.

Been hitting the herb and he has gotten way more interesting. Thinking about trying to pet it.

Probably sent from Jebus to protect me from the Coronas.

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Damn that's one crazy looking big ass insect. You should eat him to gain his power.

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04-09-2020 , 07:32 PM

#9003

bwslim69

I'm a Diva, Bruh

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 25,040

Playing a bit of micro 5 card plo. How do we play this hand? 40% of the way to a steel wheel

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04-09-2020 , 07:33 PM

#9004

sixsevenoff

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2017 Posts: 5,411

Quote:

Originally Posted by bwslim69

Playing a bit of micro 5 card plo. How do we play this hand? 40% of the way to a steel wheel

All in. You got dealt quads. What's the question?

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04-09-2020 , 07:40 PM

#9005

CowboyCold

Magnificent Bastard

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 4,459

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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff

All in. You got dealt quads. What's the question?

Best post you've made in this thread so far. Nice work.

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04-09-2020 , 07:58 PM

#9006

johnny_on_the_spot

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 11,703

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Originally Posted by CowboyCold

Best post you've made in this thread so far. Nice work.

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04-09-2020 , 07:58 PM

#9007

Dream Crusher

banned

Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 18,786

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Originally Posted by bwslim69

Playing a bit of micro 5 card plo. How do we play this hand? 40% of the way to a steel wheel

So is that the 2nd worst hand you can get dealt?

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04-09-2020 , 08:03 PM

#9008

johnny_on_the_spot

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 11,703

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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher

So is that the 2nd worst hand you can get dealt?

I’m no plo expert, but if it’s not the 2nd worst hand, I can’t image it’s too far away from it

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04-09-2020 , 08:03 PM

#9009

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 27,338

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Originally Posted by Buster65

Yeah, ours was out till 6 AM this morning. Hope you get yours back on soon.

Man, that was a nasty little storm. Did you see the damage in Mooresville from the tornado? Crazy. Hit right downtown too. Had no idea there was even a warning....

Didn't see, as still no power and not browsing much on my phone. We did get a siren here, but didn't see anything but straight line winds. No power yet, and as our outage is small and not in a cluster, I'm guessing we'll be among the last restored. Still 6k out, last I checked.

Time to light a fire. It's gonna get cold tonight.

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04-09-2020 , 08:09 PM

#9010

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 23,120

I'm just chuckling about the avatar

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04-09-2020 , 08:39 PM

#9011

CowboyCold

Magnificent Bastard

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 4,459

Im watching the 1986 Masters to get my golf fix on. Watching Bernhard Langer putt with a short putter is jolting.

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04-09-2020 , 08:55 PM

#9012

bwslim69

I'm a Diva, Bruh

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 25,040

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dream Crusher

So is that the 2nd worst hand you can get dealt?

I would think 22227 would be the worst but this is certainly in the worst 1%

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04-09-2020 , 08:56 PM

#9013

bwslim69

I'm a Diva, Bruh

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 25,040

Quote:

Originally Posted by CowboyCold

Im watching the 1986 Masters to get my golf fix on. Watching Bernhard Langer putt with a short putter is jolting.

No spoilers

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04-09-2020 , 08:59 PM

#9014

sixsevenoff

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2017 Posts: 5,411

He switched seats to get position on me

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04-09-2020 , 09:16 PM

#9015

CowboyCold

Magnificent Bastard

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 4,459

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Originally Posted by bwslim69

No spoilers

LOL

All the players are wearing the old school golf shoes with metal spikes. I remember when I got my first pair of real golf shoes in high school. Thought it was so cool how they made the clack clack clack sound when you walked on concrete.

Now I think what idiot thought it would be a good idea to play a round of golf in a pair of dress shoes?

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04-09-2020 , 09:27 PM

#9016

Mr Spyutastic

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One thing I didn't understand was why did they want to get Agent Miller her job back?

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04-09-2020 , 10:10 PM

#9017

bip!

Slow Pony

Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 14,284

Switch tables to 5 card draw, keep the hand. Boom

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04-09-2020 , 10:25 PM

#9018

Dream Crusher

banned

Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 18,786

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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff

He switched seats to get position on me

That's not really 6bet me is it? Wouldn't think he would use the same screenname. BTW, I'm on the app right now and I see Bikeking19. I can't imagine anyone trying to impersonate him but on the flip side anyone that knows him knows that dudes that live in their Toyota Prius are the nittiest mcnittys of them all.

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04-09-2020 , 10:44 PM

#9019

Mr Spyutastic

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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher

That's not really 6bet me is it?

Of course not.

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04-09-2020 , 10:47 PM

#9020

sixsevenoff

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2017 Posts: 5,411

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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher

He said in the Micro-Small online forums that he grinds .50/1 on pokerbros, so I assume it is. Are you soul crusher?

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04-09-2020 , 11:45 PM

#9021

Dream Crusher

banned

Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 18,786

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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic

Of course not.

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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff

He said in the Micro-Small online forums that he grinds .50/1 on pokerbros, so I assume it is. Are you soul crusher?

You're not going to catch me at a 9 handed table!

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04-10-2020 , 12:29 AM

#9022

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher

I hope that kid is doing ok. Whether he was scammed or was scamming he needs a little help either way

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04-10-2020 , 12:46 AM

#9023

BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 20,102

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

If rather die from being choked with my own dick before I share a bomb shelter with you

Also STFU

Good call. Zoltan seems like the type who would get handsy in a bomb shelter.

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04-10-2020 , 03:26 AM

#9024

DeadMoneyWalking

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 32,627

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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff

All in. You got dealt quads. What's the question?

The fun version of 5-card Omaha allows you the option of playing your entire hand pat. Not too surprised that I don't see it spread.

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Originally Posted by Garick

You must have a kind of old house. They just don't build fireplaces anymore.

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04-10-2020 , 04:44 AM

#9025

de4df1sh

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 6,893

Any of you ****s dead?

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