lol

Wow, crazy. Is it just me, or is this Scout guys play a little spewy here?. I mean it is high stakes, but i would think that a $1900 reraise wouldn't get called by worse. Although I'm assuming given the results that he had some type of read. Sick 4b though none the less.

PokerStars Game #32765069362: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6 USD) - 2009/09/12 16:58:20 ET
Table 'Klio II' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: poo-onastick ($600 in chips)
Seat 2: ZepHendrix ($618 in chips)
Seat 3: Rodea84 ($739 in chips)
Seat 4: kancamagus ($966.20 in chips)
Seat 5: audio67 ($156.55 in chips)
Seat 7: IntenseDawg ($600 in chips)
Seat 8: zartrüssel ($616.50 in chips)
Seat 9: playercap ($591 in chips)
ZepHendrix: posts small blind $3
Rodea84: posts big blind $6
chunmin: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ZepHendrix [Jh Js]
kancamagus: folds
audio67: calls $6
IntenseDawg: raises $24 to $30
zartrüssel: folds
playercap: folds
poo-onastick: folds
ZepHendrix: raises $66 to $96
Rodea84: folds
audio67: folds
IntenseDawg: raises $70 to $166
ZepHendrix: raises $452 to $618 and is all-in
IntenseDawg: calls $434 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($18) returned to ZepHendrix
*** FLOP *** [7c 8h Jd]
*** TURN *** [7c 8h Jd] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [7c 8h Jd Jc] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ZepHendrix: shows [Jh Js] (four of a kind, Jacks)
IntenseDawg: mucks hand
ZepHendrix collected $1209 from pot
IntenseDawg said, "wtf"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1212 | Rake $3
Board [7c 8h Jd Jc 5c]
Seat 1: poo-onastick (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ZepHendrix (small blind) showed [Jh Js] and won ($1209) with four of a kind, Jacks
Seat 3: Rodea84 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: kancamagus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: audio67 folded before Flop
Seat 7: IntenseDawg mucked [Ac As]
Seat 8: zartrüssel folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: playercap folded before Flop (didn't bet)

IntenseDawg: wtf
IntenseDawg: **** luckbox
ZepHendrix: what wins
ZepHendrix: two pair or four of a kind?
ZepHendrix: i forget

intensedawg runs like me, yes hes a huge douche but i kinda feel bad for him sometimes as hes always outplaying u guys and getting sucked out on then I remember hes a huge douche so he probably deserves it

PISCO

PokerStars Game #32765732972: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4 USD) - 2009/09/12 18:16:47 AT [2009/09/12 17:16:47 ET]
Table 'Taygeta X' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Rodea84 ($442 in chips)
Seat 2: IntenseDawg ($400 in chips)
Seat 3: slee95 ($598.60 in chips)
Seat 5: maninshed ($601 in chips)
Seat 6: zartrüssel ($488 in chips)
Seat 7: piscogay ($769 in chips)
Seat 8: ale1teixeira ($418 in chips)
Seat 9: ykh07 ($400 in chips)
IntenseDawg: posts small blind $2
slee95: posts big blind $4
chuckk: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ale1teixeira [Jh Js]
maninshed: folds
zartrüssel: folds
piscogay: raises $8 to $12
ale1teixeira: calls $12
ykh07: folds
Rodea84: folds
IntenseDawg: folds
slee95: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jc 9c 8c]
piscogay: checks
ale1teixeira: bets $20
piscogay: raises $20 to $40
ale1teixeira: raises $60 to $100
piscogay: raises $657 to $757 and is all-in
ale1teixeira: calls $306 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($351) returned to piscogay
*** TURN *** [Jc 9c 8c] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 9c 8c 6h] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
piscogay: shows [Qc Tc] (a straight flush, Eight to Queen)
ale1teixeira: mucks hand
piscogay collected $839 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $842 | Rake $3
Board [Jc 9c 8c 6h 5d]
Seat 1: Rodea84 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: IntenseDawg (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: slee95 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: maninshed folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: zartrüssel folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: piscogay showed [Qc Tc] and won ($839) with a straight flush, Eight to Queen
Seat 8: ale1teixeira mucked [Jh Js]
Seat 9: ykh07 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

gotta be so hard to get aces in pre...

lol obv i'm not saying it just on that one hand, it's based on all of the many hands people have posted including the few times they did outplay him.

epipen been owning me on his comeback tour

epipen coolered me in a 4bet pot imo

epipen do you own an epipen?

At least someone here knows what I go through, sorta.

LOL, hey dood

Bad beat marathon.

Hand #1
Poker Stars $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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scorpionfish (UTG+2): $1836.00
lizadalton (MP1): $539.00
mondiburns (MP2): $1940.00
chunmin (CO): $1179.25
Eagle2667 (BTN): $1446.50
EASSA (SB): $2353.60
Hero (BB): $1074.00
actionDJ (UTG): $1497.00
clarkkent33 (UTG+1): $772.00

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is BB with K K
7 folds, EASSA raises to $40, Hero raises to $130, EASSA raises to $2353.60 all in, Hero calls $944 all in

Flop: ($2148.00) 4 T Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($2148.00) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($2148.00) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $2148.00
EASSA shows A K (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
EASSA wins $2145.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #2
Poker Stars $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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scorpionfish (MP): $1399.50
jphil007 (CO): $1000.00
rytoast (BTN): $945.00
Hero (SB): $2225.00
pfmiii (BB): $919.00
DooMeRFD (UTG): $1201.00
chunmin (UTG+1): $970.00

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is SB with K A
3 folds, jphil007 raises to $25, rytoast raises to $110, Hero raises to $240, 1 fold, jphil007 raises to $1000 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls $760

Flop: ($2120.00) 7 7 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($2120.00) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($2120.00) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $2120.00
jphil007 shows A Q (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
Hero shows K A (a pair of Sevens)
jphil007 wins $2117.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #3
Poker Stars $3/$6 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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Hero (SB): $982.70
ZepHendrix (BB): $775.65
puschl21 (UTG): $600.00
scorpionfish (UTG+1): $600.00
DooMeRFD (MP): $627.00
BlGGIESMALLS (CO): $1194.00
SDS BUFFAH (BTN): $633.75

Pre Flop: ($9.00) Hero is SB with K K
puschl21 raises to $18, 2 folds, BlGGIESMALLS calls $18, 1 fold, Hero raises to $78, 1 fold, puschl21 raises to $174, 1 fold, Hero raises to $982.70 all in, puschl21 calls $426 all in

Flop: ($1224.00) 3 2 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($1224.00) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($1224.00) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $1224.00
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
puschl21 shows Q Q (three of a kind, Queens)
puschl21 wins $1221.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #4
Poker Stars $3/$6 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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chunmin (BB): $655.95
wpr101 (UTG): $648.00
markwin11 (UTG+1): $762.15
Aqualung (UTG+2): $532.55
Hero (MP1): $875.15
BlGGIESMALLS (MP2): $846.05
scorpionfish (CO): $682.10
Damonana (BTN): $591.00
totempal (SB): $579.15

Pre Flop: ($9.00) Hero is MP1 with A A
2 folds, Aqualung raises to $18, Hero raises to $66, 5 folds, Aqualung raises to $192, Hero raises to $875.15 all in, Aqualung calls $340.55 all in

Flop: ($1074.10) T 5 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($1074.10) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($1074.10) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $1074.10
Aqualung shows K K (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
Aqualung wins $1071.10
(Rake: $3.00)

about -$35-40k in ev at 3/6 alone ever since I moved up.

And zephendrix ur a tool and you're garbage, you can't even beat 2/4 for ****, and you go up and luckbox 3/6 and think you're good now. and whenever you suckout on me you post it here to make yourself feel good. Way to go dumb ****.

You should post the hands I always own you in every session too.
Here I'll help you out.

Well, for those that care, I've stopped berating fish for the greater good of poker.

ZepHendrix ownage marathon.

Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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Plus_Jun (SB): $422.00
ZepHendrix (BB): $513.50
JC-TheGuide (UTG): $551.80
Tnx4urMoney (UTG+1): $400.00
JezzaDav (UTG+2): $509.85
it's_NL_baby (MP1): $625.05
Hero (MP2): $416.00
FATDAN44 (CO): $451.35
zartrüssel (BTN): $423.50

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is MP2 with T T
2 folds, JezzaDav calls $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $16, 3 folds, ZepHendrix raises to $54, 1 fold, Hero calls $38

Flop: ($114.00) T J 5 (2 players)
ZepHendrix checks, Hero bets $72, ZepHendrix calls $72

Turn: ($258.00) 8 (2 players)
ZepHendrix checks, Hero bets $290 all in, ZepHendrix calls $290

River: ($838.00) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $838.00
ZepHendrix shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows T T (three of a kind, Tens)
Hero wins $835.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #2
Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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kamon69 (BB): $382.30
ZepHendrix (UTG): $431.60
andale34 (UTG+1): $593.90
zartrüssel (UTG+2): $473.00
Hero (MP1): $402.00
FATDAN44 (MP2): $400.00
bluffblocker (CO): $528.15
chuckk (BTN): $400.00
bef99hwk (SB): $400.00

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is MP1 with A A
ZepHendrix raises to $12, 2 folds, Hero calls $12, FATDAN44 calls $12, 4 folds

Flop: ($42.00) A K Q (3 players)
ZepHendrix bets $24, Hero raises to $78, FATDAN44 folds, ZepHendrix raises to $160, Hero raises to $390 all in, ZepHendrix calls $230

Turn: ($822.00) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($822.00) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $822.00
ZepHendrix shows K K (three of a kind, Kings)
Hero shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero wins $819.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #3
Poker Stars $3/$6 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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poo-onastick (CO): $1090.80
Hero (BTN): $684.00
Rodea84 (SB): $608.90
marianofilet (BB): $686.10
zartrüssel (UTG): $673.35
ZepHendrix (UTG+1): $621.90
fumbo420 (MP1): $609.00
chunmin (MP2): $558.35

Pre Flop: ($9.00) Hero is BTN with T J
1 fold, ZepHendrix raises to $18, 3 folds, Hero calls $18, 1 fold, marianofilet calls $12

Flop: ($57.00) K K 6 (3 players)
marianofilet checks, ZepHendrix bets $36, Hero raises to $92, marianofilet folds, ZepHendrix calls $56

Turn: ($241.00) 4 (2 players)
ZepHendrix checks, Hero bets $145, ZepHendrix calls $145

River: ($531.00) T (2 players)
ZepHendrix checks, Hero bets $429 all in, ZepHendrix calls $366.90 all in

Final Pot: $1264.80
Hero shows T J (a flush, King high)
ZepHendrix mucks K A
Hero wins $1261.80
(Rake: $3.00)

lol it is sad that you have to "cooler" someone to "own" him.

stfu idiot that shoves AQ over a cold4.

cooler? not my fault he doesn't have a fold button.

iintense dawgg in da houuseee

That is the first thing i thought when i was looking through the "ownage"

saw scarer playing 100/200 yesterday... wtf?

But it was suuuuuuited!

piscogay so sick

POKERSTARS GAME #32685873793: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2009/09/10 16:28:57 ET
Table 'Lilaea II' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Da_Engineer ($600 in chips)
Seat 2: BlGGIESMALLS ($779.45 in chips)
Seat 3: poo-onastick ($648 in chips)
Seat 4: KiWiKaKi ($734.25 in chips)
Seat 5: piscogay ($600 in chips)
Seat 6: Tarjei82 ($1810.80 in chips)
Seat 7: marianofilet ($192 in chips)
Seat 8: Semifaded ($277.75 in chips)
marianofilet: posts small blind $3
Semifaded: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KiWiKaKi [Ac Ah]
Da_Engineer: folds
BlGGIESMALLS: folds
poo-onastick: folds
KiWiKaKi: raises $12 to $18
piscogay: raises $42 to $60
Tarjei82: folds
marianofilet: folds
Semifaded: folds
KiWiKaKi: calls $42
*** FLOP *** [3s 7c 8s]
KiWiKaKi: checks
piscogay: bets $84
KiWiKaKi: calls $84
*** TURN *** [3s 7c 8s] [3d]
KiWiKaKi: bets $54
piscogay: raises $102 to $156
KiWiKaKi: raises $102 to $258
piscogay: raises $198 to $456 and is all-in
KiWiKaKi: calls $198
*** RIVER *** [3s 7c 8s 3d] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KiWiKaKi: shows [Ac Ah] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
piscogay: shows [Kh Qh] (two pair, Sevens and Threes)
KiWiKaKi collected $1206 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1209 | Rake $3
Board [3s 7c 8s 3d 7s]
Seat 1: Da_Engineer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: BlGGIESMALLS folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: poo-onastick folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: KiWiKaKi showed [Ac Ah] and won ($1206) with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 5: piscogay showed [Kh Qh] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Threes
Seat 6: Tarjei82 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: marianofilet (small blind) folded before Flop

its your birthday or your noob, that's life

intensedawg for someone who backed u up in this you put up some really weak "ownage" hands

lol at ID's ownage. he posted a series of coolers that he got the better of or someone sucked out on him. Didn't see a lot of ownage, did see a lot of standard reg on reg coolers though.

nice try but ownage implies bluffing for stacks with air, making A-hi or worse hero calls in big pots, or making a sick call with like 3rd pair on a nasty board. getting AA in vs KK pf just std ho hum ****.

everyone please calm the **** down

no, we need moar flamewars not less