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04-09-2020 , 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by zoltan
it's all one cluster**** of crazy paranoia


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Originally Posted by Natamus
If rather die from being choked with my own dick before I share a bomb shelter with you

Also STFU

Correct
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04-09-2020 , 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by CowboyCold
This guy has been hanging out in the exact same spot on my work bench for the past 2 days.

Been hitting the herb and he has gotten way more interesting. Thinking about trying to pet it.

Probably sent from Jebus to protect me from the Coronas.

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Damn that's one crazy looking big ass insect. You should eat him to gain his power.
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04-09-2020 , 07:32 PM
Playing a bit of micro 5 card plo. How do we play this hand? 40% of the way to a steel wheel

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04-09-2020 , 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by bwslim69
Playing a bit of micro 5 card plo. How do we play this hand? 40% of the way to a steel wheel

All in. You got dealt quads. What's the question?
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04-09-2020 , 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff
All in. You got dealt quads. What's the question?
Best post you've made in this thread so far. Nice work.
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04-09-2020 , 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by CowboyCold
Best post you've made in this thread so far. Nice work.

+1
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04-09-2020 , 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by bwslim69
Playing a bit of micro 5 card plo. How do we play this hand? 40% of the way to a steel wheel

So is that the 2nd worst hand you can get dealt?
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04-09-2020 , 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher
So is that the 2nd worst hand you can get dealt?

I’m no plo expert, but if it’s not the 2nd worst hand, I can’t image it’s too far away from it
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04-09-2020 , 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Buster65
Yeah, ours was out till 6 AM this morning. Hope you get yours back on soon.

Man, that was a nasty little storm. Did you see the damage in Mooresville from the tornado? Crazy. Hit right downtown too. Had no idea there was even a warning....
Didn't see, as still no power and not browsing much on my phone. We did get a siren here, but didn't see anything but straight line winds. No power yet, and as our outage is small and not in a cluster, I'm guessing we'll be among the last restored. Still 6k out, last I checked.

Time to light a fire. It's gonna get cold tonight.
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04-09-2020 , 08:09 PM
I'm just chuckling about the avatar
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04-09-2020 , 08:39 PM
Im watching the 1986 Masters to get my golf fix on. Watching Bernhard Langer putt with a short putter is jolting.
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04-09-2020 , 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher
So is that the 2nd worst hand you can get dealt?


I would think 22227 would be the worst but this is certainly in the worst 1%
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04-09-2020 , 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by CowboyCold
Im watching the 1986 Masters to get my golf fix on. Watching Bernhard Langer putt with a short putter is jolting.


No spoilers
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04-09-2020 , 08:59 PM
He switched seats to get position on me
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04-09-2020 , 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by bwslim69
No spoilers
LOL

All the players are wearing the old school golf shoes with metal spikes. I remember when I got my first pair of real golf shoes in high school. Thought it was so cool how they made the clack clack clack sound when you walked on concrete.

Now I think what idiot thought it would be a good idea to play a round of golf in a pair of dress shoes?
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04-09-2020 , 09:27 PM
One thing I didn't understand was why did they want to get Agent Miller her job back?
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04-09-2020 , 10:10 PM
Switch tables to 5 card draw, keep the hand. Boom
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04-09-2020 , 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff
He switched seats to get position on me
That's not really 6bet me is it? Wouldn't think he would use the same screenname. BTW, I'm on the app right now and I see Bikeking19. I can't imagine anyone trying to impersonate him but on the flip side anyone that knows him knows that dudes that live in their Toyota Prius are the nittiest mcnittys of them all.
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04-09-2020 , 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher
That's not really 6bet me is it?
Of course not.
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04-09-2020 , 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher
That's not really 6bet me is it? Wouldn't think he would use the same screenname. BTW, I'm on the app right now and I see Bikeking19. I can't imagine anyone trying to impersonate him but on the flip side anyone that knows him knows that dudes that live in their Toyota Prius are the nittiest mcnittys of them all.
He said in the Micro-Small online forums that he grinds .50/1 on pokerbros, so I assume it is. Are you soul crusher?
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04-09-2020 , 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic
Of course not.


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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff
He said in the Micro-Small online forums that he grinds .50/1 on pokerbros, so I assume it is. Are you soul crusher?


You're not going to catch me at a 9 handed table!
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04-10-2020 , 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher
That's not really 6bet me is it? Wouldn't think he would use the same screenname. BTW, I'm on the app right now and I see Bikeking19. I can't imagine anyone trying to impersonate him but on the flip side anyone that knows him knows that dudes that live in their Toyota Prius are the nittiest mcnittys of them all.

I hope that kid is doing ok. Whether he was scammed or was scamming he needs a little help either way
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04-10-2020 , 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
If rather die from being choked with my own dick before I share a bomb shelter with you

Also STFU
Good call. Zoltan seems like the type who would get handsy in a bomb shelter.
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04-10-2020 , 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff
All in. You got dealt quads. What's the question?
The fun version of 5-card Omaha allows you the option of playing your entire hand pat. Not too surprised that I don't see it spread.
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Originally Posted by Garick
Didn't see, as still no power and not browsing much on my phone. We did get a siren here, but didn't see anything but straight line winds. No power yet, and as our outage is small and not in a cluster, I'm guessing we'll be among the last restored. Still 6k out, last I checked.

Time to light a fire. It's gonna get cold tonight.
You must have a kind of old house. They just don't build fireplaces anymore.
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04-10-2020 , 04:44 AM
Any of you ****s dead?
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