Lol here is a hand that will make you feel better about donking off cash
I have A
9
OTB
3 limpers to me, I raise to 30
SB who is a huge whale/fish calls
2 limpers call
Flop is Q
T
3
Checks to the CO who bets out 75, he is a nit
I raise to 200
Whale snap calls
CO folds (my plan worked!...)
Turn is a 9
Whale checks and I'm on such tilt after he snap calls that I go to ship it in without actually pushing my stack in but made a little bit of a forward motion getting my chips together, he goes "CALL!" and the dealer calls the floor because he didn't see the action and I am not saying a thing although I'm laughing to myself. All the regs are saying I had jammed (obviously, hes the person who you want to have all the money) and the floor goes "what did you intend to do?" and I go "well I think the issue here is a technical one about whether or not he acted out of turn and if this was considered an all in move" and she is like fml and rules in his favor and he flips over QJos and I flip over my hand because if I'm pulling some donkey move like that I'm showing my hand to get more action later on.
Finished the session up 1k fwiw and got paid off repeatedly