words of wisdom

there are regs which play other regs (not much tho)

if you want we can play tmrw

and if you wanna talk bout hu - pm me

will def take you up on this at some point maybe not tomorrow not sure what my schedule looks like but I'm just trying to learn HU w/o putting a massive dent in my roll or anything so as long as ur willing to play 1/2 I'll be down at some point sometime soon.

and as for the 92.88 BB thing or whatever no lie I did this once and thats where I got about 16 hands before I'm sure the guy looked me up, realized that my like 200 hands of HU experience was too much for him and instaquit me in the middle of a hand he just open folds and leaves.

yeah, sure (i'm new to hu too )

stars is full of bum hunters, but there are some regs playin other regs - just try to find out who the bum hunters are (or sit @ new table and wair for someone to join)

anyone want play nhl 10 on ps3 lmk

PokerStars Game #32917414592: Tournament #200909034, $200+$15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/09/16 14:47:13 ET
Table '200909034 181' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: fredtheviper (9899 in chips)
Seat 2: King-Düde (4912 in chips)
Seat 3: Lileor99 (4792 in chips)
Seat 4: justforfunds (5501 in chips)
Seat 5: timmah24 (5093 in chips)
Seat 6: Disco House (4936 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 7: dilbar63 (4622 in chips)
Seat 8: dagabt (4861 in chips)
Seat 9: pi2pa (5384 in chips)
fredtheviper: posts the ante 4
King-Düde: posts the ante 4
Lileor99: posts the ante 4
justforfunds: posts the ante 4
timmah24: posts the ante 4
Disco House: posts the ante 4
dilbar63: posts the ante 4
dagabt: posts the ante 4
pi2pa: posts the ante 4
timmah24: posts small blind 10
Disco House: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to justforfunds [Kc Ks]
dilbar63: folds
dagabt: folds
pi2pa: folds
fredtheviper: folds
King-Düde: folds
Lileor99: raises 40 to 60
justforfunds: raises 140 to 200
timmah24: raises 1140 to 1340
Disco House: folds
Lileor99: folds
justforfunds: raises 4157 to 5497 and is all-in
timmah24: calls 3749 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (408) returned to justforfunds
*** FLOP *** [Qc 7d 9h]
*** TURN *** [Qc 7d 9h] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 7d 9h Ah] [8h]
Disco House said, "owned"
Disco House said, "hahahahahah"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
timmah24: shows [Qs Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
justforfunds: shows [Kc Ks] (a pair of Kings)
timmah24 collected 10294 from pot
Disco House said, "HAHAHAHAHAH"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10294 | Rake 0
Board [Qc 7d 9h Ah 8h]
Seat 1: fredtheviper folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: King-Düde folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Lileor99 folded before Flop
Seat 4: justforfunds (button) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: timmah24 (small blind) showed [Qs Qh] and won (10294) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 6: Disco House (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: dilbar63 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: dagabt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: pi2pa folded before Flop (didn't bet)


TOURNAMENTS ARE SO ****ING STUPID CHRIST

p.s. anyone know who that disco house guy is? that was totally random i hadnt talked to him or anything before

BTW EPIC 7000 POST JUST FOR EPIPPEN

ITS A CELEBRATION YO!!!

i feel intensess pain my roll is super low riiight now.

280 fpp hyper turbos are pretty soft. 9/12 on them

intensedouche came to watch me play HU v pooruser today and called me drnoob!!! he was hoping so bad that I would get crushed, but alas no such luck for the poor little guy.

vitti you around? I want some HU if you're alive.

drluck is my new favorite reg

haha good deal.

alive yes, but currently @ work :&

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McsAF...eature=related

hitler talks about the vmas incident

Im out eating dinner with this British couple whilst traveling in Europe and we are on the subject of futures. I try and dodge by saying "I do things on the internet." I must be the biggest ****ing life tellbox ever because the girl gets super excited and yells "POKER." Well whatever I'm impressed so I divulge. Apparently the guy has broken even after 200 $5 double or nothings on Stars and tells me I can't make $100k a year because that's impossible.

About an hour later we get back to poker. Guy says "well after I won at the DoNs..." and I do a semi-hemorrhaging internal facepalm. I interrupt "you said you broke even." Well apparently ending up with the same as what you started with is winning because "they take out this stuff called rake" (no **** dumbass). I tell him he is stupid. He doesn't take me seriously because I am drunk. I would have said the same sober.

Although it makes me optimistic about my online poker future, it's just so painful to see these cooler-than-thou one-uppers try and own you when they have no clue. I never act like a dbag and flaunt my wealth or poker awesomeness but these 20 year old faux-savants need to sit the **** down when someone threatens their male prowess by being better at a masculine activity than them. Feeling like you have to be cool in front of your SO is immature, just stop.

I know I come off as pretty harsh and/or toolish but if someone tells me they are awesome at ping pong and travel the world doing it I don't immediately them stories about my sick serve and spin shots. Im curious when in the presence of awesomeness, not confronting.

/end rant. looking forward to getting back to the tables next week

people are the same way with me, even guys who know that all car, clothes, rent, and food are all made from poker they still have this idea in their head, LOl ive grown to appreciate it, u should too. now shut up.

$100 to anyone who slowrolls this douche

Poker Stars $3/$6 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

studboy1 (UTG+1): $600.00
pterodactyl6 (UTG+2): $669.00
krischnumani (MP1): $600.00
AApro72 (MP2): $717.10
Hero (CO): $1232.85
lacourneuve (BTN): $567.00
JC-TheGuide (SB): $1009.30
poo-onastick (BB): $610.05
czyrsk23 (UTG): $609.00

Pre Flop: ($9.00) Hero is CO with 8 8
5 folds, Hero raises to $12, lacourneuve calls $12, JC-TheGuide calls $9, poo-onastick calls $6

Flop: ($48.00) 3 8 4 (4 players)
JC-TheGuide checks, poo-onastick checks, Hero bets $30, lacourneuve folds, JC-TheGuide folds, poo-onastick calls $30

Turn: ($108.00) 2 (2 players)
poo-onastick checks, Hero bets $78, poo-onastick raises to $186, Hero raises to $1190.85 all in, poo-onastick says "thanks", poo-onastick calls $382.05 all in

River: ($1244.10) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $1244.10
Hero shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
poo-onastick shows 5 6 (a straight, Deuce to Six)
poo-onastick wins $1241.10
(Rake: $3.00)

gm how's the 2/4 thing goin

did he slowroll you? or just say thanks?

Poo-onastick:

gave up right before the big spike around hand 40k then went and played drunk at 6 max and just got coolered for an hour straight. the never ending run bad

will be paying up soon

thats pretty gross

I have five of these this month, but they involve gutshots (not for 150 BBs tho).

U deserved to fill up after the thanks comment. Douche move.