also your 6'5 and black. your **** is prolly huge, so go and pleasure and keep better women

Fat, thick, same thing lmao. I'm trying to be nice.

Lmao @DHCG

A session or two ago we're all sitting in the poker room at the tables and one of the TV's has this low budget "Best of Fights" or something along those lines on. In this particular fight, it's a boxing match between these two girls. One is a pretty fit, but thickish (kinda muscular) black woman. The other one, a white girl and, well, she really genuinely looks to be a guy. Not being homophobic in the least, but short crew cut hair, and very manly features, especially face, with sorta just slightly pudgy boy muscles, and we could all swear we see an adam's apple. But "she's" wearing a female boxing top, so that's all thrown us for a loop. But we don't think he's fooling anyone. Honestly, wasn't your typical lesbian manly, it was just kinda, manly manly. We all kinda chuckled and watched the fight and the black girl pretty much kicked his butt, as she would all of ours had we been in the ring with her.

And then I stacked someone.

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You told the story because my bm will kick a lot of guys asses and I don't know any females she wouldn't **** up. I seen her fight over 20 times. She even put an apple not on some girls forehead and it grew like a cartoon knot. Hahhahahahahahahahahaha

When I was a prosecutor in a state with a must arrest domestic disturbance law, I had a case come in in which the cops arrested a guy for punching his wife. The story was that they were arguing ( about whether he was railing a neighbor) she grabbed a knife and stabbed him twice, and he punched her. They both said this was what happened, ("she was all "you're damned right I stabbed him and if he ****s her again I'll cut his dick off.") but the cops stil arrested him for domestic assault because they thought they had to.

(yeah, they arrested her, too. I dismissed the charge against him and only prosecuted her, LDO).

Those domestic violence cases were usually sad, but a decent fraction of them were pretty hilarious, and there were always so many of them that there was a laugher almost every day.

When I went Jail it was so many people with domestic violence cases. Its truly the most complicated for the cops and puts the most guys in jail imo.

We didn't put a lot of people in jailnfor a first offense unless there was an injury. But almost everybody spent some time in a holding cell for it.

I never actually counted it up, but I probably prosecuted 25 of them per week in a county with maybe 35,000 people.

It sometimes felt like everybody had a DV arrest.

Got banned for 3 days for irritating me.

I just feel most if not all was going to go back to their girls so it made no sense for them to be in jail. DV that's totally different. If its for weed they don't belong in jail neither. But all other drugs lock em up judge, lol.

I know it is BBV, but I'm playing online and actually hit a draw. It must be 3 months since I hit a draw. I'm still in shock.

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@Venice sounds like you are playing to tight, lol.

Lol, I know the feeling, especially with the slower pace of live play. It's usually a week or two between straights or flushes for me.

One of the constant irritants of live play is that there is almost always some dude at the table hitting draw after draw, making more flushes in a night than I make in a month.

That's why ILCD needs to get a lawyer now. The law is rigged against the man in these cases so better start covering his ass ahead of time.

Man I told yall, she was doing the punching. She not gonna call the cops. She a hood bitch. She actually thinks she beat my ass. I was defending myself.

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Garick's guide to spelling nittery. Baseballs are thrown. Kings sit on a throne.

Just got back from a day of fishing. Killed it on the lake, but the sun killed me. Forgot to put sunscreen on... Ugggg. #whitepeopleproblems.

unless she wants to mess with you. It sounds like there will be child custody issues. good luck and get a lawyer.

I'm playing at a local casino...have seen 4 river min raise bluffs from 4 different players in one hr...I'm actually scared right now

Yeah.. 2012.. just like the mayans predicted.

Everyone read Split's thread and is now assuming that knowledgeable players will fold this.

More like it appeared in Card Player and it's common knowledge within 2 months.

Neighbor is still an aspiring rock star. Today he switched from guitar to drummer

Gotta love the river.... Not.

AK v 78 v AQ in an AIPF. J 9 3 A... Q. Blah.