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04-14-2021 , 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic
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taxes on a hunnit billion would suk! I's sure hes happier without that burden
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04-14-2021 , 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by miamicheats
What kind of sandwiches are being discussed?

Sincerely a starving man on a diet of chicken breast and broccoli.


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They probably contain mayo
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04-14-2021 , 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by RobFarha
She decided on sprouts and I put an order in for a nice Buffalo chicken wrap.




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04-14-2021 , 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by SABR42
I'm protective of her like she's my sister. I don't have any real siblings, but my close friends are my family.

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So hypothetically speaking what do you think would happen if you accidentally walked in on her taking a shower? Or vice versa
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04-14-2021 , 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by BiteMeFish
They probably contain mayo






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04-14-2021 , 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic
So hypothetically speaking what do you think would happen if you accidentally walked in on her taking a shower? Or vice versa
LOL she has no problem taking a piss while I'm still in the bathroom with her. Nothing would happen.

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04-14-2021 , 05:49 PM
Wow if she’s doing that she definitely has zero sexual attraction to you. Like literally zero. That’s debatably like she’d rather humanity cease to exist than have sex with you if y’all were the last 2 people on earth.

That’s cool y’all are close, it’s nice to have female friends
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04-14-2021 , 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by SABR42
LOL she has no problem taking a piss while I'm still in the bathroom with her.
Yes yes please go on.
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04-14-2021 , 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Garick
Well, that was fun. Apparently the low fuel light on my bike is out. Noticed it sputtering as I pulled in to the brewery and thought I might be getting low. Came back out after dinner and a pint, and bike no start. Had a nice walk to a gas station, stopping at an auto parts store on the way to get a gas can.

Fortunately, that was the problem, as there's really nothing else I could fix in the parking lot with no tools. Guess I'll just have to obsessively keep it topped up now.
Nah, you'll just have to obsessively monitor your odometer (or if you are lucky to have a working one, the trip odometer).

Once I hit 100 miles (lol big bike, small tank) I start looking for gas. At 130 miles, I'll have to switch to reserve (a full 1g of the 3.5g tank, so I get like 30+ miles on reserve, at least)

And I still run out of gas, depending on headwinds.
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04-14-2021 , 05:53 PM
Well I'm not trying to **** her, so, cool?

Was there a point to that post?

Edit: @Robb

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Last edited by SABR42; 04-14-2021 at 05:59 PM. Reason: @Robb
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04-14-2021 , 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Garick
Well, that was fun. Apparently the low fuel light on my bike is out. Noticed it sputtering as I pulled in to the brewery and thought I might be getting low. Came back out after dinner and a pint, and bike no start. Had a nice walk to a gas station, stopping at an auto parts store on the way to get a gas can.

Fortunately, that was the problem, as there's really nothing else I could fix in the parking lot with no tools. Guess I'll just have to obsessively keep it topped up now.

y u no reserve switch???
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04-14-2021 , 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by gobbledygeek
For years I thought our housing market bubble would eventually burst. Now it seems more and more that just might not ever happen and this is just the new reality.

Pretty sure we all thought the same thing in 2007.
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04-14-2021 , 05:58 PM
what's the matter is she too fat for you?
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04-14-2021 , 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic
An economic crisis is imminent, and it will be a tough one.

Ravi Batra book predicting the great depression of the 1990s. Pretty much a rehash of everything that keeps getting repeated over and over.

Then there's Paul Ehrlich who said we'd all be starving to death by now due to over population and earth would be over. That was back in 1968.

MMarkets. Will go up and down. But these doomsday scenarios people often like to spout are pretty laughable.

Like you aren't saying or observing anything new that thousands haven't said before.

Ehrlich was a crank even in 1968. Why bother to wait for senility to hit?
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04-14-2021 , 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by BigSkip
I am counting my hours edumacating The Poors as part of my court mandated community service.

On behalf of all the poors, I thank you.


And maybe wanna have your baby.
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04-14-2021 , 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
what's the matter is she too fat for you?
She's definitely not unattractive. She can be a good wingman for me too. I'm just not into her like that. I dunno why that seems weird to you.

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04-14-2021 , 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic
So would you say she's like a step-sister?
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I'm protective of her like she's my sister. I don't have any real siblings, but my close friends are my family.

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Not sure if this speaks more to spyu's love of porn or sabr's love of innocence and youth.
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04-14-2021 , 06:07 PM
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Yes yes please go on.

PUT THAT THING AWAY!!!!
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04-14-2021 , 06:10 PM
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the bitter anti btc crowd that says stuff like “ponzi scheme, scam, etc”.
No idea why you think I fall in this category. I think it caries little-no utility, but it is clearly limited and people actually get the blockchain that they pay for. It's not a scam. I just don't see any value in blockchain except that other people think there is value in it.

Of course, that is how fiat money works as well, but at least there is a huge organization backing it and it is baked in to the economy. Bitcoin could disappear tomorrow and the overall effect on the economy would be very limited, which means that no giant organization (like the government) is going to move heaven and earth to prop it up.

Society puts value in lots of things that have no or limited utility, from US dollars to gold to cowrie shells that lasted, and tulip bulbs to early 90s sports cards that didn't. Will Bitcoin be one of the latter or one of the former? I don't know, but how high any given day's spot price is has nothing to do with whether it will last.

If you're making money on it, good for you, but I would take some winnings and diversify. And I have zero FOMO. It's too late to be an early adopter, and of the things I have got in early on (several internet companies in the 1990s) none of them were the right guess anyway. Once we get past the early adopter stage, I would like to see practical use for something before I invest in it. Right now, Bitcoin seems way overpriced for any practical use.
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04-14-2021 , 06:11 PM
Pretty sure I'm gonna buy a Honda Monkey to keep in FL. COME AT ME BRO!!!


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04-14-2021 , 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by SABR42
She's definitely not unattractive. She can be a good wingman for me too. I'm just not into her like that. I dunno why that seems weird to you.

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large and in charge makes for a great wingman, pretty sure big skip got half the thread laid consentually... we just don't talk about what he did to the other half
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04-14-2021 , 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by zoltan
y u no reserve switch???
No such animal on my bike. The fuel light coming on is supposed to be the equivalent. Hopefully it's just a bulb I can replace.
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04-14-2021 , 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Garick
No such animal on my bike. The fuel light coming on is supposed to be the equivalent. Hopefully it's just a bulb I can replace.

Yet another reason why 1975 was the best year ever.
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04-14-2021 , 06:28 PM
Isn’t that the year Star Lord was conceived?
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04-14-2021 , 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by RobFarha
today me and my girlfriend are having a picnic in the park. Right now we’re both in bed debating what kind of sandwiches we want and a way to bring some ice cream to the park without it melting.

I wish I had a cooler. Drat!!!
'girlfriend'
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